Al Franken

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Al Franken is an Americunt who was Minnesota's Senator before resigning in disgrace in December of 2017. He, like fellow Jew Harvey Weinstein, was accused of sexually harassing women and defiantly held on to his job before more people came clear about his sick fuckery.

Previously, he was an actor and writer on Saturday Night Live before he moved on to become a senator of the United States. Then he was involved in a feud with Faux News and Billbo the Clown, where both sides autistically screeched at each other because of his book using Bill's likeliness and him using the "Fair and Balanced" title to mock them.

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