2007 is also the year when the iPhone and The Big Bang Theory came out and therefore women discover video games and the internets for the first time, beginning third-wave feminism's start of ruining what was nice.
Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions Ebon Lupus, children, and even cartoon mice. Others were arrested for being pedophiles, and for not taking a seat right over there. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries. Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates. Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.
2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we are quite certain that life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
EDiots look back to 2007.
- Andrew Erickson gets busted for child porn.
- Duke Otterland gets ruined.
- Firedarkdragon gets raped.
- The Great Sonic-cide of 2007 occurs.
- Greg Solomon vs. Renetto bullshit occurs.
- Hal Turner clais victory over Anonymous.
- Knuffy becomes known.
- Lulzcast is born; the first episode in the entire series is released.
- Sektie drama occurs involving Girlvinyl.
- TheRedSkull starts to wear a mask as he tries to escape from renetto's debt collectors.
- 7chan is shut down from lack of Jew gold.
- Anna Nicole Smith dies from a drug overdose.
- Audreynoland becomes known.
- Filthywhore sucks dick for money.
- Lostpedia drama ensues. Involves Wattage, a former ED sysop from .com.
- The front page redesigned by Blu Aardvark.
- Mass exodus of many butthurt pussies to LiveVideo.
- My Immortal began its filming.
- Realm-Of-The-Shadows is born.
- Tumbles the Stairdragon becomes known.
- Warbears gets its shit ruined.
- Youtube Vigilantes head CircaRigel and Irish282.
- TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL becomes known.
- CaseyNunez becomes known.
- Chevy the Therapy Dog is murdered, and causes much drama on the Internets.
- Daxflame gets in a piss fight.
- Essjay is exposed as a fraud.
- The Great /B/lackout occurs.
- The Great Re/b/oot occurs and /b/ is no longer forced anon!
- Kenneth Eng writes a racist column about niggers, is pwned by everyone.
- Max day occurs for the first time.
- Michael Crook apologizes to the internets.
- Poeticirony mongles her dog.
- Ben Vodden becomes known.
- Tay Zonday left trying to recapture his glory days after briefly being King of the Internet.
- Computer Science III meme is born.
- Fatferaligatr is discovered.
- Micha Armstrong becomes known.
- Rickroll phenomena gains notoriety.
- Todd Goldman
- Virginia Tech Massacre occurs.
- The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007 occurs.
- My Immortal movie is finished and published.
- Pigslop dies.
- BLANKING IN PROGRESS becomes more infamous.
- Chris Benoit experiences steroid-induced rage.
- Dustin Diamond sex tape is found.
- Dying alone meme becomes popular.
- Johnnyr becomes known.
- Madeleine McCann is murdered by her parents.
- Shadowfox118 becomes known.
- SokiTwopaw becomes known.
- Synnergy drama becomes known.
- TheAmazingAtheist starts his YouTube career.
- Tyler Dumstorf kills a couple of cops.
- Darkfox becomes known.
- Fox 11 depicted Anonymous as a gang of domestic terrorists on a news broadcast.
- GoddessMillenia becomes known.
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007 occurs. There is more drama this time than during The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006.
- Harry Potter's The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of 2007 occurs.
- InflatibleWolfi becomes known.
- Mary Moon becomes a camwhore.
- Sonic CulT gets taken down for hosting 7chan's /b/ section with rumored child porn.
- 2girls1cup becomes 2007's Funnelgirl.
- Aeverine Nieves becomes known over a dispute relating to DMCA.
- AngelofthyNight is exposed as an internet tough guy.
- The Anti-ED-Club is shut down.
- BitingBeaver becomes known.
- Applemilk1988 gets e-raped.
- HellionExciter gets pwned by ED... again.
- LittleCloud becomes known.
- Michelle Madigan goes to DEFCON 2007 undercover.
- Minneapolis Bridge Collapse.
- Owen Wilson attempts to kill himself.
- WHEN I WAS becomes known.
- Britney Spears inadvertently launches a career of Chris Crocker, an attention-whore trap.
- Don't taze me bro becomes known.
- East High School Salt Lake City rape case occurs.
- KCFireplug becomes known.
- Lulzcon 2007 occurs.
- Trey Burba threatens to blow up his school on September 11th.
- Vanessa Hudgens' nudes are spread.
- Asa Coon enters a school and shoots 4 people; nobody dies, and he becomes an hero.
- Chris Forcand becomes known for pedophilia.
- Chris-chan rises in notoriety.
- Cryptokids try to turn your kids not only into furries but also into the man.
- Douglas L Payne Jr becomes known for pedophilia.
- Ernest Peters becomes known.
- Kendricks Redtail becomes known due to drama.
- NCC becomes more pupular.
- SFW Porn is invented. Considered to be this year's greatest invention.
- Swirl face meme becomes known.
- Anuebunnie becomes known.
- Battletoads GameStop raid occurs.
- Clementine Gaiafags learn to troll.
- Evel Knievel dies.
- Sean Taylor meets his end.
- Jeff Gerstmann gets fired from Gamespot for giving a bad review to a shitty game.
- Jenkem explodes all over old media after a sheriff's department ripped off our article.
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen ends up with a better kill ratio than The Blzn Azn.
- Pull Your Pants Up becomes known.
- Yinepusayi is discovered.
- 4chan was hacked for the very lulz of it, and /b/tards flocked to every other chan for safe haven.
- Andrew Greissman steals a bust of Martin Luther King from a library.
- Anonymuncule gives EDiots their very own imageboard.
- Benazir Bhutto is assassinated.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica is three years old.
- GoddessMine becomes a "bottom" after Anonymous gives her 40 lashes.
- Google censors the Megan Meier and Matthew Murray articles.
- Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears' teenage sister, has an immaculate conception.
- Jarrad Willis, an Aussie /b/tard gets v& for creating false beliefs.
- NinjaWeasel becomes known.
- Nghtmrchld26 channels Smeagol.
- Robert Hawkins becomes known.
- Smugfag becomes known.
- SnowVhite becomes known.
- The Great LiveJournal Buyout of 2007 occurs.
- Tatiana the Tiger eats Carlos Sousa Jr to death for Christmas.
- To Catch A Predator comes to an end after 3 years.