Used to hide what you're looking at on the internets. If you live with your parents, surf the net at work, or you're a closet homo with a straight roommate, then your masturbation session includes lots of Alt+Tabbing. For instance, you might tab away from goatse back to Disney's website (or possibly the reverse, depending on how perverted Disney gets). Unfortunately, Alt+Tab will not pull your pants back on, nor remove the mystery goo from your hands.
When someone walks into the room, calmly perform the following:
- Freak out
- Try to pull pants up
- Remember that the porn is still on the screen
- Hold the Alt key
- Press Tab
- Tell your mom that you weren't jerking it to furry porn
- Partially closing your laptop
- Scroll up
- Smoke bomb
- Do nothing
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