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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Legalese for the truth.
Anything that has been alleged is invariably true but has not been proven in a court of law. The use of the term allows a liberal to avoid being called up on defamation charges because technically the term means "rumored", regardless of common knowledge to the contrary.
That which is alleged is called an allegation. This means that the person who so alleges is the alligator.
- Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity is alleged to be incredibly interesting.
- Michael Jackson was alleged to be a pedophile, and is now alleged to be dead.
- Meele is alleged to be ugly.
- Nomadlisa is alleged to be a murderer.
- Furries are alleged to be perverted animal fuckers.
- Ghostlight is alleged to be a raging douchebag.
- Glenn Beck is alleged to have raped a young girl in 1990.
- Ellen Feiss is an alleged druggie.
- The Holocaust is alleged to be a hoax perpetrated by Jews.
- Paris Hilton is alleged to be a slut.
- halo is alleged to be a pretty cool guy.
- Your Mom is alleged to have had buttsex with me last night.