The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge
|Prior to viewing this page, please take a moment to glance over Arguecat's original challenge.|
For the actual cat, see This is why we can't have nice things.
On Christmas Eve 2008, disgraced former ED sysop Arguecat3, known as Diane IRL, offered ED users with a challenge; the first user to find a picture of her would be awarded with a glorious blowjob. Unfortunately for her, her picture was discovered by Zaiger (was there any doubt that he wouldn't?) on some weeaboo forum and it was found that Arguecat was in fact a fatty-fat fat piece of shit uggo and that the offered reward would be far, far from necessary.
Users Eppigy and Metaprotist screamed in agony and a simple suggestion was made by Entropy: everyone thinner than ArgueFat should post pictures detailing their disgust. Thus began The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge.
The kind hearted would view this serious matter as that Arguecat, for motivational purposes, should see what she is striving for. In reality, we want to humiliate her to the brink of suicide. This has been a public service announcement from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
If Arguecat had kept her word and given Zaiger a blowjob, then the troubled aftermath may never have occured in the first place. Women, let that be a lesson to you.
- Post a picture of yourself proving you're thinner than Arguecat and calling her fat.
- Upload it to ED.
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL THE HARPOONS COME OUT
NEXT THING YOU KNOW IMAGES IN THE PLUMBING LOG, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
FAT BITCHES LIKE TO WHORE IT UP TILL SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
SEE THAT ARTICLE DISSAPEAR FASTER THAN A BABY RUTH
OTHER SYSOPS TRYNA BE NICE TALKIN BOUT "GIRL LEMME ME GET THEM NOODS"
I CAN SEE YOU IN A IMAGE MACRO "IN UR LOCAL GROCER, HORDIN ALL YOUR FOODS"
ROSEY O'DONNEL TEN TIMES MORE DICKABLE
ADVICE, TRY SPENDING 30 MINUTES A DAY ON AN ELLIPTICAL
--Eppigy 09:19, 22 December 2008 (CST)
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Everyone thinner than Arguecat is to post a pic stating the plain fact that she is a beached whale deserving of a harpoon. WARNING: Most of the people featured in the gallery are emo kids.
At least epic fat guy got his tits out
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