Brinks Home Security
The Ad Fail
Ginger Chick: Did you hear that?
Random Dude: It's our first night in the new house, do you want me to check?
Ginger Chick: Ok
Random Dude: *Walks to top of stair case*
Random Dude: *Notices that a nigger is attempting to break his front door down* (Why would he knock if he's going to break in?)
Nigger: *THUD* *THUD* *CRACKLE*
Nigger: *sprints off into the night (Duh - Everyone knows niggers run fast)
Random Dude: I SAW A GUY TRY TO BREAK IN!!!
Ginger Chick: WHAT?
Random Dude: THE ALARM - IT SCARED HIM OFF!
Phone: RING RING RING
Ginger Chick: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Closet Fag: This is Andy from Brink's Home Security, are you alright?
Ginger Chick: MY HUSBAND SAW A SOMEONE TO BREAK IN
Closet Fag: IM SENDING HELP RIGHT NAO!
Of course while the WRYYYY noise may scare Anonymous off, a nigger will simply pull his glock out and shoot the homeowner in the cock for installing such annoying shit. And of course anyone who buys such a security system is a pussy liberal who cannot use guns, and will be therefore B& IRL by some piece of shit on welfare looking for cocaine money.
Given all this win, "THE ALARM - IT SCARED HIM OFF" got meme status on /b/ and /k/ for its correct portrayal of how a nigger can flee like a scared kitten. GREAT COMMERCIAL, BRINKS. YOU ARE TOTALLY GIVING PEOPLE A REALISTIC IDEA OF WHAT NIGGERS DO WHEN THEY HEAR SOMEONE CLEARING A LEVEL ON PACMAN.
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