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Brokengirl1985, also known as Kristina Franklin Legg, is a black goth/Wiccan hambeast who spends her hours excreting her USI on Livejournal. As one could imagine, you have to be pretty fucking broken to name yourself Brokengirl1985. Never mind the fact that most folks born in the mid-eighties are fucked up due to Reaganomics. Despite her claims, she is not married, but her various social networking sites reflect that she is. This is probably the result of the fact that she's planned 10 different wedding times, none of which have ever materialized. Some argue that she has
a new LiveJournal, Shes_t0xic. Recently, she changed it again to kristina63985 in an attempt to separate herself from ED. (NICE TRY)
- 1 Very Broken Girl
- 2 Abusive White Trash Pedophile Boyfriend
- 3 Computer Expert
- 4 Michael Jackson Infatuation
- 5 Serial Baby Deaths
- 6 SEX
- 7 Weddings
- 7.1 October ?? 2005: So it Begins
- 7.2 August ?? 2008: First Re-schedule
- 7.3 August 14 2009: Second Re-schedule
- 7.4 January 1 2010: ("Common law ceremony") Potluck
- 7.5 January 14 2010: NO WEDDING
- 7.6 Febuary 14 2010: Small lunch reception
- 7.7 Febuary 14 2010: "nice tex-mex restaurant"
- 7.8 August 13 2010: Estebans' Fiesta Shack
- 7.9 August 13 2010: Golden Corral
- 7.10 October 22 2010: Courthouse Wedding
- 7.11 October 23 2010: Either a Garden Wedding or a Courthouse Wedding
- 7.12 October 23 2010: Saltgrass Steakhouse
- 7.13 November 20 2010: Ruin Thanksgiving
- 7.14 December 2010: Chick-Fil-A
- 7.15 August 14 2011: Potluck
- 8 Defrauding The Government
- 9 Attempts to Delete Fucking Everything
- 10 Gallery of horror
- 11 External Links
Very Broken Girl
As she indicates with her name, she is fairly broken. Here are some of her wonderful qualities:
- Borderline Personality Disorder
- Bipolar II Disorder
- Monthly Psychiatrist Visits
- Degenerative Osteoarthritis
- Plus-Sized Goth/Industrial Model
- Sioux Indian
—To get that many races in you, your mother must have been gangbanged on Ellis Island
Her loving white whale of a boyfriend has been known to encourage Brokengirl1985 to lose weight verbally. He uses such kind words of wisdom that any loving fiance would use to encourage his wife to shed... yes, over a hundred fucking pounds. What's strange is that in every single photo of them together, he is not smiling in a single one. Well, aside from when she's in compromising situations, like choke holds. It's difficult to ascertain if that's because he lacks the facial muscles to do so (inbreeding, etc) or if that's because he honestly does not love her. The (few) defenders of Brokengirl1985 claim this is because he just doesn't like having his picture taken. Based upon some of the pictures found on the Internets of them together, you'd probably never want to have your picture taken again.
If the above was not lulzy enough, as of January 2010, it turns out he's got four (4) felony child pornography charges against him right now in the state of Texas, and is out on $10,000 bond.
—Kind words from your future husband
—Guess what? It's past the date and you aren't married
—Why don't you find that romantic?
—He's a true Casanova.
—Who wouldn't want to be with a guy like that?
Apparently, this kind of dickery runs in the family, as evidenced by lovely comments made by [Loving Fiance's father]:
—Fun game! Can we play Assholes to Assholes... uh, Apples to Apples later?
—And of course, Loving Fiance goes along with this. So chivalrous!
Shockingly, her fiance Mark is into computers. His company, NANOWARE Houston, does something your local 12 year old down the street can accomplish. What's odd is the advertisement for very non-technical services, such as a virtual assistant, which really sounds a little bit creepy. Take a look at the job description and you be the judge.
—Perhaps you should read up on Aspirations
Michael Jackson Infatuation
Shes also known as MJ Bride, in honor of her hero, Michael Jackson. She claims to have had made the ultimate sacrifice when she got arrested for trying to steal a Michael Jackson book from Walmart. It's also rumored that in the spirit of Michael, she routinely drinks Jesus Juice while pregnant to give them the same essence that Michael is well known for.
Serial Baby Deaths
Strangely enough, her Livejournal proudly exclaims that she's lost three (3) babies in her lobster-like womb. These markings are reminiscent of WW2 or Vietnam aces shooting down bandits by decorating their own aircraft. Who in the fuck slaps up little counters of how many dead babies they had and how many days have passed for each one? Better yet, why does this keep happening to her? Perhaps some sort of a doctor wearing an old-time scuba suit could crawl inside her B-52 bomb bay vagoo and find out what's causing all of these maladies? Is it some errant set of keys that were lost? Perhaps a dead fish? Or maybe she's just fat.
In order to make all these babies, brokengirl1985 has taken the advice of sextips. She is a regular poster there and nothing surprises the readers.
As usual, he's extremely charming!
—I thought it really smells like dead baby!
Poor Brokengirl1985, her sex life is so boring that Mark went and bought some sex toys ... except she didn't get to pick them out. He's too insecure. I guess it's true, you can replace him with a piece of rubber!
It might be hard to find dildos smaller than him and his pencil dick !
Despite her father in-law having issues with blacks, she has been eagerly planning not one, not two but multiple wedding dates in her future. As if there was some contest to put a wedding in the worlds possible location, she continues to find the most trashy locales possible. You can totally ignore the fact that shes changing wedding plans and date at the drop of a hat. No, nothing crazy about that.
Yes, the below is a total of 8+ date changes (including her calling off the wedding) and 9 changes of plans (not including when she considered a BBQ).
October ?? 2005: So it Begins
—More like every month...this wedding won't happen
August ?? 2008: First Re-schedule
August 14 2009: Second Re-schedule
January 1 2010: ("Common law ceremony") Potluck
January 14 2010: NO WEDDING
At 3:24pm, they break up and the wedding is called off. Just kidding, by 10pm they have new plans.
Febuary 14 2010: Small lunch reception
Febuary 14 2010: "nice tex-mex restaurant"
August 13 2010: Estebans' Fiesta Shack
August 13 2010: Golden Corral
—You stay classy, Brokengirl1985
October 22 2010: Courthouse Wedding
October 23 2010: Either a Garden Wedding or a Courthouse Wedding
—It's never going to be enough time because it's never going to happen.
October 23 2010: Saltgrass Steakhouse
Salt Grass? That's way too high class. I guess that's what happens when you evade taxes.
November 20 2010: Ruin Thanksgiving
—I keep asking myself the same question.
December 2010: Chick-Fil-A
—What? No waffle fries?
August 14 2011: Potluck
Defrauding The Government
Since being a Plus-Size Goth Wiccan Model doesn't really pay the bills due to high competition on the Internets, she's decided to get a tax-free job. Unfortunately, those matters are normally kept off public websites... until now. She's outlined her tax-evading behaviors in the following post: 
She's on Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI), most likely due to mental illness or the fact that she cannot hobble more than 5 feet without losing consciousness. That means you're not supposed to work, period. Of course, she gets a job that pays her under the table, which means no taxes and bilking the system. Of course, this is to be expected of immigrants to this country. Just ask the Tea Party. The thread was later moderated after several posters stated they were going to turn her in. Not surprisingly, the moderators of the Livejournal forum in question are probably committing fraud under the system.
For concerned citizens, we recommend you contact the Social Security Administration to report this illegal act at the Social Security Administration website. Remember her name is Kristina Franklin of Trinity, Texas.
Attempts to Delete Fucking Everything
Upon discovery of her very own ED page, Brokengirl1985 proceeded to make an account an delete fucking everything. Glorious Mysterybot has resolved the situation with her banning and a protecting of the web page.
—ED, how does it work?
Gallery of horror
- Her OKCupid Profile
- Loving boyfriend
- Their story
- Her boyfriends business, NANOWARE Houston
- Her facebook profile
- Her "family" blog
- Search here for the criminal charges against her fiance
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