Oolong's Life Story
Oolong was born on July 28, 2004, as a result of leaving a Ditto with a Pikachu at the Pokemon Daycare. He soon left home to escape Farmer Grinman, and moved to Weeabooland in search of his fortune. Unfortunately, he didn't know that rabbit is a delicacy in the Land of Wind and Ghosts, and he was destined for the soup pot until
a kindly spider wove the word "BRILLIANT" into her web a kindly furry taught him how to put stuff on his head. He began with pancakes, but soon branched out into waffles, Pop Tarts, bagels, and from there into the non-breakfast snack food world.
He died (was rolled up in some nori and eaten) on January 3, 2007 (nevar forget). He is survived by his common-law wife Yuffie bunny and 128 children, including Ricochet rabbit and BAWWWW bunny, both dis0wned.
On internet forums, this is quite possibly the wittiest response ever. Seriously, just go in a random thread and the moment someone says something outside of your sphere of knowledge, just post that picture. Newfags will love you for it for being the first person to ever post it in history, while oldfags will be able to easily see you and everyone you have ever known are irredeemable fgts and act appropriately.
"Sadly, I know what you're talking about, so here's a guinea pig with a STFU on its head."
When confronted with massive levels of retardation that attempts to be smart, this is your best line of defense.
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