Adam Laird Katswell
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
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Adam Laird Katswell (Real name: Adam Laird) is a 23-year-old manchild living with his mother, Donna Laird, in Jefferson County, West Virginia. Adam is convinced he is the son of a Nickelodeon cartoon character Kitty Katswell and believes himself to possess the ability to turn into a Super Saiyan, Danny Phantom and Optimus Prime. Adam should be reported to the authorities if seen within 50 feet of a school, not only because he's a well-documented pedophile but also because he may try to fuck a school bus. Adam's autism knows no bounds. Spiderman, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Transformers, and Power Rangers are a staple of the Laird household and their refrigerator is plastered with crossover fanfictions.
A self-described "writer", Adam first became known from his DeviantArt account, which housed such works as Spiderman fighting Megatron, his inner monologue as he embraces his mother Kitty Katswell, or the various progressions of his Super Saiyan transformations. It also provided a gallery of buses, pictures of buses, literal power transformers and himself with a Dora the Explorer doll. Not only does Adam possess writing abilities rivaling Hemingway, he also believes he is able to kill people over the internet using his "Autism Blast" that he uses against his various trolls, the same trolls who coerce him into having cybersex over Facebook by making him think he's talking to a 13-year-old girl. Fortunately for the DA community, he was hacked and subsequently banned.
Shamed, Adam sought refuge in the most pathetic manchild-ridden place on the internet, FurAffinity. Here his bus fetish pales in peculiarity to the diaper-furs, his pedophilia is consistent with most of the members, so it's really no big deal. He is white knighted by OmniverseGirl and is still posting fan-fics to this day.
Adam's JewTube iswhere you can find such gems as his Power Ranger collection, Adam listening to the Humpty Hump while traveling in a bus, and he and his mother out for a Sunday drive. Every time he opens his mouth glass is prone to break as his voice sits at a respectable 120 decibels, his unbearable shrill causes his videos to be bombarded with dislikes.
Thanks to him doxing himself, you can find Adam at 139 Bluegrass Lane, Harper's Ferry, 25425, or you can check your nearest truck stop or bus depot, where he can be found lubing up his dick with motor oil and sticking it in the nearest tailpipe. His mother's phone number is (304) 283-6011, in case you need to call that dumb old bitch and tell her what her dumb fatass son has been doing. Adam does nothing but sleep, eat, and rape little kids (such as his niece). He also watches children's shows in his room. Not that many people have seen his room, but faggots that have witnessed such horrid depravity have described the room as being small with only a TV and a computer and although the lights were off, they also saw baby toys. After that, the faggots rightfully decided to commit suicide due to the trauma.
Adams gallery of Bus Porn and Transformers
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