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AJcomix is some anorexic kike faggot from Florida that likes to have buttsecks with his furfag lover, Skuee. He's most likely the biggest Internet tough guy ever, and the most successful e-lawyer out there. He claims to be a pro in martial arts, although he's still a 98 pound stick. It's also been rumored that he masturbates while trying telekinesis. He also seems to be gayer than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat).
What He Is
A spineless Jew homosexual that loves video games so much that he fucks them with his micropenis. His Jewish personality comes into play every time he lies to his viewers, telling them he does not spin dredels and is not loaded with cash. AJcomix is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his Jew gold.
Not only is he a top-tier furry fucktard, he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in telekinesis, which is of course the phenomenon of possessing the ability to anally masturbate yourself with the Giant dildo of death without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the INTERNET HATE MACHINE)
What He Has
AJ appears to struggle with his horrible condition known as Parkinson's disease, as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also cries about how his friend Dog264 got b& on YouTube, showing more evidence that his friends are faggots and cripples.
His Activities on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Because he is a butthurt faggot, AJcomix created a user profile on Encyclopedia Dramatica under the creative name, AJComix, in order to BALEET Skuee's article like a little bitch. However, AJcomix is full of fail and consequently did not know about how vandalism is pointless, so he swiftly received the banhammer from some SysOp or other while
the rest of ED two people looked on and laughed.
O NOES HIS DOX WERE DROPPED
AJ's dox were dropped by someone, somewhere on the Internets. He got extremely pissed off and tried to be an e-lawyer, and he even failed at that. He has threatened to call the police on the people who dropped his dox.
AJ Calls It All Off
In his latest video, AJ claims to see no point in wasting time with the whole hater situation. In addition, he called off the whole police pursuit against anyone who attacks him or Skuee, realizing that the police will never help him, and will only laugh at his pathetic ass. AJ declares that he will block anyone with an IQ lower than his, seeing as those comments will be intimidating to AJ, and will only be dealing with cool people that suck his micropenis. The rest of approximate six minutes is supposedly filled with mindless drivel.
In previous videos AJ announced that he would begin making "Jackass styled" skits. As anyone would expect these skits turned out to be filled with faggotry. These skits include such hardcore events as: jumping off of swings, pillow fights, walking around a house with a cassete, and poking cats. Wow AJ, you sure are hardcore.
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