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Black Supremacy (also known as Black Nazism or afrocentricity) is a term for various ideologies that state blacks are superior to everyone else. They hate Jews, gays, interracial marriages and any form of logic. Despite numerous similarities, they claim that they have not copied the Nazis and white supremacists in any kind of way. Black supremacists believe whites are the devil and that only whites can be racist. Originally, black supremacists were the victims of trolling IRL, but after the invention of the internet, their sole existence is to spread the lulz.
Black supremacists believe that whites were created from a rigorous breeding process by a black scientist named Yakub, who was born 6600 years ago. He discovered that original black people have both black and brown germs. Little did Wallace know, germs and other micro organisms have jack shit to do with the ethnicity of a person. So anyways, the breeding process was complete 6000 years ago.
Later, Yakub managed to create a pale faced, blue eyed person variant. He and his white creation were then exiled from Africa, and they eventually made their way to the caves of Europe, mated with animals, and lived like dogs. This had the unintended effect of white people becoming strong and they would later cause trouble for blacks.
Pan-African Flag Colors
Black supremacists jizz over the colors red, black and green. These colors have an official and true meaning.
|Red||The blood that unites all people of black ancestry,|
|Black||Black people whose existence as a nation, though not a nation-state, is affirmed by the existence of the flag,|
|Green||The abundant natural wealth of Africa|
|Red||The color of the inside of a watermelon|
|Black||The color of the seeds of a watermelon|
|Green||The color of the outside of a watermelon|
Wallace Fard, light skinned black person, started preaching about black superiority. Soon he gathered a following of 25,000 who thought of him as a prophet and spread his ideology. In 1934, after 4 years of epic trolling, he mysteriously disappeared.
Afterwards, Elijah Muhammad☪ assumed command and took the trolling to the next level. The new leader used recruitment and propaganda to expand the black supremacy movement. He called for the establishment of a separate nation for African Americans in the south and the adoption of a religion based on Islam. This led many blacks to believe they were God's chosen people and that white people are the devil. Elijah, being the sick fuck that he was, advocated the eradication of the white race.
Malcolm X became interested in the Nation of Islam while in prison for stealing watermelons. Once he got out of prison, he joined to movement and quickly advanced through the ranks to become the group's prominent speaker. Muhammad sent Malcolm X to the city of Mecca to gain additional experience points. The citizens of Mecca informed him that he had been lied to all his life and he decided to create a group of his own.
Members of Elijah's group became enraged and sent three people to pwnt Malcolm X with a shotgun. This caused massive amounts of drama amongst Malcolm's group while Muhammad's followers celebrated. Later, the Nation of Islam would blame Malcolm's death on an innocent a white person.
- Blaming white people for all of their problems.
- Making up bullshit conspiracy theories and bending the truth to make themselves feel special.
- Not using a dictionary.
- Labeling anyone smarter a racist. Even children on the short bus are racist.
- Playing the race card.
- Having intelligent conversations on the internet.
- Bitching on Shit Reddit Says.
Black supremacists can trace their roots back to a small group of nigra troll victims that inhabited the most southern part of dumbfuckistan. This group believes they have come a long way but in reality they are still susceptible to trolling due to their superior intelligence. Centuries of inbreeding amongst the weakest members has resulted in the group we know today.
They complain online about whites, at voting booths and, of course, the unemployment line. Actually, all of them are on welfare, unemployment line is just a myth. Now black supremacists have infested Encyclopedia Dramatica, Yahoo! Answers, YouTube and other forms of social media.
Trolling Black Supremacists
Black supremacists are even more reactionary than white supremacists, but equally as stupid; so this makes them an excellent sources of entertainment. There are at least 100 different ways to make a black supremacist mad and only 2 percent of the 100 different ways require you to actually try.
- Use a logical argument, they hate that.
- Tell them they were once white
- Correct their history- Black supremacists are well known for rewriting history and taking credit for other peoples' cultures.
- Tell them that the majority of African Americans have at least 12% European genes. This will generate a fuck ton (1.216 solar masses) extreme butthurt.Troll them with this article. And this article too
- If they say that whites are not fully human because most of them have Neanderthal D.N.A., Inform them that interbreeding over the years has caused Neanderthal Genes to be introduced to Africa, and that since they have at least 12% European genes, they are not pure, either. Don't tell them that the Neanderthal D.N.A is genetically meaningless.
- Inform them that Europeans are not the only people that bred with non humans, and that even pure Africans have strands of unknown non human D.N.A. just as the Europeans do. Don't tell them that the strands of unknown D.N.A. are genetically meaningless. Watch them get angry over this
- Do NOT use the word nigger (or variants) around them, doing this makes them wish you would so they could have an excuse to call you a racist.
- Tell them to give scientific sources for their racist claims about white people, they hate science because it was created by the white man.
- Tell them that The man with the largest penis in the world is white.this will cause massive butthurt and possibly trigger a lolcano.
- Tell them that even native Africans think they are stupid.
- Accuse them of being white supremacists that wish they were black.
- Tell them that the Africans sold them to the white slave masters, and that was how they got to America.
- Inform them that they do not follow muslim tradition.
- Invite them to post their views on /r/Atheism.
- Tell them that ancient Egypt was never black.
- Portray blacks as primitive in your media (whether or not the savages are noble or not is irrelevant).
- Tell them that all lives matter.
- Black History Month
- Nazi - The white people version
- KKK - Another white person version
- The Great Black Dick Hoax - A well known troll invented by black supremacists.
- Gazi Kodzo - An example of black supremacist.
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