Welcome to CURRENT YEAR+4 aka the final year of the shithole known as the 2010s. This year will make 2010-2018 seem sane by comparison. This era started with ponyfaggotry and ended with internet totalitarianism perpetrated by beta male NPCs living on silken tofu contaminated with immigrant fecal matter. By this point you are likely tired, deprived of any mental sanity, and possibly contemplating suicide over the fact that you are one of the last sane people who have not yet turned into a total pozzhole soyboy degenerate faggot, a weak beta incel, an NPC or a slutty Marxist thot who eats white fetus for breakfast.
By the time this year is over people will not miss this shit decade only to be disappointed with very low expectations when the 2020s come by. Once this year is over and the 2020s begin, people around the world who are not SJWs, Leftists, and NPCs will already be calling the 2020s the worst era since the Dark Ages. Expect this year to be the final year where you can say nigger without offending easily offended people as the government expands further and further into people's lives, taking away the right for independent bloggers to criticize them as they strengthen their own fascist agenda to eradicate free speech.
Article 13 might be ratified this year which will turn the EU's internet into China whose social credit system makes their country more hive-like than ever before. All of the mainstream internet has turned into EXTREMELY dangerous online ghettos that can instaban - or maybe even arrest you in person and then jailed or even SENTENCED TO DEATH - for saying words they don't like, criticizing the left cult, or advocating for self sufficiency. Hopefully, Alt-tech will thrive in order to restore 1st amendment rights to an age of the internet that is long gone.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatic Events from 2019
- January 1, 2019. The day you realize this is the start of the last year of the shitty 2010's decade so you feel a bit euphoric about that. Perhaps make some icky looking (yet tasty) new year's treats you see in some butt-ugly postmodernist cooking magazine published in Jan 2019.
- Trump has the government shut down due to the Dems refusing to give a mere 5 billion to fund the construction of his wall (despite being more than happy to throw trillions at infinity sand-nigger wars for the Jews, infinity gibs for the beaners, and tranny injections for little boys), clearly showing, just like the last shutdown, they are only concerned with flooding America with hostile foreign nationals and weaken the U.S. for those illegal votes.
- January 5: Old bitch owner of britbongland, should have died, but alas, the baby flesh is keeping her alive for another millennia
- Ricegum and Jake Paul✡ fuck up and whore themselves for MysteryCrate, a scam gambling site, to their child fanbase. Ricegun fucks up again and hands out fake gift card codes after being caught shilling a scam.
- The gay cannibal who runs the CWCki (a wiki that revolves around Chris-Chan) ate the entire CWCipedia. It was at this moment that they knew they fucked up.
- January 13: Gillette went woke with their latest "toxic masculinity" leftist propaganda commercial that's got more DISLIKES than likes on (((Jewtube))) and are GOING BROKE by (pun intended) shaving off their profits.
- Jeff Bezos of Amazon gets divorce raped by his whore wife, losing half of his fortune to her.
- A second issue of Goddess Mode by Zoe Quinn is out. And the writing is still goddess-terrible.
- RBG somehow "survives" her surgeries and is "still" a Supreme Court Justice, yet is apparently either "working from home"(defeating the purpose of being a justice) or is already dead and the Democrats are trying to keep the ruse up for as long as possible before Trump can pick another nominee and start the whole Kavannaugh media circus all over again. meanwhile, the media refuses to give an update on her health, instead celebrating her cameo role in a children's Lego film, like that's some kind of fucking accomplishment given the Semitic collusion between the media and the entertainment industry.
- 17 January 2019: in yet another blatant attempt to start World War III the CIA/Mossad fake an "ISIS" terrorist attack that kills five American solders, cohencidentally right after Trump promises to remove U.S. troops from Syria. Only time will tell if the false flag will pay off for Israel.
- Cyntoia Brown is granted release from prison for murder and theft, thus proving that the pussy pass is alive and well, even for colored whores.
- Fake News Queen Buzzfeed straight up lies to people again (like the pissgate 4chan hoax) and claims that Cohen was told by Trump to lie to Congress (even though he admitted to lying to them independently), a lie so fucking blatant that even Muller comes out from his vigorous drinking and masturbation sessions to call it out.
- 21 January: Only 21 days in and the the most blatant example of the media lying to your face in the new year has been exposed: a bunch of white teens wearing MAGA hats were harassed by Black Israelites and began chanting to drown out the noise. Then an Injun (who later lied about being attacked and, get this, lied about being a Vietnam vet for victim points) walked into the scene banging a war drum and harassing the teens into a confrontation, while the white kid just stood there smirking smugly. the full video was released, but the Judenpresse immediately attacked the teens and made them look like the aggressors with selectively edited out of context videos(the same ones who cried out in pain when the Parkland faggot got called out for his FBI faggotry) and defended the colored that instigated the attack(while defending attacks on Trump supporters, especially from Antifa). Calls from Verified Twitter, including sheltered shitlib celebrities, were made to dox, threaten, harass, attack and assault the teen who literally just stood there and did nothing.(The irony being that the same shitlibs, not even a week ago, were mocking normal people for hating the shitty Gillette ad attacking men were now screeching in pain). Eventually, as always, the truth came out that the teens did nothing wrong and the media had to backtrack after getting caught literally lying to people's faces and memoryholing the event as though it never happened.
- With the new (real) Ghostbusters movie coming out in 2020, feminists, including racist bitch Leslie Jones, start to complain about it, blaming Trump for it, for some fucking reason.
- January 22: The Brexit deal is either not passed into britbong law or is passed with so many concessions it is basically taking all the worse parts of leaving the EU with none of the benefits.
- Venezuelans begin their protests against Maduro, who was un-verified from twitter as violence escelates on the streets. For extra lulz, the opposition leader declares himself president Mike Pence declares the current government illegitimate and Maduro kicks out the U.S. diplomats.
- Big Chungus continues to diagnose millions of Internet users with Down syndrome.
- The 20th Anniversary of the Columbine Shootings which are now tame (like a stroll down the park) compared to the shootings, ANTIFA and riots of today, which are being superfueled by the left mafia's control of your childrens' minds via leftist media and the destruction of their conscience through leftist, NK-style edukayshon. Kim Jong Un would be proud!
- Dissent momentum against technocrat monopolies builds to the point when government seriously begins drafting legislation to break up big-tech monopolies and heavily regulate them as toxic propaganda and threats to sovereign security. Google and Facebook breaks up into tiny little pieces.
- Despite failing in both Canada and Finland, Nu-Communism aka Basic Income is attempted in more countries, quickly turning wageslaves surviving below the poverty line, into comfy NEETs for a short period until Big Daddy Government pulls the plug after realizing it's too expensive.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg is killed by the Krampus for being a naughty girl, giving Trump a third Supreme Court Justice, which is most likely going to be a (((white))) woman. Expect all of the Leftist SJWs to go apeshit and throw screaming fits over Ginsburg's replacement just as what they did to Kavanaugh, and even though the Left Mafia claims to "respect women", they wouldn't do so (and extremely likely wouldn't) if the said woman isn't a far-Leftist SJW feminazi.
- December 31, 2019. The Final day of this shithole called the 2010's, Good fucking riddance.
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