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Black Panther, commonly known as WE WUZ KANGS... teh movie! is a pro-nigger movie made in 2018 in which the common fantasy of a wealthy, successful and technologically advanced black nation becomes reality because a magic rock fell out of the sky on them, transforming them into a retarded, african, third world country but this time their mud huts are chrome.
Black Panther was originally the name for a terrorist organization that sought to overthrow the US Government and install a black supremacist government. However, a bunch of jews thought it would be a good title for a(n ironically racist) comic book character.
Eventually, when they ran out of good white characters, Marvel put this one in its money printing machine (the MCU) so that it could ride the coat-tails of the rest of the franchise, and with a boost from a mountain of white guilt, make them about a billion dollars, scammed out of dumb niggers selling their food stamps to buy a ticket, so that they could support black nationalism by giving their money to white producers working for jewish owned studios.
However, it is worth nothing that, despite waiting a decade to make a movie starring a coon, it still took Marvel even longer to make one starring a woman, because women are the most inferior race.
When asked "who made Black Panther" you might hear the names of several prominent niggers, especially Joe Robert Cole and Ryan Coogler. Sounds legit huh... black supremacist movie... made by blacks... for blacks.
But scratch beneath the surface and you will find the idea of black panther itself is actually the brainchild of Stan Lee✡ and Jackob Kutzberg✡, produced by Kevin Feige✡ by a company owned by Avi Arad✡. Noticing a pattern here?
In making Black Panther, this revolting pack of media kikes managed to kill two birds with one stone: Spread anti-white and pro-nigger propaganda and make a movie that LITERALLY EVERY NIGGER IN THE WORLD (and a huge number of liberal white people) would watch. Due to the fact that both these groups are generally too dumb to pirate movies, literally everyone paid for it and it ended up becoming the highest earning movie of the year, and one of the highest grossing in history, sending over 1.3 billion shiny gold coinz straight into the claws of the international jewry. SUCCESS!!!
After his father gets blown up by and uncharacteristically white suicide bomber, T'Challa returns home to the nigger-town to take his rightful place as Donald Trump.
As his first act as king, T'challa plans to commit an extra-judicial execution of a foreign national on foreign soil, because our "hero" is a megalomaniacal dictator of an uncivilized african tribe. When a challenger appears in the form of a Call of Duty MLP Pro who calls himself "Killmonger", T'Challa is forced to get into a spear flinging contest with him and loses. He is saved by a rival tribe of literal ooking monkey men and goes back to re-install himself as dictator.
At the end of the movie, T'challa learns the important lesson that the fact that Wakanda's first ever illegal alien almost murdered him and took over the country, is proof that immigration and globalism are good, actually.
Although that doesn't stop Wakanda from still having a giant wall to keep immigrants out in the next MCU movie
Wakanda is a rich, prosperous and technologically advanced superpower that is, beyond all logic, somehow located in Africa and run by black people. Historically, this is plausible because the first country made up of freed slaves, Haiti, and the only african nation never to be conquered, Ethiopia, are both famously prosperous and advanced. However, Wakanda is even more advanced than any white country on earth because
africans are so smart they got a mountain of magic alien technology a million years ago and used it to create a utopia a despotic and culturally primitive ethno-state, but one where everyone has cool gadgets. I guess that the idea of a truly civilized african nation is so absurd it can't exist even in fiction.
Hilariously, Wakanda only survives by hoarding all the magic space stones and keeping all the poorer niggers from other nations out using its giant wall, as they watch them starve to death at the foot of it.
That 30 feet wall
Libtard shilling and delusion
As expected, nearly every film critic that rotten tomatoes recognizes understood what they must do - give this movie a perfect score (even though it's actually sort of shit) so it can get a perfect 100% fresh rating. Unfortunately for them and RT, who were happy to play along with this, two of the critics that the site already recognized as legitimate, and lived outside the US so they didn't give a shit what the speds in California wanted, gave it a low score in a way that they couldn't deliberately misinterpret as positive, dropping the score down to 98%, resulting in side-splittingly comical outrage from all the other critics. Meanwhile, the consensus from the movie critics on youtube, who Disney didn't think were worth buying off, was the the movie was average and boring and that the CGI looked like shit.
At the same time, the porch monkeys of twitter were shedding tears of joy, celebrating the accurate representation of what africa would have looked like if only the whites would stop oppressing them, thereby proving that black people are retarded and that this could never happen.
Our favourite fat fuck basement-dwelling would-be film critic on Wokeanda:
6 million white losers cry out in pain
On the other side of the track, every alt-right, skeptic, anti-sjw and whatever other name embittered with virgins have come up for for themselves, were curled up in the corner's of their rooms with their body pillows in hand, because their desperate calls for a boycott of the movie failed to leave a scratch, let alone a dent, in its box office take. Their sobs growing ever louder with every additional 100$ million dollars this movie took in.
The critics rave
Things that Black Panther doesn't actually have
- Sand Niggers
- The other 1 million genders
- A worthwhile plot
- White saviors
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