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The meaning of life itself.
The root of all bacons!

Bacon is a delicious variety of pig meat, the "B" in BLT and the perfect tool to make Jews regret their choice of religion. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for obesity and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society recognize that bacon is good for you. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can deny the internet's fetish for bacon.

The Definitive Guide To Bacon[edit]

Maximizing the benefits of bacon can be tricky and is by no means an easy undertaking for the faint of heart. Attacking this conundrum of coronary Confucianism is this handy dandy, step wise guide to building a better life through bacon! Memorize these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to achieving a state of self-actualized bacon being.

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Push Button; Receive Bacon[edit]

Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.

Bacony Faggotry[edit]

In 2012, a 22-year-old social media intern named Joshua Flaherty died of blood poisoning after shoving 10 pounds of bacon up his ass to win upvotes on Reddit, because he was obsessed with bacon and internet memes like baconmania. No word on whether it was cooked or raw.

I Am Legend[edit]

I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an isolated, anti-social scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.

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