Aegion

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People who live on drama farms often raise drama cows, drama pigs, drama goats, and drama corn. The drama cats hang around to drink the drama milk from the drama cows.
Lj-favicon.png aegion has a very high opinion of herself.
Created on December 29, 2006, the LiveJournal user Lj-favicon.png aegion became an instant drama whore and suspected troll.

She hates people who live on drama farms, preferring to inhabit more urban drama regions instead.

Due to the constant featuring of Aegion's stupids in the community stupid_free, she swore to take on the task of banning all communities based on making fun of others. She created the community Lj-favicon.png ban_dramafarms in an attempt to rally others that have been made fun of, but within 24 hours, had deleted said community.

Aegion rants about people doing drugs and really enjoys handbags and God wank. She can easily be spotted by use of her trademark phrase "I WILL PWN YOU ALL".

Timeline[edit]

18 Jan 2007 - The first tagged Aegion post in stupid_free features Aegion being a drama whore over a video game.

17 Mar 2007 - Aegion offers some very terrible job advice and is featured again in stupid_free.

21 Mar 2007 - More video game drama leads to insults on parenting, and Aegion is behind it all.

21 Mar 2007- Aegion feels mobbed against, and threatens to PWN everyone

23 Mar 2007 - And still more video game drama leading to another stupid_free feature.

23 Mar 2007- A new user, Lj-favicon.png 072321, suddenly appears to defend Aegion, causing the community members to suspect that this is Aegion's sockpuppet account.

04 Apr 2007 - Another stupid_free feature for Aegion over her strange views on drugs.

06 Apr 2007 - Aegion is featured again in S_F for deciding that another user is a waste of flesh based on pictures of that user's bedroom.

10 Aug 2007 - Lj-favicon.png ban_dramafarms is created in response to massive snarking of Aegion.

11 Aug 2007 - Lj-favicon.png ban_dramafarms is deleted after only having acquired 5 members.

The drama farm massacre[edit]

On August 10, 2007, Aegion announced that she planned to have all "drama farms" removed from LiveJournal for harassment. The original statement was later deleted, but the conversation continued in Lj-favicon.png sayonara_snot's journal.

In that conversation, she stated her cause to have all communities similar to stupid_free banned from LiveJournal for harassment, and have the site's Terms of Service rewritten to reflect this rule. She referred to Jameth in an attempt to add legitimacy to some of her strange claims, and asked him to "be like a sort of mascot for (her) cause" although he has stated for the record that he was far too drunk at the time to deal with the situation.

Hypocrisy is rampant due to the fact that, as a rule, stupid_free does not go into personal journals to harass the users, yet Aegion has ventured into both Lj-favicon.png sayonara_snot's journal and Lj-favicon.png syn_abounds's journal.

When Lj-favicon.png syn_abounds attempted to join (and was temporarily allowed into) Lj-favicon.png ban_dramafarms, Aegion left a comment stating:

Nice try but as you've noticed I already removed your membership. :(

Tell sayonara_snot that her little community is going down. In a few months she'll be saying "sayonara" to her moderation. Haha.

Byah! <--- see this, this is my Howard Dean impression.

Byah!!!

ban_dramafarms[edit]

Lj-favicon.png ban_dramafarms was created on August 10, 2007. The community information page was a major tl;dr essay, claiming to be focused on the takedown of "drama farms" and helping victims regain self esteem.

Snippets from the late community info page include:

This community is a safe space for victims of drama farms and anyone else who believes drama farms should be disallowed on Livejournal. This community is for you to vent about your bad experience with a drama farm and every so often we will have guest posters and experts on the subject of online mobbing and cyberbullying. This community is also meant to create an organized campaign to get rid of drama farms on livejournal.

Does Livejournal allow drama farms? What are some drama farms on Livejournal?
Unfortunately, as of right now drama farms are allowed. However this could soon change. One of the purposes of this community is to convince Livejournal and Six Apart to disallow drama farms, as they fall under the definition of "harassment" which is stated as being against the Livejournal Terms of Service. We believe the best way to persuade them to get rid of the drama farm communities is through an organized email campaign to LJabuse and even the CEOs of Six Apart combined with refusal to buy or renew our paid accounts until they disallow this kind of organized harassment.

An example of a drama farm on Livejournal is Lj-favicon.png stupid_free.

How does a drama farm effect it's victims?
The victim of a drama farm usually becomes afraid to post in public communities because often the drama farm will stalk a victim and make multiply posts about them whenever they are spotted somewhere. The members of drama farms get enjoyment out of this knowledge and derive a sense of power from it. In an effort to intimidate victims into hiding they frequently tell them things like "I would be ashamed to get on livejournal anymore if I were you", "you're a complete fool, everyone is laughing at you", etc. Some people, especially younger victims, suffer a significant drop in self esteem from an encounter with a drama farm, thinking that since so many people are ganging up on them there most be something wrong with them. In reality, the drama farm is doing it to tons of people and there is nothing "wrong" with the victim nor are they to blame.

What is ban_dramafarms?
This community is a safe space for victims of drama farms and anyone else who believes drama farms should be disallowed on Livejournal. This community is for you to vent about your bad experience with a drama farm and every so often we will have guest posters and experts on the subject of online mobbing and cyberbullying. This community is also meant to create an organized campaign to get rid of drama farms on livejournal.

The community's one and only posted entry was this:

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Aegion attempted to recruit members by leaving comments to people previously featured in stupid_free. One comment was left in the Lj-favicon.png chicago_gothic community to n_pacione:

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Members of stupid_free attempted to join Lj-favicon.png ban_dramafarms, but were either denied admission or quickly removed and banned from the community.

The community was deleted the next day after only having attracted 5 members. Aegion is later referred to as an "internet hero", and the following image was made to represent her power:

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