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Burger the Angry Cat
For whatever reason, cats on the internet have been entertaining people with single-digit IQs since Last Thursday. Being the internet, there are plenty of people out there who would prefer to see something being tortured - the smaller and fluffier, the better. So we are left with a combination of the cute, the sick, and the utterly pointless.
Burger the Angry Cat is the angriest of the angry Cats to ever see daylight. He is possessed, and will not be able to be exorcised by the Pope. No one really knows why he is so angry. Maybe he is going through a divorce. Maybe they don't "climb when he walks" anymore. Perhaps he's pissed that he was named after a food. Some people say that he is not angry at all, and just wants to snuggle. However, the people who say this are mostly women and also think that when a guy doesn't call them, it's because he is threatened by strong, independent women. He most likely slaughtered the people at the pound out of rage right after the video which could explain why it was abruptly cut off, but no one really cares.
That statement is untrue, because Burger was reported at the oil rig the day BP accidentally the Gulf Coast.
Facts About Burger
- Burger will rape your children, burn down your house, eat you, and then tell you about it. "LOL", he will say, "I 8 U."
- Burger hates people.
- Burger hates other cats.
- Burger hates 4chan.
- Burger hates us for putting him up on ED.
- Burger is in the SS, yes they're still around.
- Burger is the feline version of Angry German Kid - who is already the reincarnation of Hitler. Remember, a cat is fine too.
- Burger hates you.
- Burger hates Caturday.
- Burger hates sunshine.
- Burger hates lollipops.
- Burger hates rainbows.
- Burger hates happiness.
- Burger hates lolcats.
- Burger will kill you all.
The Burger Videos
Armed with many, many clips of cats floating around YouTube of cats being tormented, Anticyclonic put up several clips of cats hissing, spitting, yowling, screeching and clawing like orgasmic furries on the interbutts, much to the annoyance of animal lovers everywhere and the entertainment of everyone else. It is worth noting that Meowarchy's first video, Demon Cats, where Burger was one of these chosen few stars in it, had been baleeted a long time ago because some asshole named Rod Miller, whose pussy chihuahua got pwned by one of these cats, issued a copyright claim from butthurt because his dog let itself get a literal pussy-whipping. It had been baleeted multiple times, but has been uploaded again most recently by 1sam234.
Burger the Angry Cat is part of a series on YouTube.
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