By now, everyone knows breastfeeding is a good thing. It's better for the baby, it's better for the mother, it's better for the environment, it's better for everyone except formula companies and the husbands who have to deal with their wives' saggy fried-egg-hanging-on-a-nail titties (a situation made all the worse because that stupid prick doctor wouldn't sew it up a little tighter).
Luckily, pop parenting techniques and wangst about how formula should be available by prescription only and you can never feed a baby anything but breastmilk. Start a grassroots revolution to end the formula companies' evil schemes to brainwash women into formula feeding! Don't forget to post plenty of pictures of your boobs! And what child-rearing community would be complete without waffle drama? And all this in the span of two weeks!is here for you! It's the perfect place to brag about your super-crunchy
Don't have a baby before being thoroughly indoctrinated by the boob nazis. Your ten-year-old milk sucker will thank you!
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