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Jeb Bush

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—Jebbie should have listened to his mother, Barbara.

John Ellis "Jeb" Bush or Jebbie, Jebito, ¡Yeb!, The Guac Man, Bush #3, or Cuck is the younger, low energy brother of George W Bush. He is the fucktard that put his idiot brother in office, in effect causing 9/11.

This guacamole merchant ran for President in 2016, but was stumped by The Donald. He is a proud cuckservative, and is married to a low-IQ wetback midget.

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Political career

Jeb was Governor of Florida while his brother was embezzling on a national scale. While Americans are literally dying in the streets of Miami because they cannot afford healthcare, Jeb!'s Mexican wife spends 150 billion dollars entirely in guacamole.

2016 presidential campaign

Yeb! Announced on June 15, 2015. He got in a lot of fights with The Donald which resulted in sending him to the bottom of the polls.

Supporters

He doesn't have any. The multi-billionaire Jews just alter the polls to make it look like he has some supporters.

Political positions

Guns

MOAR GUNS!!

Marijuana

Opposes Recreational and Medical Use of Marijuana Even though he has admitted to being a pot head in the past.

Minimum wage

At least Jeb understands that flipping burgers isn't Worth $15 an hour.

Immigration

Jeb Bush thinks Immigration is an "act of love". He is sympathetic towards spics because as The Donald pointed out, his wife is a Mexican named Kolymba, and he registered to vote in Florida as a hispanic.

Taxes

MOAR WORK!!

War

Like his brother, Jeb is a neocon and a warmonger.

Rapefugees

Jeb has openly called for bringing in Refugees from Syria.

Videos


Dear Jeb

Gallery

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See also

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Issues:

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Politicans:

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Parties:

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Tactics:

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See also: 2012 Elections2016 Presidential ElectionsInternet PoliticsPizzaGatePolitical communities

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