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4chan Battlecards

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Some argue 4chan battlecards are a failure.

4chan battlecards is a meme started last Thursday that has already reached the level of popularity that Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon and Magic players can only dream of.

Rules

THIS IS A FORCED MEME, DO NOT TRUST IT.

Alternate Rules

Game is played like infamous Britfag game Top Trumps. Both players have a deck of cards, doesn't matter which cards are in them or how many. Determine randomly who is the Attacker at the start.

  • The Attacker flips over the top card of his deck.
  • The Attacker picks one of the stats on the card (funny, annoy, meme, style, power, speed, or sexual) and says it out loud.
  • The Defender flips over the top card of his deck.
  • If the stat the Attacker chose is higher on his card than the Defender's, he takes both cards and puts them on the bottom of his deck, continuing play from the beginning, still the Attacker.
  • If the stat the Attacker chose is higher on the Defender's card than his own, the Defender takes both cards and puts them on the bottom of his deck, becoming the Attacker and taking control, going back to the first step.
  • If the chosen stat is the same on both cards (a tie), put both cards aside and play again from the beginning, the Attacker still in control. The next winner gets all the cards that have been set aside and puts them on the bottom of his deck.
  • Once one of the players has no cards left, the game is over and the other player wins (even if there are cards set aside due to ties).

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