TorGuard-VPN-Sitenotice2.gif
Anonymous VPN Service + Torrent Proxy


ED is free of all javascript / popup / virus ads and only uses simple banner ads. Please whitelist us on AdBlock.

ATTENTION: ED is NOT asking for donations.
Anyone asking for donations to pay the server bills is trying to scam you.

Bob Rehahn

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to: navigation, search
They'll need a whole new character to accurately describe Bob's proclivities. Audio-Shota-Scat Squirrel, mebbe??

Imagine, if you will, a YouTube where everyone publicly acts precisely like they talk in the uninhibited comments section of the videos. Populated by 13 year old boys, pedos, and asshats using the anonymity of throwaway accounts you can say anything there, free from any repercussions.

If your only way of navigating around the site was by closing your eyes, listening to fart and plane noises and having text to speech software translate everything that is written below videos, what Mad Max landscape would your mind conjure? Would you run off in horror that on one of the largest sites on the internet people are free to act out their most depraved fantasies on video? Or would you say fuck it, post videos asking school children to shit for you and get consumer advice on a really good camera so you can join in the pooping orgy? If you took the red pill, welcome to the world of blind meteorologist, coprophiliac, and occasional aviation fan, Bob Rehahn aka Brehahn1957 or ol' shiteyes to his friends...

History[edit]

Bob and the much maligned Martin. Ironically, Seeing eye dogs are very well behaved, and it's actually the human you have to worry about sniffing butts.

Bob Rehahn is a 52 year old blind man who works as a school teacher at The Jerry L. White Center in Detroit. Despite the amount of personal information about present day Bob, little is known about his past other than a few news reports of mistreatment by society. According to one, in 1985 while looking for work and an apartment in Florida, Bob was refused accommodation because of a no pets rule forbidding his seeing eye dog from living in the apartment. In February 2009, Bob was refused admittance to a metro Detroit Quiznos, again citing a "no dogs" policy. He went to a nearby Fatburger that allowed seeing-eye dogs after the Quiznos incident.

Both of these stories on their own would make the average person feel anger on his behalf and a little sorry for his cruel treatment. However, in light of the facts about this person now, it is likely that he yearned for neither accommodation nor sustenance, but only to be within earshot of someone leaving a steamer in the bowl. These are the despicable lengths the disabled will go to just to get their perverted kicks.

Bob Joins YouTube[edit]

In what sounds like strong evidence that trolling has become mainstream enough to get government funding into psychological research, Bob the blind shit fetishist has been unleashed to run around YouTube like Mr. Magoo with a raging hardon.

On 1 July 2009 after being blocked from YouTube user zigzagzippy05's MySpace after a misunderstanding about a few innocent stage directions on bowel movements, Bob decides to venture into the world of video making himself. His first three videos, in a scene reminiscent of Robocop, Bob's friend from Church, Wayne, has hooked our super-cripple up on the tubes to be able record and upload videos by himself like the cybernetic-turd fancier he is. All systems are functioning, and Bob's test message for Wayne's benefit is the phony pretense that he likes aviation noises.

Having earned his "Tech Support for the Blind" boy scout badge and performed his Christian duty, Wayne left Bob to his own devices. When the lights go out and Bob is left alone in his creepy blind guy lair, the video replies start to get freaky...

Bob's Poop Review[edit]


This is Bob. He would like to know the address of the place where you
took that shit, what made you take that shit, some feedback for his
meteorological website, and if possible for you to shit some more. Thanks.


A slightly irate Bob questions whether or not this gentleman was actually
having a shit. He was not, the tease!


The shitting is good, but throwing up isn't his forté.


Good, but the acoustics were lacking. Turd count preferable.
Please study the shitting master that he referred.


Excellent sound quality, perhaps that fall could be one of the hidden
bonuses on Bobs forthcoming DVD, 'The Best of guys having a nice shit
for a blind guy "just for fun" and totally not in a gay way Vol.1'


Bob will send Justin videos of himself shitting to make him more comfortable.


When encountering blind men waiting outside toilets on commercial
flights, running down the aisle and drop kicking them in the head is entirely
justified on the outside chance that it's Bob living out his wildest fantasies.


In his darkened cave, Bob's transformation into Gollum is almost
complete. It's a different type of ring hes blindly searching for though.

<center>
</center>

<center>

 
 
I love your video, 'Perting Machine'. I rated it number one on YouTube.
 

 

</center>

Bob makes a hilarious protest vote by ranking a man having a crap over the other banal content on the internet.
Wait, he's not being ironic at all you say?

<center>
</center>

<center>

 
 
I'd like you to do more videos...natural dumps...or whatever, I just like it for the humor of it. But, um, a lot of people don't understand that. And that's their problem.
 

 

—No Bob

</center>


As you can see, Bob's interests are very diverse.

From the above videos the following can be deduced:

  • It's just for fun.
  • Bob lives in Gollum's cave.
  • It's just a bit of fun.
  • Bob has a rare form of Tourettes that causes him to involuntarily give out all his personal information.
  • It's just innocent fun.
  • Bob has no idea how YouTube works so there is a good chance that he doesn't even know that the rest of the world can see a pattern in his past nine videos.
  • It's nothing to be ashamed of; it's just for fun.
  • Bob wants a friend who understands.
  • It's a masculine thing to hear another guy take a shit.
  • Bob is blind, lives alone, gives out his location to the entire world and will probably be in the can with a camcorder and boom mic when someone in the area decides to act on this and robs him. Given that he hemorrhages information, he'll probably be screaming his PIN and credit card number while doing so. Take a pen and notepad, burglars.
  • It's just kind of a fun thing.
Once again, Anon unleashes the power of MS Paint-made motivators.

One view would be that compensating for his lack of vision, Bob is endowed with Daredevil-esque supertesticles the size of watermelons that allow him to stand bald faced in front of the whole world and demand more people shit for him and describe it to him.

The more likely reality though, is that being blind, he has failed to realize the fact that the rest of the sick fucks on the internet don't actually have their photograph or personal details on their profiles. Although hiding your face (or not displaying it at all) is a given to most weirdos, it's easy to understand how a blind person may have missed this small but crucial aspect of safely indulging in crazy stuff on the internet.

To reiterate:


   
 
Just because you cannot see us does not mean we cannot see you. You are confusing blindness with invisibility, you stupid fuck.
 

 
 

zigzagzippy05[edit]

If there was an Academy Award for "Best Defecation in a Five Minute Movie", there's no question in the mind of our top poop critic who it would go to. Unfortunately the creative genius that is YouTube Favicon.png zigzagzippy05 had some reason to post a video of himself having a dump on the internet other than providing masturbatory material to visually impaired men. It is currently a mystery exactly who he does want to masturbate to it but top scientists will find out by asking him on his MY.gif his Myspace or YouTube Favicon.png YouTube account. Regardless, shot down and blocked from his MySpace account, starstruck by the masterful sounds of him making dookie, Bob the fecal enthusiast made the following video, to patch things up.


   
 
Like everyone else, I want to have fun and have expressed particular interest in your shit videos. Or poop videos, whatever you want to call them. Its all in fun, I like poop humor, I like the aviation videos on YouTube here as well. Somehow or other you took things the wrong way and you blocked me out of your MySpace page, which I'm disappointed in, after all you do say on there everyone takes a poop. Which is true. And we're both guys and I just happen to enjoy hearing you take a dump.
 

 
 

—Bob, sounding completely reasonable.

Soapatron[edit]

Although zigzagzippy05's flawless excrement deployment is in a league of its own, with each log scoring at least 8.5 from the judges, the feather like floaters of an eighth grade boy were the ones that truly captured Bob's dirty little heart. Although the video was from 2006, and nothing was shown (Bob doesn't know that, keep it to yourself) this still surely makes him a pedophile otherwise the internet would be awash with pictures of 10 year olds in bell bottoms and platform shoes. At the very least it puts him bottom of the list of applicants for the position of high school janitor. In the comments section, Bob extended the hand of friendship (with the other one firmly down his pants).

WARNING: Contains high levels of "wackiness"

Pedo brehahn1957.PNG

Months passed, and it became apparent that his scatological Adonis had long left the tubes to shart in pastures new. And so it was, with a heavy heart and throbbing erection that Bob made this video...


   
 
I don't know if the guy - an eighth grader at the time - if his name was James, but I'd definately like to talk to him and have him do more shit videos and upload them to my channel. I just like it for fun and humor.
 

 
 


   
 
I would like James or whoever it was to share more of his shits and stuff and even you know like have the recorder on in, in otherwords at the very beginning when hes walking into the bathroom, hear him put the toilet seat down, and undo his pants, sit down hear a stream of piss in the water and a healthy shit and you know, hear him doing the whole thing until he flushes the toilet at the very end. I'd like to have it described to me, whats in the toilet before its covered in toilet paper. Just for kinda fun, you know?
 

 
 

The Trolling Begins[edit]

Ol' shiteyes' grubby prayers were answered and soon responses began coming in like so much effluent from legitimate poop enthusiasts. Rather than being happy with what he got, he immediately set about explaining flaws and deviations from his mantra of door, belt, pants, pee, poop, describe, flush. Presumably wipe ass and wash hands are optional.


Ungreatfulbrehahn1957.png

As witnessed, Bob's poop listening powers are great indeed, meaning that to truly get close to him, trolls may have to really squat one out for the team. Or at least use good audio editing software to add reverb. As a control experiment, at the same time a lady troll posted the following:


Despite the sultry description of her latrine contents, it received no acknowledgment whatsoever proving that even though its just for fun, Bob doesn't like fun with girls.


 
 
I appreciate the video. But when you do it again, please use zigzagzipp05 as an example as to how to do them. Since I need the audio, let me hear you undo you belt and pull down you pants and set the toilet seat down. then I want to hear you when you are sittting there peeing in the water, farting, and then dropping turds. Please explain what it looks like in the toilet before you wipe and flush. In othe words, turn the recorder on when you walk into the bathroom and leave it recording without pausing until you are finished and flush the toilet. So what if you are sitting there for five, ten, or fifteen minutes. I want to hear everything, grunting pissing, shitting.

Thanks again, appreciate all you effert. Could you call me please sometime, would like to talk and what other videos do you like watching? I like the aviation videos.

bob
 


 

—Bob, again being an ungrateful bastard.


Prank Calls[edit]

One awesome troll decided to call Bob at 4am. Bob was more than happy to answer, after all, its always time for a shit in the Rehahn household.

<center>
</center>

<center>

 
 
Its just ahh...its just a fun thing, you know for me, a guy thing there's just something macho about a guy taking a good crap.
 

 

</center>

<center>
</center>

<center>

 
 
I'm not doing anything different to what other people are doing.
 

 

</center>

Other Trolling[edit]

Bob emails a troll his oft spoken exact instructions. As yet no one has asked the obvious question; why the fuck does it have to be a video if he can't see?

Bob's reaction[edit]

While it would seem impossible to conceive of failing at trolling a blind, horny pervert who hasn't a clue about YouTube, especially given how much of his personal information is readily available, on 12 July 2009, the unaware population managed exactly that. Firstly armed with their latest cool memes they proceeded to post such witticisms as:

   
 
UG FTW. I don't think you're really blind.
 

 
 

   
 
UG FTW!

you're so fucking blind!!
 


 
 

   
 
OOOOOP! POO! Crappy!
 

 
 

   
 
This guy's already up on ED. Damn, that was fast.

An epic troll or a sick fuck who could rival Joseph Fritzl? We'll find out.
 


 
 

   
 
penis vagina

4chan /b/
 


 
 

In addition to this onslaught of subtlety and mirth, hilarious intricate prank calls were made, where they would dial his number, mumble "fag" through their V masks and hang up. Mistaking these philistines as representative of the millions of other users on YouTube appreciative of his critiques, Bob decided to rob the internet of his insightful videos.

As quickly as they were removed, however, they were mirrored elsewhere, prompting a heartfelt response to his percieved victimization on the basis of his disability.

Bobrehahnyoutubethreat.JPG

The final line of Bob's cease & desist message prompts a poignant question:

In our society, who is truly sick and dirty? Is it the school teacher who sits topless in the dark, delighting in the sounds of school children shitting, graphically detailing and fine tuning his fantasies and requests in front of the world? Or is it those who judge him based on nothing more than his words and actions?

Please wait patiently while the votes are counted on that one.

Bobyoutubemessage.jpg

See Also[edit]

External Links[edit]

JewTube Logo.png

Bob Rehahn is part of a series on YouTube.

[CollapseExpand]

A-BC-DE-FG-HI-JK-LM-NO-PQ-RS-TU-VW-XY-Z#

Visit the YouTube Portal

A Message From Chad and SteveA hunter shoots a bearAaronEverettLandAbsenceOfTheAbsentAddison MikkelsonAdeleADoseOfBuckleyAeverine NievesAfr0blu3Afro NinjaAgoraphobic-BlueAJcomixAkai DaliaAkaichouAkewsticRockRAleksandr PistoletovAlex Mae MuhollandAlexander4488Alexander4488/Approved ED PageAlexander4488/Director CommentaryAlexandercarneiroAlex MacRaeAlix HenriolAlphawerewolffAlyallieAmazingplatypus69Amber ButtrumAmerica's Third PartyAngelofthyNightAngry GrandpaAngry Homo KidAngry JoeAngry Video Game NerdAngryLittleGiriAnonymousNastyAnonymousThoughtAnthony 'A-Log' LoGattoAnthonytoneyAnti-Flagger Association of YouTubeAntiDisneyMovementAntoine DodsonApplemilk1988AquagirlwhitefoxArceusfan2013Ardi RizalArgent009Armake21Armoured SkepticAsalieriAshlea ClaytonASMRAstablaziaAtJap13Atheist Scum UnitedAtheneAttackofthehankAudreynolandAush0kAustin FullmerAutoplayAxelswife1Aydin PaladinAyumihamiltonB WalmerBaaaBags of MoneyBananaphoneBANGSBarefoot NatureBarmer479Bart the GeneralBattimBattle For Dream IslandBee MovieBeebee890BenthelooneyBerdBetabyteiphoneBigBadFurgyTheFoxBikerfoxBill122460Billoon45BLACKB0NDBLACKbusterCriticBlasphemy ChallengeBleedingFireWolfBloodraptorBludshot the HedgehogBlueshineWolfBlunty3000Bob RehahnBodrochowskiBodyXPoliticBoh3m3BoxxyBrandon SmithBravesgirl5BreakBrett KeaneBrian MuellerBrittany VentiBrokeTheInterwebBroncofn90BrookersBurger the Angry CatBURKBus Uncle

CaddicarusCakefartsCallumCartelCansin13CapnOAwesomeCaptainAtheistCaramelldansenCarl FiadinoCartoonjunkieCash MasterCassiusPlejarenAlienChad "Atheist Killa" ElliottChad HurleyChadwardennChancepsychChangeDaChannelCharlestrippyCharlie Bit Me - Again!Cheeseburger JoshCheetawolfChekovsgunCheryl ShumanChismahChloe DykstraChosonNinjaChrissy ChambersChris CrockerChris-chan/VideosChristianHillbillyChuggaaconroyCid SilverwingCid and Conners Excellent AdventureCircaRigelCirnoClay ClaymoreClayranger89CodenamesailorearthCodenamesailorearth/2nd Wikia SagaCodenamesailorearth/2nd Wikia Saga/BlacklistCodenamesailorearth/ED SagaCodenamesailorearth/The BeginningCokeman2423Colleen ThomasCondom SnortingCooking With Jack ShowCopperCabCorey MargeraCoughlan666Crazy GideonCrazyvideosandrantsCriss AngelCRoadwarriorCropperbCrossmackCrunkcoreCrystal ShinkleCubbyCulexorCulexor/YouTubeCuntFuckBitchCupcake DogCutechongCutiePieMarziaCwilliams1976CyanterroristDaddyOFiveDaHaloChickDamaronDamien EstreichDan144xDandCVideosDangermanDanielspengiesDarknessthecurseDarksidered992DarkspeedsDarksydePhilDarkzero63DashieGamesDavid After DentistDavid HockeyDavidsfarmDaxFlameDbootsthedivaDcigsDear SisterDeleting Your YouTube VideosDemcadDenalynnnDerek JeevesDerpaviangottDev-catscratchDigibronyDigitalSurgeonDiGiTiLsOuLDiaper BoyDie AntwoordDips Tobacco RedneckDJ KEEMSTARDLAbaoaquDog264Donnie DaviesDouble RainbowDoubleSAnimationsDownfallDr. OctogonapusDr. TranDr4g0nK1dDraconas RayneDrewtoothpasteDrinkingwithbobDrossRotzankDrp1zzaDylan KimberlinDynaCatlovesme

Sailormoonred1Sam PepperSammyClassicSonicFanSandro L JeanSanjaya/JSargon of AkkadSaturnDOSSaturnine FilmsSave AaliyahScarredFurrySchool Bus FightScott DeiCasScottHermanFitnessSegacampSerialKillaCSesshReincarnatedSeto-Kaiba.comSetsuna ToushirouShane DawsonShane LeeSharolaidShaycarlSherry ShrinerShockOfGodShocked and Appalled CatShoe0nHeadShon TerryShoobySimply OkamiSimply SaraSindragonSirius OrionisSittin On Tha ToiletSkueeSKWEEZYSleepykinqSmell Yo DickSmogon UniversitySmorekitty97SmpfilmsSnackyCakes2008SnowVhiteSokiTwopawSonadowclubSonic X BloopersSony VegasSONYFANBOYSoulbrothanumbuh3SpaghettiosSparkalloonSparkling WigglesSpax3SpeakoniaSpongeBobAndTheLoudHouseFanatic2012SSSniperWolfStarlaglamSteAndKelStealth CatSteve ChenStu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morningSuperMarioLoganSuper Planet DolanSusan BoyleSwitchiedaggerSxephilSynchtubeTabbyTablecowTaekesiTails DollTakedownmanTakeShotActionTamias the ChipmunkTammyToeTana MongeauTay ZondayTay Zonday/CRLyricsTechaTedjesuschristgodTeenage Tourettes CampTehbigtoasterTerror PlaylistTh3RoyismThat Guy With The GlassesThatKidDouglasThatkidparkerThdrksideThe Annoying OrangeThe Barney BunchThe CaseyThe DickridersThe Domino's YouTube IncidentThe Failkips Strikes BackThe Fine BrosThe Florida Tweenie RapistsThe Harlan ShowThe Kewl KidsThe Incredible Flying Broomstick GuyThe MoleThe Mulberry EightThe NutshackThe Online GamerThe Rebel MediaThe Slow Mo GuysThe Spoony ExperimentThe Spoony Experiment/Spoony and FriendsThe TrashmanThe Troll HunterThe Unknown AutobotThe Young TurksTheAmazingAtheistTheArchfiendTheAtheistGamerThedramatubeTheHill88ThemaskedanalystTheMidnightLycanroc225TheMrXshowTheMysteriousMrEnterThenintendo3ds2TheQuestionMarkManTherealagerbonTheRedSkullTheresa ShellerTheSockDetectiveTheSuperRobotSoujaOGTheTruthHurtsNetworkThewinekoneThink B4 You SpeakThree Wolf MoonThunderf00tTime MagazineTimmygalTimmysmommy01TinaecmusicTina S.TL;DWToby J RathjenTolstoyKafkaEvskyTom SersonTommy JordanTommy SotomayorTommypezmasterTonettaTonetta777Tony48219TonystockertToonKriticY2KTori BelliachiTotalbiscuitTourette's GuyTrevor RiegerTrey Eric SeslerTriciakittyTrickshottingTriggerfoxTrollsNewsTrollsOfTerrorTrololoTroyriserTruthfulChristianTsimFuckisTunakTurtle PunchTwilightSucksTwizidwickedletteTwiztidAshTwo Girls One FingerTyler GarmanyTyler Redick

Bob Rehahn is part of a series on Dying Alone

[DeadCry yourself to sleep]

Poemo.jpg Those Who Have Died Alone

Aaron SwartzAdam LanzaAlexis ArquetteAmanda ToddAmy WinehouseAnal CuntAndy KaufmanAngry GrandpaAnna Nicole SmithBill HicksBrandon CrispBrian AdamsCharmaine DragunChester BenningtonChris BenoitChris Harper-MercerChynaCodey PorterDavid BowieDavid CarradineDimebag DarrellEazy-EEdaremEdd GouldEdgar Allan PoeElliot RodgerElvis PresleyEmer PrevostGene RayGeorge CarlinGeorge SodiniGizgizHappyCabbieHarambeHeath LedgerJeff WeiseJewWarioJim MorrisonJohn LennonKate SpadeKatelyn Nicole DavisKitty0706Kurt CobainLeelah AlcornLemonade CoyoteLil PeepLiloMegan MeierMichael JacksonMitchell HendersonMySpaceOtoya YamaguchiPekka-Eric AuvinenPrinceRandy StairRdtheproductionsRehtaeh ParsonsRicardo LopezRipperRobin WilliamsRudolph ZurickScout SchultzShawn WoolleyShayStephen HawkingStephen PaddockSteve StephensTony48219TooDamnFilthyTupacTyler DumstorfVerne TroyerVester FlanaganVidmeWilliam AtchisonZippcast

Those Dying Alone

03bgood2cash2 gryphon7jackass77Adam SandlerAdam WanAhuviya HarelAIDS SkrillexAkewsticRockRAlex FordAlex HirschAtheistsAlex JonesAlison RappAmerica's Third PartyAmericanDad86Amy SchumerAngry Homo KidAngry JoeAnimatedJamesAnita SarkeesianAnonymous BorgAnthony 'A-Log' LoGattoAnthony ToneyAntony AguilarApril DavisAquagirlwhitefoxArgent009Arguecat3Ariana GrandeArin HansonArmake21AsalieriAsa CoonAsher2500Austin AlexanderAvantGardePonyBambifan101BarneyfagBasement DwellersBen FordBen MoynihanBenny_the_SnakeBenthelooneyBig RedBikerfoxBill9929Bill GaedeBill GatesBLACKbusterCriticBlood on the Dance FloorBlueCatRioluBob RehahnBrandontheMovieGuyBrandon SmithBrian MuellerBrianna WuBrokeNCYDEBroniesButLovaByAppointmentToCarl the CuckCartoonjunkieCaseydeckerCheeyevChibiyimaChi-Chan24Chloe SagalChris-chanChris CrockerChuck M.Clint of Rise and FallCNNCopperCabCorey MargeraCoughlan666CrazyvideosandrantsCrinklemonDaniel BrandtDan CilleyDane CookDani FilthDani_WillowDarius McCollumDarknessthecurseDarksydePhilDaron NefcyDave ChapelleDave MustaineDavid HockeyDaxflameDBoyWheelerDeekerDeterminedToDrawUTDev-catscratchDGTrixieDiaper BoyDisneyFan01DisneyMasterDJ KEEMSTARDLAbaoaquDnepropetrovsk maniacsDon RobertsDoodletonesDoomer3868Doopie DoOverDoopie DoOver/PeopleDorian_GayDoug WalkerDragoneerDrakondrp1zzaDustinEmosEpic Fat GuyEpicKitty54Eric AbramovEric RidenourErik RibsskogExoParadigmGamerFilthy FrankFagolescentsFanFic CriticFast EddieFat ManFaust & Pory Five Nights at Freddy's fansFlardoxFluffy teh wolfForeverKailynFriends of A-LogFurriesG-ZayGather Against FateGeorge LopezGhostGirlvinylGoddessMilleniaGreg MazujianGwen GaleGwen StefaniHarmful OpinionsHellkiller777Hozupindahows00sI Dislike Cis PeopleI Hate EverythingIan Miles Cheongicze⁴rilliniguy34Imma-The-DeerInkBunnyInSaNe-REYNARDJames HolmesJamil The KingJennifer BaquingJessi SlaughterJessica LeedsJim ProfitJoe Crusher PicklesJoekerJoeysworldtourJohn BullaJohn FieldJohn KricfalusiJohn Patrick RogersJonathan McIntoshJonTronJoseph CampJoseph8276JoshU2uberJoshua "Null" MoonJuggalosJustinRPGKaBlamBandicoot64Karamatsugirllover92Kat DenningsKathleen ToddKendall JennerKenny GlennKevin HavensKimmo Johan AlmKingEmpoleonKingMasterReviewKittenBellNSFWKrashedKurt EichenbaldLarry the Cable GuyLauren FaustLeafyIsHereLecarickLeigh AlexanderLeisureSuitGamingLena DunhamLeonard F. Shaner Jr.Les SixLeslie JonesLifeInATentLikeicareLinkaraLittleCloudLittleKuribohLordelthibarLowti3rgodLucian HodobocM. ChaosMajira StrawberryA Man in BlackManchildrenMarblesMariotehplumberMarjan SiklicMatrooko11Matthew DavisMatthew NicholsonMaxtaroMcJuggerNuggetsMDetector5‎MeganSpeaksMeowbarkMeta527IIMichael BattonMichael BayMichael FitzhywelMichael GimsonMike SandymindoutofsyncMoleman9000Monica PunkMonkeyGameGuidesMoviebobMSNBCMuZemikeMylarBalloonFanMysteriousMrEnterMysticArkNaokoElric2250Nascar221Natalie PortmanNathan GaleNawlinWikiNeckbeardsNeoGAFNick BateNick BravoNihilistic SnakeNikkineko333Noah AntwilerNostalgia ChickNotchNullcherriOFWGKTAOnyx ForepawPaigeGirlParkourdude91Paul FeigPaulie CalafiorePeter CoffinPhantomStrider8Phil FishPhunWithLogicPinkieponyPit ViperPixyteriPMRantsPreachingthegospelQuentin TarantinoRachael MacFarlaneRandi HarperRavenNGRebecca SugarRebelTaxiRicki RavenRina-ChanRMG ProductionsRobert Wayne StilesRockosockoRomeo RoseRootbrianRose3212Ross LumbusSad FrogSam HydeSam PepperSammyClassicSonicFanSarah ButtsSarah SilvermanSarahisniftySaturnDOSSceptreSchnookumsSega KidSegacampSeth MacFarlaneSethistoShadmanSimply OkamiSlowbeef & DiabetusSnapesnoggerSolidMarioSonmanicSonofOdin29Sons of KojimaSony-MaeSONYFANBOYSophie LabelleSoulja BoySpax3SpongeBobAndTheLoudHouseFanatic2012Stephen SampleStormySuper Planet DolanSuperlisamcbSusan BoyleSusan J. ElliottTara StrongTempleOSThatKidDouglasTheAmazingAtheistTheDOSFagTheSockDetectiveTim BuckleyTJ LaneToby J RathjenTodd in the ShadowsTom PrestonToonEGuyTourneyfagsTrey Eric SeslerTrigglypuffTyciolTyler GarmanyUlillilliaThe Unknown AutobotUrinatingTreeUwe BollVadeVinceintheBayVideo game reviewersWade FulpWeatherManKevinWeegeeisgoingtokillmWesley!!!WingsofRedemptionWinona RyderWoWfan4lifeWwwareaYoshiwii1YandereDevYouyoungbloodfantasy91Zoe QuinnZone

Their Methods

9gagAdventure TimeAn HeroAIDSAnimuAlt-rightArt SchoolA-Log's Fanfictionask.fmAsperger's SyndromeAssigned MaleAtheismBath SaltsThe Big Bang TheoryBattle For Dream IslandBlackLivesMatterBlack metalBody PillowsBitViewBoozeBullyingBuzzFeedComputer Science IIICosplayCumOnPrintedPics.ComDead FriendDeath metalDeath penaltyDating SimsDeviantARTDiscordDrugsEdginessFamily GuyFanFictionFeminismFedoraFidget spinner The Filthy Frank ShowFive Nights at Freddy'sFleshlightFriend ZoneFurAffinity Furry ArtGarry's ModGoAnimate!GooglewhackingGorillazGothsGravity FallsGreen DayGreeny PhatomGrindcoreHackingHappy Madison ProductionsHomestuck‎Hover hand‎HufflepuffHigh ScoreIndie musicInfantilismInsane Clown PosseInvisible GirlfriendIRCJenkemKiwi FarmsKotakuLeague of LegendsLegoLibertarianismLiveJournalLonelyLoveShyMai WaifuMen's rights activismMinecraftMLP ForumsMMORPGsMGTOWMUDsMy Little PonyMy Tiny DickNarutoNice GuyismNu metalOculus RiftOh ShiternetOnline datingOnline sex gamesOverwatchPlastic CrapPlenty of FishPunk rock/r9k/Rick and MortyRobloxRule 34RuneScapeSecond LifeSelf-VictimizationShy Boys IRLSilk Screen Goku ShirtSkaSlayerSlipknotSluthateSmogon UniversitySocial JusticeSource FilmmakerSouth ParkSparkalloonSpeakoniaStar vs. the Forces of EvilSteven UniverseTaking the Internet Too SeriouslyTeam Fortress 2That Guy With The GlassesThe SimsThey Might Be GiantsTomb RaiderToolTransformersTulpasTumblrTV TropesUnchartedUncle GrandpaUncyclopediaUndertaleUnikittyVidLiiVirginityVirtual YoutubersVloggerheadsWatchMojo.comWeezerWizardchanWorld of WarcraftYouTube

Featured article July 11, 2009
Preceded by
ORLY
Bob Rehahn Succeeded by
Victim Complex