It's a well-known fact that Muslims hate: women, boobs, and the West. It's a lesser known fact that, much like homophobes, they hate the things that they desire most. In this case, pert, bouncy, white, unclothed bosoms.
The world lolled, and some uppity feminist bitch called Jen McCreight decided to prove a man wrong. She got on facebook and proceeded to organize "Boobquake." Her premise, ask a bunch of her facebook friends to wear revealing clothing on a specific day and see if there's an earthquake. Which basically means she asked a bunch of slutty western girls to wear what they were going to wear anyway. Proving once again that women don't understand science.
—Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, stirring up shit
April 26, 2010
18 earthquakes occurred that day. The largest at magnitude 6.5 off the coast of Taiwan, but that means nothing next to the religious insanity of Muslims, who can't comprehend the fact that 2,600+ earthquakes occur each day.
PROTIP: Google Translate may actually mistranslate the Iranian word for "erections" as "earthquakes"--Praise Allah that the Boobquake girls never caught on!
After her single blog post successfully convinced insecure feminists around the globe to risk rape, humiliation, and getting fired (or worse - and more likely - "promoted") by wearing excessively revealing clothing, Jen McCreight turns around and says "I was only kidding!"
Of course, she only said that because she realized that people realized she was fugly.
...But, she gets the Troll-of-the-week award anyways, because she looks the part, and for causing a worldwide wave, both on the internet and IRL, just by posting a snarky response to some ragtop on the other side of the world. And of course, the colossal comments pages are a goldmine of drama.
Among the usual gaggle of yes-people, pussy-whipped White Knights, grammar nazis, and religious crusaders, there are these:
Feminist Mud Wrestling
Feminists as a group suffer from cock-deprivation induced bitchery which means that any activity representing itself as "feminist" or pro-woman will automatically attract the derision of other (mostly small-breasted) feminists. Primarily this is because other feminists are the only people that haven't long ago written them off as the castrating harpies they are.
As overprivileged, mouthy women, this hatred manifests primarily as online commentary:
The Science of Boobquake Explained
Of course, where there is attention whoring via mock scientific experiment, there are real scientists writing papers. Because writing papers is what scientists do best. (Well, that and trying to destroy the earth.)
—Seismologist Larry Braile, explaining how sluts cause earthquakes
Larry Braile, a professor of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences at Perdue University (yes, the same Perdue University that was beset by scantily clad hirsute feminists as part of the so-called "Boobquake" experiment), wrote a TL;DR paper on the statistical relationship of cleavage to earthquakes or something. We at ED read it and culled the choice bits so you don't have to.
Perform your own Boobquake experiment!
- Look at pictures of boobs (note: these are not the actual boobs used in the face Boobquake experiment)
- Official Facebook Page
- Boobquake Twitter
- Why we sometimes have religion to thank (for causing good things to happen.)
- Original Blog. (Don't go here, it will freeze your shit.)
- Go here for a full disclosure of the hoax.
- Boobquake Experiment is bad science
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