The Björk (born Björk Guðmundsdóttir) (also known as The Savior of Iceland), is a Chinese-looking, singer-songwriter, actress, composer, and music producer. Some argue that Björk is supernatural, possibly an elf, fairy, alien, or some other such bizarre creature. It is wise to approach the Björk carefully, as it is known to go fucking insane, for little to no reason at all. Possibly, its equally insane fans are to blame.
I'm Not Björking With You
I live in an apartment in New Björk City. Once upon a time I walked in on my brother Björking off to a Björk Out Infomercial as he yelled, "If it ain't Björk don't fix it!" When my dad came home from Björk, my dog Björked at him so loud I fell off my skateBjörk and Björk my arm. At dinner, I picked up my Björk and spoon to eat some Björk Björked beans but my mother told me, "No elBjörks on the table," to which I promptly replied, "Björk off."
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- Official Site with news, album previews, concert information, multi-media and bulletin board.
- Björk on MySpace Music.
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