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Anti-semitism begins when someone disagrees with a Jew or other semites such as Palestinians. Because noone can agree with all Jews all the time, everyone is anti-semitic, including all Jews. Some argue this is ironic and cite accusations of anti-semitism a prime example of meaningless noise. Those that argue this are clearly anti-semitic.
Anti-semitism is actually a tactic that jews use to make goyim feel ashamed and embarrassed. Such accusations are all the more devious because 99% of Jews are not of any Semitic heritage whatsoever. In fact, they are descended from the Khazars, today's Armenians, one of the world's most anti-semitic nations! Experts at Stormfront confirm this. These Khazars became Jews en masse hundreds of years ago because they rightly saw it as a good strategy to control the world's banking and media networks, and to be "the hidden hand" behind all major international policy decisions. And if any Jew pipes up with some Zionist propaganda like "there's absolutely no anthropological or genetic evidence for this claim" or "not one mainstream scholar has backed this theory" tell him to gas chamber or gtfo.
Why anti-semitism thrives
Because it is encouraged by Israel. No, really.
But if the above were simply the boastings of a pro-Israel blowhard with USI, such claims would be easily disprovable, right? In fact, it appears that Israel has had a hand in funding some of the media outlets that are currently being attacked for their white nationalism.
So there you have it folks, straight from the horse's mouth. Israel loves and encourages anti-semitism as a secret arm of foreign policy. And this explains the little mystery of why Jew intellectuals keep saying that 'anti-zionist' is code for 'anti-semitism'. You can't win if you work with the Jew and you can't win when you oppose the Jew. Just like we always told you.
WHEN WILL THE WORLD LEARN?With Jews, you lose!
Reasons for anti-semitism
Their language, Hebrew, sounds like a cat clearing a hairball. Kraut-talk is a sweet lullaby in comparison.
Their other language, Yiddish, sounds like recorded English played backwards and imitated by a retard. The Yids eat dumplings at almost every meal, brussels sprouts every night, and crackers that taste like cardboard.
They have names like "Mordechai," "Schlomo" and "Yechiel."
They did WTC
Anti-semitism on Wikipedia
The Wikipedia Jews cultivate anti-semitism as hard as they can. Notorious Jews like Jayjg push and provoke the non-Jews (particularly the Mohammedans) into anger by arbitrarily reverting hours of passionate, erudite drudgery they've done on some extra-super important topic or another, and then banning them when they object. Result: Anti-semitism.
Interesting facts about anti-semitism
Anti-semitism probably caused Auschwitz. Hitler was actually not anti-semitic, as historians have misleadingly claimed. In fact, Hitler's mother was Jewish, and he attended synagogue all his life. Unfortunately, Hitler was tricked by his rabbi into making some obnoxious speeches during the temple's Hannukah play. It was supposed to be a comedy! But those retarded Polacks thought he was serious, started the war, and got Auschwitz all fired up. After the war, the Jews blamed everything on Germany, out of spite.
Famous anti-semites include:
Some say that a great troll tactic when dealing with this Jew is to claim your Jewish pride, but admit that Hitler "had a pretty good idea". Back this up by stating "that if the Jews died out due to Hitler's ovens, there would be no more war in the middle east and the world would be in a better state than it is now", this will drive most Jews into a frenzy to prove you wrong.
You are anti-semitic if...
- You are Not Jewish.
- You think Metzizah b'peh is pedophilic.
- You are not circumcised
- You haven't donated over 9000 dollars to Israel.
- You think the Holohoax is bullshit
- You use Adblock
- You have ever disagreed with a kike in your entire life
- You have ever refused to give a kike a blowjob or let it fuck you in the ass
- You are not gay
- You don't watch television
- You ever disagree when accusations of antisemitism are leveled at someone. Pro-kike white knights love to accuse anyone who rightfully calls the Jews out on their bullshit of being "antisemitic conspiracy theorists," and yet hypocritically, whenever the "antisemitism" they're accusing somebody of only seems explicit to the batshit insane, they'll claim that the person in question is a secret antisemite and the clues are there if you only look hard enough, which more than slightly resembles the meaningless noise rattled off by actual conspiracy theorists.
- EU's top rabbi spreads scare-story about every jew in Europe emigrating (guess where they should go?) 
- Second rabbi does the exactly same thing in France, despite statistics proving that he's lying through his teeth 
- "We all thought it was strange that this Jewish bloke was running around with these crazy right-wing ideas."
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