Amiga

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Yes, this and only this is what you will use your Amiga for.
A happy Amiga family.

There are three primary sources for familiarity with Amiga: Faint childhood memories, mistaking it for Iomega, and the furry webcomic Sabrina Online. Actual ownership of an Amiga is not listed 'cos to be a primary source more than a dozen people would have to admit to owning one.

Amiga Trivia[edit]

It was recently revealed that Encyclopedia Dramatica is hosted on an Amiga box.
*Amiga is the antonym of Atari ST
  • Ghostlight owns two Amigas.
  • Divx-Mongool owns three Amigas.
  • Tfo's first computer was an Amiga 500.
  • ED and The Pirate Bay [1] use a shitty guru meditation error copied straight from workbench 1.1. Lame.
  • Amigas have the memory capacity of a calculator, yet still run as fast as any modern computer.
  • Sid Meier's Pirates! was much better on the Amiga. As does alot of other "dos" games.
  • "Amiga" is Spanish for "girlfriend". The "Three Amigos" was in fact about a gay love triangle. "female friend", not to be confused with "Novia" which actually means "girlfriend".
  • the Amiga can display 4096 colors but only about 3 can be on the screen at a given time.
  • Anyone who uses an Amiga nowadays is an Amiga fanboy who payed at least $100 too much on ebay for a shitty box made before they were born.

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Atari ST[edit]

Arch-nemesis of the Amiga with a lysergic green desktop which was made by Atari and thus it failed. Weaker than the Amiga but had a better sound chip. Fucking single sided floppies, they suck.

It als---o--had--a-lo--of--nvbndfhdh----


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