9fag (A.K.A. EbaumsWorld 2: Electric Boogaloo and 9fag ) is yet another "meme" spawning abomination of a website akin to memebase, FunnyJunk, Imgur or reddit. Inhabited solely by 12 year old girls with Down Syndrome, this mix of 12 year olds, plagiarism and good old fashioned faggotry creates something that makes your eyes melt from your skull at a single glance. This turd of a website scours the lowest depths of the interwebs scrapyard, digs out age old images and burns it's black mark of unfunny death into their lower parts. The hellsite then invites NORPS and hipsters to comment and laugh and dribble from their facebook profiles about how funny and original all the bollocks simmering in front of them is. It also happens to have a name that sounds like a gay porn site that specializes in throat fucking from numerous dicks, which could be considered much more fun than the reality.
The "content", "created" by newfags on this site are composed mainly of rage comics, lame puns, forced memes, and just about anything that has already been made on other sites or that just isn't funny is mostly featured on 9gag. Meme use in this site has reached unimaginable levels of exploitation, every comic made on 9gag is mostly composed of rather overused memes to the point of forcing one to cover one's eyes in a futile attempt to block out the levels of unfunniness coming from the site, but in a shocking turn of events, it still manages to cause the mentally handicapped 13 year old users to laugh and clap their hands like paraplegic seals, just before typing a quick reaction comment that somehow manages to drag the unfunny levels down even further into the unfathomable depths. 9faggers claim they have no soul, despite the distinct lack of any shock images on their site, and the mere viewing of a small dosage of goatse or tubgirl would probably send them into a deep psychological coma, blubbering and twitching on the floor until their mother walks in and breathes a sigh of relief that she will never have to deal with her retarded hipster excuse of a son ever again. It has finally been fully proved that 9gag does in fact outright steal other sites content, and will feverishly attempt to cover it up. Fully explained here, it is a sad state of affairs when a site's only main source of content is from the notorious content thief Reddit, therefore leaving 9gag a shriveled speck of indecency rotting at the very bottom of the immense barrel that is the internet.
9gag also protects images from downloading by right click; to copypasta, simply press F12 while in Google Chrome, click frames-images and pick the jpg file you want to download. If you want to delete 9gag watermark, copy the url to fuck9gag.com. The content in question doesn't belong to them anyway. But why anybody would want 9gag images for anything other than developing cures for The Cancer is beyond us.
- 10 year old boys.
- 10 year old boys who steal from /b/.
- 10 year old boys who steal from Reddit
- 10 year old boys who steal from ED.
- 10 year old boys who think they're the elite of the internet.
- 10 year old boys who think 9gag creates memes.
- 10 year old boys who think Rage Comics are funny.
- 10 year old boys who think all memes come from 9gag.
- 10 year old boys who think that forced memes are hilarious.
- 10 year old boys who think they're part of the '9gag Army'.
- 10 year old boys who think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.
- Niggers who steal from other websites.
- 16 year old girls
- Basement Dwellers
- White Trash
YouDisregard that, even you wouldn't be part of this shit community, which is doing yourself a goddamn favor.
The Azn overlords of 9gag decided it would be a good idea to enforce rules on their awesome website in a petty attempt to stop it from looking like a 4chan clone. The rules listed below resemble both “Rules of the Internet” which drags their current level of unfunniness down to unfathomable depths, and forum rules. Notice how there's 9 rules? That's so clever.
1. 9GAG is just for FUN.
2. 9GAG is JUST for fun.
3. Get Involved.
4. If you’re funny, you get Likes.
5. Play Nice.
6. Respect originality and creativity.
7. Moderate your content.
8. No reposts.
9. Report Abuse.
- Ray Chan & Chris Chan: Co-Founders of 9GAG and Co-Creators of a site known as Startup Quote which is full of pseudo-inspirational bullshit .
- Marco Fung: Co-founder of 9GAG and Co-Founder of Singboard which is an online karaoke program which allows you to prance around like retard whist singing old songs no one gives a fuck about from the comfort of your own home.
- Derek Chan: This Azn cancer ridden loser did nothing but Co-found 9GAG, but he did us a favour by not polluting the internet like his colleagues.
The uneducated masses of 9gag fail to understand the meme phenomenon. Where normally, it's an image, a saying, or a random oddity that get's spread around for no reason, to them a meme is an image macro, spammed ad nauseam. A veritable "meme factory", if you can stomach the concept. Herein, a small number of their "memes" are listed.
- Misused memes
- Various visual representations of the same jokes.
- Reaction faces to everything including reactions
- Rage Comic describing a day of the guy who posted it. Horrific misuses of Trollface (Herein Coolface) abound. (Originally from deviantart)
- Good Guy Greg. Not knowing he showed up at /b/ Last Thursday and posted pictures declaring he loves /b/ and hates 9gag.
- Forced Memes, like " Y U NO", "Fuck That Guy" and "Me Gusta".
- Neverending overuse of phrase "Le", e.g.: LE ME WITH DERPINA
- The only "memes" that have been produced on 9gag, have all failed and are only used on the site.
Notice the lack of original content. None of the memes became memes on 9fag. You can simply get reputation from just copying and pasting an image from another meme site, and then repost a repost of a repost ad infinitum.
13 year old boys
- 10 year olds finding the love of their lives, using the names like derpina to keep privacy.
- Getting caught by parents while fapping and raging, because that's what happens when one is caught beating off.
- Raging in school
- Thinking that they're intellectually superior to their classmates.
- Being friend-zoned before being sexually mature.
- Complaining about girls before even meeting one
- Play Call of Duty and/or Minecraft almost all of the time. They get extremely butthurt when killed in their games.
- Think Friday is the greatest song ever
- And being 13 year old and complaining about everything
- Feedbacks about site itself.
- le, derp
- Chuck Norris jokes. While most jokes have the good fortune to begin fresh and funny, Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. Also, Norris himself hates them. Which is the entire point, so keep posting Norris jokes at every opportunity, preferably on Chuck's Facebook.
- People posting the screenshot of their own youtube comment and posting on 9fag as if they accidentally found it, then writing "Epic comment is Epic"
- "Still a better love story than Twilight" joke, because 9fags realized that everyone hates Twilight so they try hard to fit in by dissing it.
- Posting an image which only has white text and white background.
- 9fags usually buy meme T-Shirts because they think IT IS THE SHIZZZNITZZFUCKYOU.
- Hipsters worshipping old/obscure/reverse attention whoring bands
- 9fags who were born in the 90's think they're awesome.
- If you remember this, you are awesome (everybody)
- Inviting people to create awareness of environmentalism by plastering PLEASE CLICK LIKE AND SHARE all over their post because that will surely save the planet - saving teh world!!oen1
- Anti-American jokes. Most 9gag users pretend to be pretentious Brazilians and love to say that "Americunts won't get this.".
- That awkward moment when... well nothing, but all the readers are socially awkward, so they think ordinary stuff is awkward.
The Heidi Crowter Affair
For some time, there was one Advice Dog Variant that just wouldn't die like most do. This one in particular involved a toddler with Down Syndrome. The toddlers name was Heidi Crowter, and her face spawned the Potato variant.
Flash forward to 2012. An article about some retarded girl looking suspiciously like our dear Potato girl surfaced in The Daily Mail. The article featured a butthurt mother complaining that her drooling failed abortion had seen a mean picture of her as a child, when in reality, it was yet another attention whore trying to cash in on barely-deserved e-fame. Of course, this only served to make /b/ laugh harder, but, despite 9gag thinking this shit was hilarious to begin with, it collectively felt bad about it. This didn't stop Anon from using the opportunity to paint 9gag as a hate site coinciding with another proper raid, because we all know what happened last time a site was designated hateful. The ploy fell flat on it's face, as all raids do now, but it appears to be the weapon of choice now, that being manipulation of public opinion; while the actual raid was successful until the owners realized that they could actually disable parts of their own site.
- Tell them 9gag is a bad copy of all other meme sites.
- Tell them that most of the content on their site is stolen.
- Tell them that the entire website is unfunny.
- Tell them that the entire community don't understand the meme phenomenon.
- Tell them that all the of the memes on 9gag come from other sites.
- Tell them that the content on 9gag is neither original or creative.
- Tell them 9gag doesn't even support adding text on pictures unlike its competitors.
- Tell them 9gag is mainstream.
- Tell them 9gag is full of middle school kids who still think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.
- Send them popular and unfunny pictures from 9gag.
- Tell them owner of 9gag is using their shitty image combinations for profit. Hipsters hate money.
- Tell them 9gag is an image macro popularity contest.
- Ask them why they hate retarded people.
- Tell them none of the memes posted on 9gag become a meme on 9gag.
- Tell them they are the newest newfags.
- Tell them that 9gaggers are the shit eaters of the internet, because they laugh at any dead and old meme that has ever existed.
- Tell them they are the cancer of the internet.
- Tell them that they very much do have a soul.
- Be advised that they compare Faggotbook pages to judge popularity (and, in their twisted logic, quality of content).
- 13-year-old boy
- Lolcats, the parent site of Memebase and the template for this site.
- Arrow to the Knee
- Bright Neon Nike Shirt - clothing of choice for 9gag users
- This video sums up 9Gag
- 9gag's Retarded Little Brother
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