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Antifa (short for Autistiche Aktion) are a bunch of kike cocksuckers endemic to Germany and the surrounding areas, which quickly spread their disease to wherever one can find over-reacting leftists. Naturally they found a foothold within the George Soros-funded political groups inside of the United States of America, such as Black Lives Matter and By Any Means Necessary.

Antifags think it is their moral obligation to physically assault anyone who is not as far left on the political spectrum as Che Guevara or Joseph Stalin. Basically, they're longhaired faggots who use the constant battle against "fascism" as an excuse to indulge in their violent urges. They see themselves as the last bastion of humanity, fighting against so-called Nazi oppression and the pigs who won't let them spend all their days smoking weed in houses they have occupied for the people.

Their pastimes include the following wholesome activities: Throwing rocks, shit and their own urine at innocent bystanders, being cucks, hating America, watching children's shows, while pretending it's the same thing as reading Marxist literature, attacking innocent civilians by punching random people, and generally being useless fucks.

Lifestyle[edit]

Their shitty logo that they created in Microsoft Paint in less than a minute.

They often live in hives called 'squats', where they spend their days LARPing as ideologues, drinking alcohol, sitting in their own piss and talking about politics they don't understand. This makes them absolutely no different from the skinheads they claim to hate, who do the exact same thing. This is because all of them are pussies, shaved or not.

When they're not busy being social rejects, they are also known for their fascist-hunting tendencies.

Antifas being productive members of society.
Antifas being productive members of society.
Antifas being productive members of society.



Political philosophy[edit]

Antifa stands with Israel!
Antifa also stands with ISIS.

Since basically nobody calls themselves a fascist nowadays, Antifags will claim that any person whose political views they don't personally approve of is a fascist, and deserves a good beating. Their understanding of communism isn't much better, and consists mainly of third hand accounts of Das Kapital, the cartoon release of Animal Farm, and GDR-Picturebooks.

In general they're just lazy middle-class kids who pretend to be anarcho communists, yet think society should take care of them, while letting them do whatever they please. Antifags believe they are preparing to fight in a great communist revolution, which will never come. If they were to be placed into an actual communist society they would all be lined up against the closest wall and shot in the vagina.

They seem to think that their gratuitous violence will somehow prove to people that we don't need a government, despite doing exactly the opposite.

Also, ponies.

Rise of the Alt-Knight[edit]

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Moar info: Kyle Chapman.

As with any movement, there will be people who hate you. At UC Berkeley, when Antifags attacked, the Alt Knight was filmed gloriously breaking a 2x2 over the head of one of them. He was subsequently 'immortalised' in The_Dongald as the IRL Capn' Amerikkka.

Punch Nazis Meme[edit]

A SJW hides his "kindness" tattoo so it wouldn't distract from his courageous message of violence

In this brave new era where Donald Trump is "literally Hitler", those who are butthurt over the millions of Americans expressing their racism, sexism and Islamophobia by voting for Trump have found themselves on the horns of a dilemma: Is it okay, or even heroic, to Twitter-favicon.png #PunchNazis, including our very own Fuhrer in Chief? Naturally the racists etcetera who voted for Trump have decided that it is not okay, and that it might even be criminal. The liberals have decided that it's complicated because all that "love" and "tolerance" shit they espouse does not apply to people who do not share their views of a society free of race, borders, and hate, and the only way to change the minds of those who dissent is to punch them.

Despite the still raging debate whether it is alright to assault those who are perceived as Nazis, Richard Spencer remains the only "Nazi" to have been punched, partly due to the weak musculature and couragelessness of those who have decided that this is acceptable. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica eagerly await the day when one of these pasty white trustafarians decides to go after the main Nazi, so that we may write a shitty article on their death or imprisonment.

How to troll the Antifa[edit]

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Remember that antifa, as with all radical leftists, they are fond of fudge packing.
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Antifags literally agree with Hitler
  • Tell them Waleed Aly is a Muslim apologist, backed by the Muslim Brotherhood.
  • Tell them their Pali-Scarfs are made by hungry Third World children.
  • Tell them Marx and Engels were gay lovers and Communism could only be understood in the context of love between two men.
  • Tell them that the Nazis were secretly gay and that fighting homosexuals is a noble antifascist undertaking.
  • Tell them you too support the refugee invasion cause you want to convert to Islam and marry four women.
  • Ask them to help out a fellow anti-fascist with a couple of bucks, if they refuse, call them capitalist scumbags.
  • Tell them that you support the revolution and a state like North Korea were the working class rules the country, led by a benevolent leader.
  • Ask them if they are pro-Trotzky or pro-Stallone.
  • Pose as Muslim and tell the women to cover up cause you are offended.
  • Pose as Muslim, praise Hitler for killing the Jews.
  • Pose as Antifascist, tell them the NSDAP was a socialist party which was taken over by bad people, but which wasn't wrong about the Jews.
  • Tell them they are filthy capitalists and not worthy to take part in the revolution because of their parents not being working class.
  • Tell them that Che loved to kill gay people (true) and ask them about their preferred method of homo-cide.
  • Ask them why they support Islam, which was an ideology in support of Hitler.
  • Tell them that Palestine is a nation of terrorists who would rather blow up their children than accept a Jewish state.
  • Tell them the Rebel Alliance are not below killing loyal informants affiliated with them to keep important information hidden.
  • Tell them the Blues Brothers only wanted the unreliably fictionalized neo-Nazis out of the way for them to continue the community service mission for God and not as the radical liberal's personal antifawke buddy army.
  • Against the antifa defamation claim on ED's defensive support of neo-Nazism and as such should automatically give them the right to label its accused users as fascists. Unbiasedly remind them this place allows the freedom speech of writing on it such as the libtard Donald Drumpf article.
  • Tell them that the term person of color was in fact used by the Ku Klux Klan a hundred years ago.
  • Remind them they're no different from the actual fascists they claim to be "fighting" against.
  • Support the work of our Primarch of the 1st legion, Ivan Throne The DarkTriadMan. Tweet his twitter posts and join the fight at his website. It'll help get shit done taking out those antifa pansies.
  • Send this list of illegal items, Antifa cannot bring to your local law enforcement. Watch as the low life cuck rage ensues globally on the news.
  • Call them a white supremacist group, no different from their "sworn enemies," the KKK.
  • Call any niggers in Antifa "uncle toms" or "race traitors".
  • Point out that America already had a fascist and racist president who was more extreme in his racist views than Donald Trump.
  • Point out the hypocrisy of them not supporting Israel despite they call out antisemitism.
  • Remind them that they were in an actual right-wing fascist state they would already be summary executed. Moreover, tell them the same thing work happen in the USSR.
  • Point out the state of socialist countries of Venezuela, Cuba and North Korea as reasons why Communism will never work in today's society.

Galleries[edit]

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How to properly deal with Antifa[edit]


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