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Battle of Berkeley
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|Battle of Berkeley|
|Part of Making America Great Again|
|Fighting on the ground of Berkeley|
|Commanders and Leaders|
|Less than 500 Antifa||Between 300 and 1488 Patriots|
|Casualties and losses|
|1 safe space, 1 bike-lock||1 fist|
University of California, Berkeley or as it is known by those young people UC Berkeley, was once a prestigious university that won all the awards, but is now the go-to of steaming cess-pit leftist indoctrination centers in Commiefornia. In this sequel to the first Battle of Berkeley where Milo Yiannopoulos was disqualified before even entering the ring, a rally was planned to show support for commander-in-chief and god-Emperor Donald Trump. Unlike previous confrontations when antifa thugs were outnumbering the opponents 10 to 1, this time these boys were ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost and the right's first taste for blood. This is a political paradigm shift, it's about to kick off like 1930s Weimar Germany when the battle for cultural control took to the streets and politics is correctly identified as warfare.
The Third Battle of Berkeley was organized after Antifafags shut down homophobic monster Milo Yiannopoulos at The First Battle on February 1 and chased him into the open arms of several well hung black men at Steamworks Bathhouse. The Second Battle on March 4th saw the rise of Kyle Chapman, an evil patriot who protested Antifa's attempt to shut down a "March 4 Trump" by utilizing raw willpower and a giant stick. Each of these battles resulted in skirmishes and casualties on both the Antifa and patriot sides, but the battle to get the most attention was the Third Battle.
The day before The Third Battle, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heroes, not knowing they were cannon fodder for globalist George Soros✡, surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.
This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their basements and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.
"Berkeley Falcon Punch"
—Emily Nauert, aka "Antifa Girl"
Nathan 'Mandingo' Damigo (ex-marine, leader of Identity Evropa), who is gender-blind and has PTSD, straight up Falcon Punched this communist bitch (Emily Rose Nauert aka Louise Rosealma, Venus Rosales, Emily Rose Marshall and now also known as a internet meme under the name of Moldylocks) in the face, bringing glory and honor to the white race. Some cucks where outraged, such as Chris Evans (Known for pretending to be Captain America) tweeting about .
It was soon discovered that she was using glass bottles as weapons, and wore weighted knuckle gloves during what was supposed to be a peaceful march, which exposed her true motive for attending the rally:
The leftist media shills and their liberal crybully zombie readers began to whine and cry about her getting punched in the face while they themselves had cheered for political violence less than three months ago when Richard Spencer got socked in the face, exposing their hypocritical views and double standards, as usual. Mostly everyone had a massive fucking laugh and it was hilarious. Girls shouldn't be punched, unless she deserves it or is a communist. Give them a taste of the gender equality they so relish! Meanwhile, the autists at 4chan discovered her to be a fetish pornstar for men who dig hairy women.
The girl who hoped to return with 100 nazi scalps came home with a taste of Aryan justice mixed with the blood of some missing teeth. Poetic.
Nathan Damigo Names
- Nathan "Dread Knock" Damigo
- Nathan "Fist to Antifascist" Damigo
- Nathan "Smack my bitch up" Damigo
- Nathan "My PTSD creates gender equality" Damigo
- Nathan "Same height? Same fight!" Damigo
- Nathan "Dyke Destroyer" Damigo
- Nathan "Face Fucked her" Damigo
- Nathan "Gender Equal Beating" Damigo
- Nathan "Letting His Hands Go" Damigo
- Nathan "Illuminati initiate destroyer" Damigo
- Nathan "Face Nuker" Damigo
- Nathan "Female Satan v1.2 vanquisher" Damigo
- Nathan "punch her and never look back" Damigo
Also in attendance was Eric Clanton, a professor at Diablo Valley College who was discovered by /pol/ to be the perpetrator of a series of attacks on Trump supporters by suckering them with with bicycle U-locks, commonly known as Kryptonite locks:
Bike lock attack at 0m 19s
Lulz ensued as Clanton proceeded to delete fucking everything after the power of /pol/'s weaponized autism identified him in mask via his eyebrows, per standard operating procedure. Clanton's use of bike locks as a deadly weapon could result in felony charges.
|Gallery||About missing Pics|
- It turns out the Antifa group is associated with NAMBLA
- Butthurt rant about the Damigo family
- Her bushyporn site
- Her Kiwi Farms thread reached 18 pages in two days
|Battle of Berkeley
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He Will Not Divide Us
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