Dankblaze is a butthurt bitch and is blanking this article
aka Jeremy J. "Dankblaze" Kaminski is a 30 year old self proclaimed "troll" on YouTube, he is well known for making long and boring video blogs about shitty hackers and vloggers. Absence claims that he has been on YouTube since it first started, trolling on various sock accounts. However since there is no proof to back that up we just assume that he is a lying fucktard and a queer. He was first found when he decided to jump on the Rootbrian bandwagon back in late 2008 and early '09. Absence made a shitty video about Brian using cheap make up and poor lighting, the video was an obvious parody of the Boxxybabee video. Which means Absence is so unoriginal that he had to steal an idea that a camwhore came up with. This isn't surprising since considering he's a retarded Jewish kid living in Milwaukee.
—Jeremy Kaminski: epic troll
- 1 Jew Trivia
- 2 Humble Beginnings
- 3 Notable Feuds
- 4 Jeremy Knows How Trolling Works
- 5 When Legendes Duel
- 6 Quotes
- 7 Absence and Friends React to This Page
- 8 Absence and his Nuts NSFW
- 9 Galleries
- 10 See Also
- 11 External Links
- Did you know, that Jeremy claims to own his own house?
- He also claims that he makes roughly 60,000 dollars a year doing various jobs.
- Jeremy claims to have an irl which consist of drinking cheap beer and fucking grenades.
- He wants to one day open up a bar, that's right a gay bar for all of his little faggot Jew friends to "hang out" in.
- Jeremy has a pink tattoo on his right arm, it's most likely some gay Aboriginal shit who the fuck knows.
- Absence has only one friend and supporter on the internet, a 40 something year old Autistic virgin trailer trash Redneck who lives in Colorado by the name of
- DRAGON201O and Jeremy often spend time having anal sex while complimenting each others trolling skills.
- Jeremy's favorite hobbies include: stalking and harassing cripples, drinking cheap beer, fucking whores who have penises, and hoarding money.
- Absence is an unfunny version of fat ass redneck and ex FCTC member .
- He once showed his nutsack on a YouTube video, thus proving that once again he is in fact gay.
- Jeremy drinks shit beverages such as Fuze and Monster to fuel up for his videos.
- Absence is two years shy of being 30 and still has sex with 17 year old girls, which would mean that he is in fact a pedophile.
- Jeremy once was the leader of a fail troll group known as Team Hate.
- Members of Team Gay included Rod Burch, a well known pedophile and Dylan Kimberlin a jobless loser with a small penis living in Ausfailia.
- Absence is a cross between Ultraforge, a fat ass racist redneck and Burk, a greasy haired emo who got banned from ED IRC.
- Jeremy likes to camwhore on facebook with all of his irl friends.
- Kike nosed Jeremy wears the same lame beanie cap in all of his videos, because he is so cheap that he can't afford to keep the heat on.
- Did you know that Jeremy, is a wannabe model with lots of potential?
As you've just read, Absence got his start by taking on one of the most challenging trolling targets around: Rootbrian. What's a better way to show off your trollan skills than by making lame jokes about an asspie that thinks fart jokes are funny? While most people have mocked Rootfag at one point or another, you'll be hard-pressed finding anyone who spends the kind of time Absence does on it. Each one of his videos is usually between 8 and 10 minutes long. Think about that, this guy is pushing 30 and spends hours upon hours making fun of a retarded welfare recipient. Wow just wow.
Rootbrian recently made a shout out to one of his favorite trolls, Jermey Kaminski. He also had a few things to say about this article. Brian being the autistic that he is, still believes that Absence is a ween troll and that his dox are not real.
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Absence has a long and sordid history of picking fights with fellow social outcasts on YouTube. The fact that he likes to leave out of his vlogs is that he's just as pathetic as his "victims".
As previously mentioned, Jeremy seems to have a fetish for trolling fail hackers, but Absence is particularly obsessed with SONYFANBOY, almost to the point of being creepy. SONYFAGBOY aka prezdant was the victim of countless tl;dw videos and tl;dr comments from Absence, and Absence always made it a point to send each and every single fucking video he ever made about SFB to all of his subscribers, long past the point when anybody actually cared to watch them.
This is just part of the long going battle between the two idiots. They are in fact both Jews and basement dwellers so it's not surprising that they would constantly "battle" each other on the internet.
Absence devoted two ten minute videos to this redneck nobody. This is just further evidence for the patter on absence only trolling people who basically do the job for him.
Absence has had a running feud with this group of juggalo internet tough guys for some time now. Not to say these people are not inbred retards, but once again, Jeremy takes everything too far. Just watch the videos......if you have 30 minutes.
Kike nosed Jeremy made a video response to bat shit insane old fart Battim's video about trolls being sociopath's, in this video response Absence claimed to be a normal guy with an irl and tons of friends.
—Battim's response to Jeremy's 10 minute video response.
Jeremy Knows How Trolling Works
Jeremy being the stealthy troll he is, tries to explain how trolling and doxing works in a 10 minute conversation on skype.
When Legendes Duel
In the late summer of 2010, Absence finally met someone who was on his intellectual playing field. This person is none other than Taekesi. For those of you who don't know, Taekesi is a British kid named Matthew who runs around YouTube claiming to be an "Asian Legende". This could easily be equated to Absence's claim of being a "Youtube Critic". The two exchanged unfunny blow after unfunny blow
until the unthinkable happened. Taekesi got Absence's dox. Read that again. Taekesi, a scene kid who calls himself "Legende" dox'd a roughly 28 year old "epic troll". Yeah.
Spoiler alert: Taekesi never really doxed Jeremy (Taekesi called him "Kerry Steinberg"), or anyone for that matter. He's a fucking faggot. Luckily, more seasoned internet terrorists have managed to get you Absence's dox. See external links.
—Absence denying that he was hacked, doxed and exposed, when all else fails deny deny deny right Jeremy!? :)
When Legends Confuse
It is a well known fact that when Absence attempts to troll someone he becomes obsessed with that individual and all of his energy begins to focus on that one particular individual alone. He makes numerous videos and comments about that person and doesn't stop for days, weeks and even months. In fact the same trolling of that one individual can last for almost up to a year with nobody other than Jeremy himself and that other person/sock account caring about whats going on. Jeremy's latest obsession is with Taekesi aka Matthew aka Tyler who keeps on making sock accounts of Jeremy and then "doxing" them. Jeremy gets real upset when people make fake accounts of him and then claim to dox them. Since he is a leet 1337 hacker himself he dose not like it when script kiddies like Taekesi make poor attempts at "hacking" and "doxing". Kerry will rant on for 10 minutes about how Taekesi is a fake hacker and poser troll who got "OWNED" several thousand times. It's long, boring and gay to say the least. Either way Absence will stop at nothing to "expose" fake hackers and doxers via 10 minute video blogs on his sock accounts.
—Absence thinking anyone would care about his e-fit with another failure such as himself
Dox'd and Exposed
The fail "hacker" known as Taekesi recently discovered Jeremy's Facebook account of which had access to many lulz worthy pics of Jeremy. When and if the Facebook profile is exposed, it will be linked on this article below on the related links section. Until then, entertain yourself with Jeremy's response to this development:
—Absence denying the facebook pics are real.
—Absence having a bad case of unwanted self importance
Absence and Friends React to This Page
Jeremy, being a Jewish attention whore responded to the creation of his article by saying that is was "lame and gay," and that he could have written a better article. Which we all know is a lie, because he is still in fact a Jewish faggot attention whore who is far too busy making shitty tl;dw videos and comments on JewTube. He's also blamed his arch-nemesis Taekesi for attempts to blank this article. Seeing as they're both massive queers, that's actually a possibility.
—Absence loves the attention, then again you can't blame him because he's Jewish.
Absence and his Nuts NSFW
A final point of consideration in an analysis of Jeremy Kaminski is this rather odd video, where in order to prove he did not care about flagging, Jeremy whipped out his testicles on camera for all of YouTube to see.
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—Honestly, that was the best description he could have given
This guy is "not a camwhore" at all, mind you.
- Troll Shielding
- Trying Too Hard
- Dylan Kimberlin
- Tom Serson
- ROFL!!1 . Hacked again, he no longer has any youtube accounts
- Currently locked out.
Hacked lol. - B& - B& - B&
- AbsenceGetsFIagged - Parody account
- AbsenceGotFlagged - Another parody account
- AbsenceDefender - Almost certainly a parody
- AbsenceSuspended - Another parody
- AbsenceGetsOWNED - Yet another parody
KerrySteinberg - Account with his doxB&
- Email: email@example.com
- Jeremy on myspace includes epin model pics.
- Jeremy on facebook.
- Dankblaze on Twitter.
- Meetcam.com profile.
- eporbizer profile.
- Jeremy Dankblaze's androidcentral fourm account.
- Dox via Google maps.
- Jeremy's dox on intelius.com
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