Brett Kavanaugh

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Brett Kavanaugh, as he appears IRL.

Brett Michael Kavanaugh is a Jewnited States Supreme Court Justice who is most notable for looking like a gayer and more effeminate version of Nathan Fillion and for the unrivaled feminist SJW meltdown that occurred after President Donald J. Trump nominated him to fill the recently vacated seat of former Supreme Court Justice and Immortal Dark Lich, Lord of the Nether Realm, Anthony Kennedy.

Not even five seconds after his nomination was announced by Drumpf, the usual suspects had already begun freaking out on Twitter: SJWs, Planned Parenthood TERFs, Feminists, Fake News and other facets of the mainstream media, despite Kavanaugh being a milquetoast centre (FUCK OFF, BRITFAGS) CENTER-right justice corporate-state-buttboy who would have been considered centre left 9 years ago. There were also protests going on in Washington DC because of Kavanaugh's nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Kavanaugh is also known for organizing weekend gang rape parties in high school that were so fucking awesome that college-age women would keep coming back every week so they could experience moar brutal rape at the hands of a bunch of drunken frat boys who were too fucking wasted to even be able to stick it in the right hole.

Kavanaugh Fake Rape Accuser[edit]

Christine Margaret Blasey Ford

3872 Duncan Pl
Palo Alto, CA 94306-4548
Phone Numbers
(650) 704-5505 - Wireless
(650) 561-3433 - LandLine/Services
(650) 575-5775 - Wireless
(808) 983-9312 - Wireless
(650) 493-1877 - LandLine/Services



—L.J. Rivers, posting dox he found with Google Archive today-ico.png (archive)

"Bishop" Larry Jerome Rivers thought it a good idea to dox Christine Blasey Ford & tell MAGAs to go after her. Well, Larry, I've got your number, & your address, & your criminal record. Quite the grifter. Probably a bad idea to let you near the collection plate. Leave her alone.


—BillyBrawler, doxing a man to help in the fight against doxing Archive today-ico.png (archive)

So....Christine Margaret Blasey Ford..parents are Mr and Mrs Ralph Blasey of Potomac. Russell Biddle Ford (her husband) parents are John Bailey Ford of Scottsdale,Arizona and Mrs Ruth Guthery of Wyckoff,New Jersey.

Married in 2002 in Half Moon Bay,California


—Helly_283 Archive today-ico.png (archive)

Christine Middle NameBlasey Last NameFord Birth Information Age51 Birth Date November 28, 1966 Astrological SignSagittarius Known Aliases Christine Margaret Blasey Christine B Ford Christine Margaret Ford Christine M Blasey


—drbrijo Archive today-ico.png (archive)

Fake rape accuser #2[edit]

The second accusation was made in the form of an anonymous letter, posted with no return address, accusing Kavanaugh of having raped her on numerous occasions. The letter was full of explicit details, and greatly excited its Congressional recipients. Naturally, since the accusation is the important thing these days, rather than the truth, this "evidence" was deployed against Kavanaugh who ridiculed it as "a crock".

For some reason, the anonymous poison-pen letter-writer then decided to identify herself. She is Judy Monro-Leighton of Oceanside. California. She went on to repeat exactly what was in the anonymous letter, but also denied writing it. The Department of Justice spent about three minutes on Google and discovered that Monroe-Leighton was a committed leftwing activist who was several decades older than Kavanaugh and therefore not likely to have been at college with him anyway.

I was angry


—The lying whore explains her motive (Archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2)

The lying whore has now been referred to the FBI, which will no doubt cause more bullshit about teh poor persecuted wimminz who are so downtrodden by the Patriarchy that they are even denied access to real rapists.

The Situation In a Nutshell[edit]

The Senate went ahead and nominated a gang rapist to the highest court in the land. Making sure that no female is safe from being ass raped anywhere in the jewnited states. Because Kavanaugh is a Justice now all females should arm themselves, until Congress takes away their guns. Then they will finally have to start putting out.

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See Also[edit]

Dear God, why does he have the body of an 8-year-old boy and the face of a 60-year-old woman?

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