Ban fucking everyone

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Banning fucking everyone is one of the final acts of a moderator. It is done either right before they become an hero, or just because the mod is a dickhead. Occasionally, banning fucking everyone is used to clean house, but it is always used to further the crusade for the lulz.

Obtaining and Using the Banhammer[edit]

  1. Become a board member
  2. Suck cock
  3. Get promoted to Mod
  4. Lose your mind and/or take off your sanity mask and act like the psychopath you really are
  5. Wait for a trigger; make sure it's incomprehensible to others as to why it's your trigger
  6. BAN!
  7. BAN!
  8. BAN!
  9. Quit IRL

Proper Banning[edit]

No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a fat moderator named Ebonysoul went batshit crazy and banned every member, every mod, and the owner. Had she thrown herself from a cliff afterward, she would have reached mod heaven. The ultimate goal is to go down in a blaze of "WTF just happened?"

Who to Ban[edit]

What part of "fucking everyone" don't you get? Dumbass.

Reasons to Ban[edit]

i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul

IRC[edit]

Banning fucking everyone is something IRC ChanOps do regularly. Sadly, Lilo wasn't able to do this before he became an hero suffered accidental death.

How to Ban Fucking Everyone[edit]

/mode #chan +b *!*@*

Examples[edit]

08:40 < kalleth> come on
08:40 < kalleth> troll me fuckers
08:40 < kalleth> troll me
08:40 <%januszeal> really
08:40 -%- mode/#ED [+b *!*@*] by januszeal
08:40 <@eppigy> kalleth: what is trolling?
08:40 <@eppigy> are you inviting me fishing?
08:40 <@eppigy> cause that sounds fun
08:40 <@Entropy> trolls live under bridges
08:40 <@Entropy> i herd
08:40 <%januszeal> eppigy : am i doin it rite?
-[ 12:01.05 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets
-[ 12:01.06 ]- - - - - - -[ Quit ]- -[ integrase (SCOOOOOP@serious-899FEFDE.domain.name) has left: (Ping timeout) ]-
-[ 12:01.15 ]- -( %januszeal ): lol Ribo
-[ 12:01.17 ]- -( %januszeal ): QUIT IRL
-[ 12:01.25 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets
-[ 12:01.27 ]- -( kalleth ): DIE IRL
-[ 12:01.33 ]- -( @Ribo ): you have brought nothing but shame to me
-[ 12:01.34 ]- -( +wallace ): become an hero pls
-[ 12:01.34 ]- -( @eppigy ): Ribo: calm down guy
-[ 12:01.41 ]- - - - - - -[ Mode ]- -[ @Ribo sets: +b *!*@* ]-
-[ 12:01.41 ]- -( %januszeal ): lolol

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