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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Bloodraptor is a GaiaFag!
You can help by Telling them to GB2/GAIA.
BE WARNED! They might be pretending to be a /b/tard, making them part of the cancer that is killing /b/.
Their faggotry is relentless.
Bloodraptor aka RAPTOR948, feared by the Alliance as "the devil from Silvermoon", is an asspie weeaboo Gaiafag on JewTube, GamerDNA, and the WoW forums. He is best known for making retarded claims about game balance, stalking people in game and posting shitty videos on JewTube. He is obsessed with Naruto, Sailor Moon, and Getting Revenge on Crawford for stealing his "hot Asian twins". He is currently training his body and mind for his new fighting style and raping Sailor Jupiter. With his 'friend' Crawford betraying him and taking his "two hot azn twins", he's most likely dying alone, since no one likes asspie weaboos who play WoW.
He has several interesting points of view involving WoW, life, and things around him. He believes, instead of making a Spanish-speaking server just for Mexicans, they should all just learn English, or play another game. He also believes interface mods are wrong, but a nude patch for some "personal sexual pleasure" is completely fine. He is completely delusional, and will rape your mind with stories about how he's had a bunch of sex and girlfriends - meanwhile he's roleplaying a character from Sailor Moon who has a Charmander.
—Bloodraptor, on his past life.
He is a changed man nao. His look on womenz has changed.
—Bloodraptor, on lesbians.
He clearly thinks lesbians are horses.
Bloodraptor is a turtle.
With his hot Asian twins stolen from him by the EVIL backstabbing Crawford, he began to spiral into depression, and claiming he was constantly getting backstabbed. He vented in a blog post in his GamerDNA, which he later BALEETED when all of this was leaked.
—Bloodraptor, on betrayal.
He had had enough. It was time for action.
He took his sword, and prepared himself for the sweet release of death. He pressed the blade deep into his flesh, as he finished writing his suicide note on gaia.
And... then, to his (and our, here at ED) frustration.. the wound stopped bleeding and healed, almost as if it NEVER HAPPENED! I suppose it was his metabolism and strong mindset saved him from the cold grip of death. It seems that his Guardian Angel prevented his suicide, and told him that he had a mission in life that he had not fulfilled. All in all, the most disappointing thing since Chanology. There's always next time, I guess.
Bloodraptor to this day continues his EPIC one sides battle with the EVIL Crawford. After the hot azn twins being revealed as an obese couple from Oklahoma, Bloodraptor took up his 1337 ninja sword and self taught skills to take on his arch nemesis! In the first letter to the evil Crawford, and began spouting random things.
AMAZING! We continue on as his aggressions become worse and worse with the following week of silence. After watching American History X, Bloodraptor decided to pull off some new tricks to get to the Evil Crawford, and decided to claim the azn twin's exposer as a Nazi.
Real Men Of Genius
—Ventari (Sisters of Elune) on Bloodraptor
Bloodraptor, guild leader of FLYING RAPTORS in the US server Echo Isles, put all of his trust into his guild members. He thought he was safe. Boy, was he wrong... It started with one invite, then another, and another... And soon enough his entire guild was spamming his chat log with his YouTube link. Bloodraptor, you cannot hold us back.
His Gay Jewtube Videos
—Bloodraptor, On why a keyboard turning rogue with a default UI and shitty naruto music is art.
| ||Bloodraptor is part of a series on MMORPGs.|
Bloodraptor is part of a series on YouTube.