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Andrew James Breitbart✡ was so ugly at birth, that he was literally shipped away from ancestral country of Ireland, to be raised by Jewish parents who both managed to outlive this fat, syphilis-ridden, slob of an internet hack.
Back in 1991, Andrew became a conservatard over night, after actually believing a nigger to not sexually assault a girl. Then after religiously listening to blowhard Rush Limbaugh every night, he started integrating Rush's stupid inane wild conspiracies into his own politics. And working at the tabloid known as E! entertainment and film production, , where he learned how to edit videos, but more about that later. Here he also helped create The Huffington Post, which was a republican publication at the time. But they also changed their political stance over night, probably. When he wasn't busy with The Huffington Post, he was being The Drudge Report's bitch. Notice how all these publications are named after the creator?
Time had come to launch his own shitty website, because as a Jew, he wanted more money for himself. And almost right from the start it was filled with deceits, lies, scandals and worse.
Shirley Sherrod Lie
Using his previous experience in film making, Andrew decided to cobble together a hit piece video on Shirley Sherrod, a negroid congresswoman, where he unlawfully made it out to appear that she denied help to a white farmer, while the opposite was in fact the case. Shirley was then fired from her job and Breitbart received a lawlsuit, that they eventually paid out of court.
Probably still denying the facts in Hell
In yet another good use of Andy's film editing skills, he decided to film ACORN employees doing and saying something stupid. The problem? The videos were faker than a YouTube prank video.
Believes The Internet Is Conspiring Against Him
A picture from Esquire magazine in 1997 is not on the internet. And this is the fault of the goddamned liberal media.
Maybe Andrew, just maybe, you were really really shit at Google.
Before his death, it was announced that Andy had actual syphilis.
On March 1, 2012, Andy was called home to dwell in the heavens with his beloved Ronald Reagan. Because the readership of Breitbart.com are retarded conspiracytards, they think that the overweight slob with syphilis didn't die legit, but instead was poisoned by the evol libtards. The conspiracies ranged from arsenic to too much , and some argue that Breitbart is a member of the Clinton body count. Coincidentally, the coroner who investigated Breitbart's death died a few days after Andy's autopsy report was released, which put the minds of the conspiracy theorists at ease.
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