Despite outward appearances, Barmer479 (aka Bill Armer) is
not a crazy, toothless, lardass, country bumpkin. He's the official Sheriff of YouTube. He's Chuck Norris trapped in Michael Moore's body, with the I.Q. of Casey Nunez. Msjackie69's daddy has come to YouTube to clean house. You bad guys had better watch the fuck out.
—Barmer479, internet badass
—Bill Armer, threatening with a lolsuit
The Grassy Knoll
When Bill Armer isn't busy patrolling the mean streets of YouTube, he pursues his other passion: batshit insane conspiracy theories. He avidly believes in ghosts, UFOs, the Verichip, 9/11 numerology theories, and whatever else he happens to pick up from Art Bell or, better yet, Alex Jones:
- Religion VS. Alien Life COULD IT BE EXPLAINED?
UFOsBALEETED! UFOs ARE HERE!!1122BALEETED! GhostsBALEETED Global WarmingBALEETED
Love on Teh Tubez
Bill may be old, fat and ugly, but when it comes to internet sluts, he's still got game. In this exchange between him and SnowVhite, he skillfully downplays his immense girth, while upselling his six-figure income that will never happen. Smooth.
Wow. He wasn't bullshitting.
Even A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day
Perhaps the most notable thing Barmer has ever done on YouTube was when he took part in the harassing of convicted sex offender Joshua Adam Harrison. Harrison had opened an account, thinking that no one would realize who he was. Once he was spotted it was all over from there. A small group of trolls tricked Barmer into working with them to rid the Tubes of the pedo creep. Many flame wars and sockpuppets later, Harrison was finally run off of YT. The lulzy video displayed above came about when the trolls turned on their hick friend, throwing his conspiracy theories into overdrive. Threatening lolsuits all the way down, Barmer quickly passed back into the obscurity from whence he came.
Barmer479 is part of a series on YouTube.