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Butterface

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The term Butterface (Meaning: Everything is good "but-her-face") refers to a hot bitch with a butt face, alternatively known as a "brown bag special". Butterfaces aren't exclusively grotesque, zit-encrusted shitfaces who must settle for alcoholic lawmen if they ever plan on getting hitched. They are extremely sensitive, as every reflective surface is a reminder that no amount of exercise will render them bangable. So empty that jager bottle and aim straight for the shit pit. She may have neck-up Proteus Syndrome, but at least she's not a fatty.

PROTIP: All butterfaces are easy, so feel free to try something new

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In the Wild

Butterfaces tend to be extremely horny, but their hideous features prevent them from getting any cock-in-pussy action. As a result, they are highly adept at plying prospective partners with alcohol or other substances. Be prepared for this if you ever encounter a butterface-to-face. She will do everything within her power to have you sate her lust; whether you like it or not, you'll be sucking helplessly on her crooked green mouth within minutes. You may as well lay back and enjoy it.

OTI

With a powerful arsenal of camwhore techniques at the ready, the internets butterface is virtually undetectable. Paranoia regarding this stealth ugliness is so widespread that some now choose to outright deny the existence of girls. Techniqes include the fat angle shot and the duckface.

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Famous Butterfaces

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