Anne Frank

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Annelies Marie Frank (12 June 1929 – February or March 1945 [citation needed]) is a fictional character whose life story and diary were fabricated by Russian Jews. Her story is the most bitched about story in all of Judaism's history (other than "The Holocaust" of course-- which never actually happened). Myriads of books, plays, and movies have been made about her short Jewish life. Her fairy tale is that she, a Jewish Dutch girl, went into hiding in a rape dungeon in efforts to hide from the Glorious Gestapo and SS because she was a Jew. They eventually find her ass and send her off to the most famous Jew incinerator, "Auschwitz." She gets there, her family splits up, and she's cremated, but her diary for some reason fought the oven's scorching hot flames with some sort of Jew miracle magic. Her father, Otto Frank, also seemed to have magically been able to survive, and he went on the Jewish-run media to bitch about it for years and publish her diary for Jew money.

Anne Frank: diary of a lesbo sex pest[edit]

Shadman delivers the goods

Omitted from her diary was her homosexuality and how she came on to a friend:


   
 
Once when I was spending the night at Jacque’s, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she’d always hidden from me and which I’d never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendship, we could touch each other’s breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite, I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!
 

 
 

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Anne Frank has become instrumental in how Western countries are now hostels for people from racist, homophobic 3rd World shitholes and we go on and on about the Holocaust to try to prevent racism from ever gassing Anne Frank again.

Recently an archaeologist was surfing Wikipedia and found that she (and her sister) had died of typhus.

Typhus probably caused by...

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