Anton Lundin Pettersson

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Anton Lundin Pettersson
Born June 22, 1994
Nationality Swede Sweden flag.png
Highscore Killed 3, injured 1
Top 25? Nope
Style Single player Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? Killed by police

On October 22, 2015, young Padawan Apprentice Killeen' Arabs-Solo (Powerword: Anton Niclas Lundin Pettersson) decided to perform community service by lowering the amount of undesirables at the Kronan Jedi Training School in Sweden. Upon entering the school, he took a selfie with some other trainees, and then, displeased with how his picture turned out, swore upon Anakin Skywalker to avenge himself, donned a Sith mask, and proceeded to march through the corridors and eviscerate anyone that smelled like a camel with his fucking lightsaber sword.

With this much bizarreness and lulz, it is only apt that Anton chose to commit the cleansing in a city called Trollhättan.

A New Hope[edit]

Episode VII: The Swede Awakens
Anton's IRL lightsaber, the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Darth Ahmed. No more Swedish girls for you, kebab.

Anton was a completely well-adjusted individual from a degenerate arctic wasteland of sodomites. He targeted Kronan School because it was filled with immigrants, and he wanted to save everyone from self-righteous preaching at the hands of savages who wanted the new Star Wars movie to have a diversified cast.

Equipped with a knife, sword, and knock-off Darth Vader mask, plus a heart full of unimaginable courage, he approached the school and faced his destiny. Shortly after arriving at the school, he took a photo with some bright-faced Jedi students and posted it to his Facebook to increase his Edgelord points.

As time ticked by and his post generated no likes, he became extremely hurt and decided to talk to someone about his feelings. As he raced down the hallways, searching for people with brown skin, he spoke aloud from the Holy Scripture, reciting, "I AM YOUR FATHER. I AM YOUR FATHER. I AM YOUR FATHER."

Lavin Eskandar, 20, became the first person to cross sabers with Darth Anton, and became more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Ahmed Hassan, 15, was also stabbed and died later of his wounds. He was sitting in a class when the killer came to the door, and said, "Knock knock." Hassan reportedly opened the door before saying the customary "Who's there?" and subsequently was cut down for his insolence.

Anton was described by a local man as quiet and reclusive. He liked heavy metal music and hated hip-hop. On his Facebook and YouTube pages he liked and shared movies that glorified a perfectly healthy interest for any young man, which is the reason his motive for playing IRL Fruit Ninja is considered to be racially-driven.

Loadout[edit]

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
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  • Perk 1: Tactical Mask
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  • Invisible to school faculty. May cause students to take pictures with you, however. Worn in honor of Darth Vader.
  • Perk 2: Force-Sensitive
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  • 20% probability of deflecting bullets. May the Force be with you!
  • Spell: Neo-Nazi
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  • Increased damage against Muslims (Earth's version of the Sith) and immigrants.

Aftermath[edit]

Darth Anton finally got shot by police and died hours later at hospital. One person was quoted as being mildly disturbed, everyone else just shrugged and said, "Well, at least they weren't white children". Politicians used his failure to kill more than two people as justification for their current laws on gun control.

On December 3rd, 2015, a third victim died of his injuries in hospital, aged 42.

Quotes[edit]

   
 
I AM YOUR FATHER I AM YOUR FATHER I AM YOUR FATHER


 


 
 

True and Honest Fan

   
 
This is a black day for Sweden.


 


 
 

—Prime Minister Stefan Lofven

   
 
Anton is a hero. Bless him. May millions of European men take the sword.

Vionelce works. ALWAYS. When are our people going to wake the fuck up to this truth?
 


 
 

—A stormfag

"Died in battle with sword in hand. He is in Valhalla with his forefathers."


High Score[edit]

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 You'd expect a sword against unarmed victims to yield better results.
Accuracy: 10/20 Managed to impale 3 sandniggers with his Knight's weapon.
Style: 20/20 The first Star Wars-themed murder spree, homage to the classics.
Butthurt: 15/20 Muh immigrants.
Bonus: 20/20 Melee bonus, took a selfie with bystanders in the middle of killing.
Total Score: 68/100 (D+)
Train further, you must. Next time use the Force, young padawan.
See full ranking


Wanted Level
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Mall Cop


Gallery[edit]



Notable faggot, MrRepzion's take

News vid

Another video

The Song He Played During His Lulzy Attack

His Facebook, Youtube, and his home

A Tribute Video

Chief Inspector Kenobi reacts to Anton's rampage killing

See Also[edit]

External Links[edit]

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Terrorists:

Al-QaedaDzhokar TsarnaevOmar MateenSanta ClausTamerlan TsarnaevOsama Bin LadenEric Harris and Dylan KleboldSam Hyde

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderCannibal HolocaustParanoid personality disorderSick fuckMurderJewsPolice Brutality

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