"Breeder" is a lulz inducing insult used to put the disgusting heterosexuals in their place, under the mighty foot of the homosexual. It can also be used by Childfree whackjobs, who typically generate even more lulz.
The term breeder stems from the English "breed" and the German "der" (ie: Der homosexuell Untermensch sollen gehen auf das Gaskammer.) and is used by butthurt faggots who are upset that ramming their dicks in a man's digestive system can't form babby.
Breeders are a filthy race of sub-humanoids terminally infected with a particularly nasty virus known as Heterosexuality. Much like vampires, these despicable organisms feed on the misery of pure, hard-working homosexuals by oppressing them at every given opportunity.
Through the use of elaborate excuses such as misinterpreted Bible passages, the breeder has managed to selfishly keep to itself such God given rights as marriage, something it keeps clutched firmly against its nigger, shit-filled heart.
Strength by Numbers
Due to the breeders' magical and mysterious ability to create new people in their Nazi style baby factory they have managed to greatly out number their mentally superior counterpart. It is through this mental superiority that the homosexual realized a core difference between gays and straights is that the breeder emits crotch droppings. With this information the term breeder was coined to aid in the noble homosexual quest to pwn the filthy heteros.
Most breeders are 16 year old girls. Having a child gives them a sense of unwarranted self importance, and they can often be found on buses or in malls pushing a pram around and running old people over with it. Otherwise they can be found taking their children to beauty pageants and in the case of paternal absence can often be found in benefit departments asking for more money. Breeders claim that having a baby is the BEST THING EVAR and is far more preferable and independent than getting qualifications and a job. As such they are the scum of society and must be
stamped out killed with fire.
However, it is wise to keep in mind that the breeder's weak spot is child benefits - if these are taken away, the breeder has to work and thus will become outrageously butthurt, since the point of them having children was to escape working in the first place. As such, the proper way to interact with a breeder and its clutch of small, olid, germ-ridden, incestuous brats is to leave gay porn about their house in the hopes that they will see it and think it's theirs, becoming instantly homo and, as such, immediately kill and devour their children before they can spread the sickness that is humanity to yet another generation of ugly, stupid, greedy, shitheads who live only to spread their filth everywhere they go. God I hate my parents.
Gallery of BREEDING
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- Palin, Bristol
- Steadman, Chantelle
Article from some Christian Magazine that CITES THIS PAGE (Scroll down to 'Are you a "Breeder"?')That section's been edited out, probably because the author realized that citing Encyclopedia Dramatica and Urban Dictionary as serious sources of info is fucking retarded. It's still available on the Wayback Machine, though.
- Bad Breeders A site dedicated to stories about shit parenting.
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