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It's been over 10 years since the start of the golden age of the late 2000s. Memes and OC died out for well over 5 years, but in the middle of the 2010s, we saw a resurgence of lulz. Memes like Donald Trump and Pepe The Frog have ushered in a new age of fun with many reinventions of our classical meme culture. The world is on the brink of war, pitting Nationalists against Globalists and SJWs against people with IQs over like 5. This year is expected to have more happenings than any year before!

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.


Dramatic Events from 2017


What the typical western man looks like in 2017
  • On the very first day of the year, trolls release a game called Angry Goy where the goal is to mass exterminate rapefugees, jews and other untermensch from Europe.
  • The UK government will start spying and hacking into systems for statistics that nobody gives a shit about.
  • Once the gift giving was over, Santa Claus killed 39 and injured 69 in an Istanbul nightclub.
  • Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th president of Dumbfuckistan on the 20th.
  • Final Fantasy VII turns 20. Weebs still butthurt over Aeris.
  • 4chan baits the easily offended masses on Twitter with Clovergender.
  • Niggers in Chiraq abduct a white boy and torture him for hours. They live-stream it on Facebook, before eventually getting captured. This incident only further worsens the already deteriorating race relations in the United States. The Chiraq police, being the liberal cucks that they are, refuse to recognize it as a hate crime.
  • Sam Hyde shoots up a festival in Mexico, resulting in over a dozen casualties, before fleeing south to run amok in a Mexican high school. He fled the country and has yet to be apprehended.
  • Juggalos figure out how the fuck magnets work
  • The CIA get's baited by /pol/ into believing that Trump hired hookers to piss on a bed so that Obama would cry like an anime fan on prom night
  • BeCandid gets caught in hosting great amounts of CP.
  • Dylann Storm Roof represents himself in court and pulls his plan off- getting the death penalty.
  • Gambia chimps out
  • Obongo commutes the sentence of Bradley "Chelsea" Manning.
  • Trump cucks CNN at a press conference calling them out for being fake news. YouTube Favicon.png Mark Dice tells the story
  • Zoe Quinn decided to become agender, thereby robbing the 5 guys' only claim to being with a woman. It might turn into the Archive today-ico.png neutrois identity. Only a matter of time before she turns into a proper YouTube Favicon.png cancer alien
  • Some faggy little kid in Mexico shoots up his school; gore pics are leaked to much drama and lulz.
  • Archive today-ico.png Mark Hamill responds to ED on Twitter. ED owner finally gets his first erection of 2017.
  • A mudslime named Dimitrious Gargasoulas culturally enriches an Australian mall in Melbourne, turning it into a racing course. A few people get educated about diversity.
  • Kiwifarms is shut down after Null or some other admin's family is doxxed and trolled HARD, causing someone's mommy to lose their job.
    • tl;dr karma's a bitch.
    • Kiwifags flood ED and EDF en-masse prompting staff to create a new kiddie pool for the invaders.
      • Kiwifarms was revived. Nobody cared.
  • ISIS pwns an ancient roman theater
  • After Obongo pardoned countless prisoners, news leaks out that 4 of them were cartel leaders.
  • Trump pushes for US withdrawal from TPP, UN, etc... Globalist kikes are now ready to push WW3.
    • Trump prevents Obongo's WW3 with Russia; both countries are now allies in Syria fighting against ISIS.
  • Trump signs executive order of building the wall.
  • Maine legalizes it
  • Sam Hyde shoots up a mosque in Quebec, pwning 6 terrorists.

2017 Inauguration of Donald Trump

  • During the Trump Inauguration in Washington DC, leftist fags cause havoc as they riot and protest for hours on end. Hundreds are gassed or arrested. Trump gives his speech and discusses the grim miserable situation Dumbfuckistan is in, unlike most other presidents who brown-nose and say how murka's doin' great.
    • Obongo acts like a little bitch and takes shelter in a DC house of his, planning to get Trump impeached or encumbered, and commits to several other hi-jinks to fuck with him
    • A /pol/lack trolls a kike IRL and it goes viral [1]
      • He also makes several other lulzy videos where he 'infiltrates' communist faggots groups during the protests
    • A leftist gets triggered and becomes a meme, akin to Carl the Cuck
    • Nearly half a million feminazi cunts march on Washington in an attempt to get Donald to grab their pussies.
      • Other feminazi cunts march across the world as well.
    • Madonna threatens terrorist action against the white house, prompting the Secret Service to open an investigation.
    • Shia LaBeouf sets up a 4 year livestream project called He Will Not Divide Us meant to give resistance / unity to the residents of the area. Instead, trolls from /pol/ show up to troll leftists IRL. A constant shitstorm occurs for weeks on end!
    • Richard Spencer gets sucker punched by Sam Hyde in the DC area as well.
    • Gavin McInnes tries punching a leftist, but it causes 0 damage. Quickly runs away.
    • George H.W. Bush gets triggered over the inauguration and is hospitalized.


  • Milo Yiannopoulos holds speeches at several universities across the United States. Liberals riot in massive numbers, beating up those they disagree with to the point of near death. A Category 4 Chimpout situation. Later on in the month, he is interviewed and trolled by Bill Maher and other MSM kikes. Days later, Milo is outed as a pedophile (or at least hebephile). [2]
  • Jews chimp the fuck out over Trump not directly mentioning the 6 trillion kikes smited in the made up holohoax on the annual holohoax memorial day held in America.
  • He Will Not Divide Us is shut down after a massive trolling campaign IRL conducted by /pol/
  • Dear White People, a racist anti-white Netflix exclusive series is revealed to audiences. The reaction is historically overwhelmingly negative. Official YouTube trailers for the show rack in 95~99% negative ratings and hundreds of thousands of hostile messages. In response, Netflix keeps taking down and reuploading the video only for the internet hate machine to continue to trash it.
  • Kiwifarms comes back online, sadly.
  • Germany implements Truck Control in order to prevent the next mass-driving.
  • Allegedly, an authentic picture of an Alien is leaked on 4chan causing a short outage, sparking massive manhunts for the picture. In reality, it was just a prank people pulled off after the servers suffered a short outage. Only retards from /x/ would think the pic is legit.
  • Google makes its prototype troll detection software, Jigsaw public after releasing new code called Perspective. Trolls immediately get to work to fuck up the AI like we did to Tay.


  • The Shadow Government escalates their attacks on the Trump administration, eyeing for Jeff Sessions to be terminated or removed, as was done to Flynn.
  • A jap accumulated 6 tons (13,228 pounds) of pornographic magazines which collapsed on top of him, crushing him to death. It is only 6 months later that his body is found.[4]
  • A new Zelda game, Breath Of The Wild, is released to extreme fanboyism and praise with most (paid) reviewers giving it almost perfect scores. Non-fanboys play it and find it to be a buggy, grindfesty and boring waste of time.
  • Wikileaks releases documents showing how the CIA has hacked all the worlds computers into being able to be used as botnets or be raped by viruses, along with other shit everyone presumed was true but is now proven.
  • 4chan trolls are able to put a MAGA hat and pepe shirt on top of a flag Shia set up for HWNDU. It was difficult to track down the location of the flag as the only information available was the livestream showcasing the flag its self. They were able to track it down, using CIA-level research and tactics to discover the location and plan the assault.
  • A school shooting occurs in France. The suspect is discovered to be a fan of the game Hatred and watched several videos on jewtube relating to mass killings.
  • Shaq came out of the closet claiming the Earth Is flat. A Truly wtf moment. See Flat Earth Society for more info in what Shaq is trying to talk about.
  • Encyclopedia Dramatica goes down from March 18th to the 22nd, returning under a .rs domain.
  • Some liberal fag sets up a site hosting an image of a HWNDU flag, and quickly gets hax0red.
  • Evidence is revealed detailing how Obongo and the corrupt 3 letter agencies spied on Trump as far back as 2004.
  • Watcha doin' rabbi?: An American-Israeli 19 year old is arrested after having been discovered to have made a vast majority of nearly 200 threats against Jewish community centers around the world.
  • Dr. Phil hosts an episode interviewing an escaped slave of the elite, where she describes how she was raped as a baby and raised as a sex slave, forced to eat shit, and being hunted on a private island. Later: Phil's inevitable mysterious death.
  • Apple Trolls fans by releasing an iPad with older generation specs inside a modern iPad design trying to deceive people into thinking it's new so they would buy it when in fact you are buying an older iPad from 2015 a truly lulzy moment.
  • A troll plasters several antisemitic meme posters all around Scottsdale AZ, triggering the mainstream media and bringing great lulz to us all.
  • Demonii gets shut down; it was the biggest torrent tracket in the world, with over 50 million trackers in a given year. YIFY and Popcorn Time also get fucked by the MPAA.


Brexit Reality
What happens when liberals try to fight the alt-right
deranged white man goes on a murder spree
  • As an April Fool's joke, Reddit creates a project called Place, where users are able to interact with a million pixel grid in real-time. Tens of thousands of fags flame each other and form tribes to keep their autistic pixel art alive before trolls or other neckbeard faggots destroy their hard work.
  • POOL'S CLOSED: Gilbert Baker, the fag who designed the gay pride flag, dies of AIDS.
  • After some jew stages a false flag, YouTube advertisers start to pull their ads from countless channels in order to avoid being associated with any offensive content. The result is that most content creators' income is decimiated, such as TheAmazingAtheist who loses up to 85% of his shekels. Although, that might just be him trying to jew his dumb goy audience for more $ again.
  • Multiple bombs go off in St.Petersburg, Russia killing dozens. Most likely a Zionist American plot to trigger WW3.
  • After being triggered over a false flag where a bunch of little kids get gassed, Trump nukes a Syrian/Russian base bowing to the jews and neocons who control Dumbfuckistan, and potentially kickstarting World War 3.
    • The internet, especially /pol/ and Infowars fucking explode. Half of Trumptards immediately turn on Trump for fear that he became a neocon puppet; especially /pol/, the heart of the alt right after being exclusively targeted by every leftist hivemind there is, such as CTR or Shareblue. One thing is for certain: consequences will nevar be the same.
  • L33t hax0rs known as "The Shadow Brokers" leak out top-secret NSA tools to the public
    • Some hacker in Texas also set off an entire city's alarms at once and caused lots of chaos and lulz
  • A furry convention, Rocky Mountain Fur Con 2017, gets cancelled due to an accelerating microculture of Nazi-furs, which triggered the fuck out of the conventions attendants as the strife escalated to death threats and general IRL flame wars and legal threats.Archive today-ico.png (archive)
  • Filthy nigger livestreams himself executing a random black guy point blank [6]
  • Battle of Berkeley: huge ass riots break out in Berkeley, California. This time, "Nazis" punch back, triggering the fuck out of the hypocritical terrorist leftists.
  • A filthy nigger goes postal in an attempt to kill as many whitey as possible. Media covers it up naturally as the shooter isnt white
    • On the anniversary, a nigra named Steve Stephens goes for the high score after shooting a random guy on the street while live streaming it to facebook from his smartphone
  • Continuing on their cultural war, Twatter deletes yet another non-SJW account. Sam Hyde recently got b&, so expect to hear about a mass shooting at Twatter HQ. Even if OP doesn't deliver, Twatter's stocks continue to plummet.


  • Yet again, the hacker known as 4chan (trolls from /pol/) make international news. They leaked a fuckload of documents pertaining to a French politician, Emmanuel Macron and his international communications. Wikileaks later scans through the evidence and claims none of the material is faked, despite the politicians pleas and lies stating otherwise. Information included in the leaks suggest international insider trading schemes, access to government secrets, Rothschild connections, Darknet drug deals, and more. The french government claims it was the work of Russian hackers. French media is later forbidden to report on the leaks, and the country bans access to 4chan.
    • Marine Le Pen loses the French Elections, triggering the alt-right.
  • Following the leaks pertaining to the NSA / CIA's l33t hax, a group of skiddies implement the gov'ts code into their own ransomware program that infects a fuckload of people. Thankfully, after white knight hax0rs took a look at the skidfags code, they found it to be easy to outmaneuver and conquer. Still, millions of anuses were violated electronically without preparing and the consequences will likely never be the same again.
  • After the controlled (((Media))) kikes destroyed Milo Yiannopoulos' career after he quickly gained mainstream traction, they bring him back with a 12 million dollar grant to start his own (((news))) cycle, whilst under their direct control.
  • An Ariana Grande concert in the United Kingdom is culturally enriched, with around 20 people being killed and dozens of others injured in a bombing attack. Current news speculates that noted White Shariah terrorist, Sam Hyde was responsible.
  • The owner of the infamous Nazi Pug is now facing a year in prison.
  • Some faggot copyright troll begins to open a lolsuit against ED.








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