2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing

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Akbarzhon Jalilov
Born April 1, 1995
Nationality: Russian MiniflagRussia.png
Highscore Killed 11, Injured 45
Top 25? Yes
Style Suicide Bomberman
An Hero? Yes

On the 4th of March 2017 a Kyrgyzstani-born brother named Akbarzhon Jalilov bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro, leading to 15 people dead (excluding himself) and an additional 64 injured.

   
 
[He] was a mosque-attending Muslim but not a fanatic
 

 
 

Archive today-ico.png Eminzhon Jalilov - Akbarzhon's uncle

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Graded Score
Kill count: 11/20
Accuracy: 11/20
Style: 5/20 Same old shit (suicide bombing)
Butthurt: 17/20 Was on news outlets everywhere, including CNN
Bonus: 20/20 Islam
Total Score: 64/100 (D-)
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