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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Alex MacRae is a social dynamics instructor and permanent soul patch subscriber. On behalf of ExpertVillage.com, he will be talking today on the topic of picking up women in bars and clubs. According to his youtube videos, he is an expert, specializing in ways of awkward first-base flirting techniques and gracefully reciting well-written narration from his teleprompter. He will be teaching you how to buy a girl a drink, how to talk to a girl, how to make eye contact, and remember a girl's name:
— Alex MacRae, on remembering a girl's name.
—Alex MacRae, on diving headfirst into a group conversation.
On Behalf of Expertvillage.com
Each video begins with 10 seconds of awkward silence, which is (in case you were not aware) a trademark of professionalism in the field of film making. For your viewing pleasure, many of the videos feature a female stand-in whose mirthful facial expressions will serve to remind you of the nagging joys of the loving marriage you will inevitably suffer after watching these videos (because they work.)
Some More Quotes
—Alex MacRae, speaking from personal experience.
— youtube viewer
— Alex MacRae being srs.
—Alex MacRae, on how to smile at a girl.
Alex MacRae is part of a series on YouTube.