LiveJournal user who posted frequently on stupid free and brutal honesty. She founded the community for users of to violate LJ's TOS, comment whore, and post n00dz. Members of her new community licked her clit at every opportunity, inflating the normal sense of unwarranted self-importance usually observed among and S_F members to epic levels., also known as "Kelly," was a
The rumors began in August of 2007: allegedly, Kelly had slept with Mengus, a popular B_H manwhore. Users of LJ User Secrets posted repeatedly about it, trying to get to the truth of the matter while engaged in an ongoing catfight over who had the right to Mengus's dick. Kelly herself remained coy:
—Kelly, still in the honeymoon stage
In October of 2007, Kelly posted toand , revealing explicit details of the sordid affair in a seedy motel.
—animal_dreams, whose biological functions appear to be a mystery to her
A true gentleman, he buys her lunch at Chili's and deigns to return again two weeks later, to stick it in her pooper. Alas, true love was not to be, and Kelly watched as Mengus flirted with and fucked every bitch who shook her tail at him on LJ.
Furious at being cast aside, she fell back on the standard psychological warfare tactic of women scorned: the pregnancy scare.
—animal_dreams, still having trouble with her organs
Consequences? What consequences?
Shortly afterward, she returned in order to resign as moderator of , explaining that she would now be a normal, average, totally sane community member. For the next month or so, she continued to post in B_H, S_F, and SF_D as if absolutely nothing had happened, even though everybody was far more acquainted with her sex life and bodily functions than they had ever wished to be.
Mengus, having unwisely stuck his dick in the crazy, only made matters worse by continuing to correspond with Kelly throughout the entire ordeal. His responses to her emails and phone calls provided her with the attention she so desperately craved, as any stalking victim with half a brain could have told him, but then thinking with the brain had never been his strong suit. He even allowed her to re-friend his LJ again under a fake name so no one would know he hadn't dumped her yet. While it is doubtful that he had any plans to fuck her again, observers note that Mengus has never been able to give up attention when it's right there for the taking.
Then, abruptly, Kelly posted a flounce in and dropped out of sight once more. LJUS users celebrated with another spate of boring "what's going on?" posts.
It turned out that Kelly, apparently, was in the process of losing her shit. Unwilling to give up her audience entirely, she started a Blogger account and then set up a syndicated feed on LiveJournal, making sure that no one would lack for information about her self-injury, her thrilling efforts to get a doctor's appointment, and her eventual semi-hospitalization.
The final straw
After all of this, of course, she restored her LJ account and came back as if nothing were wrong. Finally, sick of having to listen to this shit from both sides, qweerdo posted an email from Kelly to Mengus that the latter had forwarded to him:
tl;dr: She was never pregnant, she didn't go crazy (at least not in the way she claimed), she posted all of the secrets on LJUS, and Mengus is a monster in bed. All of the people from SF_D and elsewhere who had defended Kelly and characterized Mengus as the next best thing to a rapist shut up real fast.
Kelly attempted, belatedly, to use the I did it for the lulz defense, but by that time, even the most credulous LJ user had a hard time believing her.
Kelly deleted her LJ account for the third and probably last time, and instead turned to insulting her former friends anonymously. Mengus, finally realizing what the rest of LJ had known for at least 100 years, got a restraining order against Kelly, and everyone learned a valuable lesson about not fucking people you meet on the Internets.
On July 3rd, 2008, alpha males with the text "Sound like anyone you know?"posted a link to an article about
Half the users recognized her immediately, while the other half -- having missed out on Kelly's glory days -- were left in the dark. For those who knew her, however, the inevitable IP match was entirely unnecessary.
Some argued that this sort of thing was only encouraging this behavior, and that it's mean to pick on someone with a serious mental illness. Others who remembered the events in this article contended that all Kelly socks should be exposed as such at once, in order to prevent innocent users from being drawn into her psychotic little world.
Meanwhile, insulting a mod for her failed marriage, leading the LJ Ethics Police to conclude that dragging someone's private business into an argument for no reason is morally equivalent for exposing a vicious, manipulative liar for the dangerous bitch she is.decided to divert attention to herself by
- SF_D notices she's deleted
- The new mod pleads for everyone to ignore it
- Slowpoke inadvertently discovers Kelly's return
- Random mod drama caused by her departure
- More mod drama
- animal_dreams totally disapproves of stalking!
- "in real life I am less flirty, less attention-seeking, and slightly less crazy." (locked)
NOTE: LJUS is currently down. Links to LJUS posts will remain in this article for the time being, until we figure out if it's ever coming back or not.
- animal_dreams will suck cock for e-fame
- Generic rumor-mongering
- Creepy brutal_honesty four-way?
- Her sockpuppet revealed
- Random drama
- pix plox
- Kat15lee stalks people, while Kelly wallows in denial
- Kelly went to the hospital for sympathy (DUH)
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