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|This is all true.|
|Ooooh! An actual screen shot of one of my reviews! Wow. How legendary is that..|
Alexander4488 (Full name: Alexander Jared Hans Badr) is a retarded smug Canadian and wannabe filmmaker who creates pathetic video game reviews with the clichéd "angry nerd" shtick in them on YouTube. He also visits the Vancouver Film School, hoping to "become a better director and filmmaker" and promotes himself as the greatest thing on YouTube next to the Angry Video Game Nerd, despite the fact that he is one of the worst reviewers of all time.
|Yes. That is my full name. Where did you find it? Oh yes, it was posted on my Facebook page, linked to my Youtube account, so no one will ever find it, but you. Bravo. I don't Google my name on an hourly basis. I just click on the links embedded on my videos. Simple as that. Besides, it's funny reading all of these stupid articles. You make it seem like I'm a one-minded wolf with one goal; To kill everything that stands in my way. That is not the case. As I mentioned before, I like these criticisms mainly because most are beyond illogical, but also because some are true (I will get into that later).|
But dare you ever insult or criticize him! Alexander4488 Googles his name on a hourly basis to find out if anyone has ever written anything bad about him or his videos. If that is the case, he will mercilessly track you down and try to defend his good name! Fortunately, he responds to everything, which thrusts the potential for lulz upwards.
Video Game "Journalism"
—Summary of every video by Alexander4488
|Bawww? Oh, like a sheep? Because you think I'm a racist sheep fucker, making a sheep noise summarizes my videos. Makes perfect sense. Bawww... Yeah... We all know Dkostuj is the real sheep shagger.|
—Alexander, showing how much he cares about his fans
—Alexander, being fucking delusional
—Alexander, reacting to the screenshot exposing him as a sheep fucker
Just like every video game reviewer on YouTube, he was "influenced" by the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos. But his passion went a little too far: He claims that he has sent hand-written letters to James Rolfe and also created a TOTALLY FUNNY AND ORIGINAL video game reviewing series on YouTube by the name of the Annoyed Gaming Geek. However, Alexander realized that the name was too similar to the AVGN's and changed it -- his only smart decision so far -- to the Gay Douche.
The name changed, the fad remained: in his "reviews" -- which are actually more like rants -- the Gay Douche sits there and needlessly bitches about small aspects of the game which really no one cares about. At the end, he invents new swear words (most preferably with "ass") and combines them to the point where they mean nothing anymore. There's even more: The Gay Douche also rants about new games from old Nintendo or Sega franchises -- up to the point where he trashes them because they offer new or different options and details.
<center>"Where is the manual to this game?
When I downloaded the ROM it didn't come with one!"</center>
—, who isn't able to type Alexander's name correctly
—, new to the Internets
His fanbase are the same scum that like the wackiness of Ctrl+Alt+Delete or Irate Gamer's unneeded swearing: 13-year-old boys, furries, retards and retarded 13-year-old furries. Like every fanboy, they come to defend the person that - in their eyes - is the greatest and funniest video game reviewer of all time, not realizing how much their idol sucks.
The reason why most of Alexander's fans are under the age of 16 is that sooner or later they'll have to realize that Alexander's style of reviewing is just a carbon copy of the AVGN's style. Thus, they decide to leave the "fann comunity" and prefer to flame Irate Gamer's videos as AVGN Nazis.
|Oh come on. You know your criticisms are weak when you have include the fans. There is some truth in that paragraph, though. However, most of it does not apply to me.|
Alexander4488 gained notoriety by his, let's say, "unconventional" way of promotion: spamming every gaming website and YouTube video ever. These hilariously blunt attempts to boost his popularity (and butthurt responses) can be seen here.
|Yeah, I over did the advertising by posting them on the Irate Gamer's videos, and making four threads at Digit Press, but there's nothing wrong with advertising your own videos. Besides, how else would my videos be found?|
|Everything, but the name is wrong. I don't call (them) a retard. I call (you) a retard.|
|This is old personal information and should not be displayed on the Internet.|
<center>Barbie is one of those shitty games</center>
|All those videos are almost as retarded as your article. Almost.|
External Links/Examples of Alexander's Douchebaggery
- Alexander4488 on Facebook
- Skype: gamedude4488
- "Official" Game Dude topic - he created four of them there
- Alexander is butthurt about the above video and writes TL;DR comments
- EDiot writes about his dumb actions, gets responses from Alexander after a few posts
- Random post on a M.U.G.E.N. forum criticizing Alexander, few posts later he appears
- Later he re-registers under another name and tries to boost his popularity
- Alexander visits TGWTG, but - oh snap! - he isn't accepted
- Second try
- Alexander's first ED account, which he vandalized the "Video Game Reviewers" article with.
- Another ED account
Alexander4488/Director Commentary is part of a series on YouTube.