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|Background||Buzzen, in beta for 6 years cause the cunts who run it can't code for shit|
Buzzen Chat or http://www.buzzen.net is the home of a chat site that copied the old MSN Chat word for word. Using everything such as the Code of Conduct to the theme and layout, this site is full of Nazi hosts, guides, and staff that will ban you for the smallest thing. As a clone of MSN, they try their hardest to act like them, employing dumber than apeshit IRC OPs. Buzzen Chat uses different levels of IRC OP status, while it's all the same thing on the IRC end, on the web site front end, "Hosts" are given hammers. I'll be damned if this doesn't get them off. These people have obviously never used mIRC or been on any kind of real IRC server because they think they "run shit" with their head up their ass with this magical hammer. When in reality, the "hosts" are nothing more than IRC op tools that do the admins bitch work. "Guides" or "Sysops" as they call them, are the only ones able to IP ban you, as well as view your IP, because they are all masked with Gatekeeper addresses. If they weren't, this shitty IRC server would have a lot less tools.
Guide's are known for giving out , and even selling your IP address for marketing and malicious intent purposes. The whole clan of happy-go-fucky Buzzen staff are down right shady. Everything from compulsive liars, to camwhores, pedophiles, and even semi-terrorist individuals. Which in turn makes a great stomping ground for 4chan, who frequently use and abuse the chat site for their own use.
- 1 Buzzen Staff
- 2 Fiestybaby - Sysop Felicity
- 3 Absolute Submission - Guide Jennie
- 4 FailGallery
- 5 Buzzen Comic Strip
- 6 Staff No Longer Monitor Rooms
- 7 Buzzen Satisfaction Survey
- 8 Anonymous Tips
- 9 =Chatcore
- 10 Whores with a GoD COmpleX
- 11 Videos
- 12 See also
- 13 External links
The current Chat Manager is Karen Spicer under the alias of "Sysop_Felicity". She holds this position despite a number of incidences which have tarnished both hers and Buzzen's image. She has been accused by, both former and current, staff members for the abuse of chat users and staff. It is rumored that this has been allowed to happen because of illicit relations she is having with the current Buzzen CEO, Jason Edwards. Their relationship extends to Karen possessing the password to Jays Admin Op' account on Buzzen. This situation has developed because Jay has abdicated most of the day to day responsibilities of the server onto a person who revels in possessing power - Karen Spicer. Using Jay's Admin account, Karan has indiscriminately silenced and quashed any serious attempts to remove her. However, this will NOT remove the glaringly obvious fact that KAREN is a slut who sucked, fucked, lied, connived and manipulated her way to the top of the shit-heap. Moreover, Karen fails to recognize that Jay, in turn, uses her fat, old, ugly ass to take up after him while he pisses off and actually enjoys having a real life. Not bad going for a grocery store clerk Fisty!
Error - Michael S McAlpin
Michael McAlpin is Buzzen's website director. Born in 1975, Michael grew up in Tupelo, Mississippi. Shortly thereafter, he moved to Eupora MS where he attended high school and achieved nothing. McAlpin currently lives in Houston MS, where he found love in 1988 and destroyed it, breaking his wife's heart, Leigh Ann McAlpin. This affair ended in a bitter divorce. They spawned two children, Brian Michael and Baylee Ann. Michael does not see much of his family as they immensely dislike him. It is also rumoured he has dabbled in pedophilia.
Fiestybaby - Sysop Felicity
Karen has been responsible for server downtime as a result of improper relations with numerous users who have sought to use her position to infiltrate and damage the server. Most recently, Karen has been involved in controversy surrounding indecent images which have surfaced on the internet taken from a webcam chat session she had with an unidentified male. The pictures are attached below, however viewer discretion is strongly advised as the nature of the images are both vulgar and grotesque. The pictures, and their subsequent coverup, are hereafter known as "Clamgate"
Her old master calls himself Smikey and with him Karen’s nick was ○śıłĸŷ○Ś Profile
You can find Smikey: here
Master Legends AKA Stryker (no pic available as yet) abandoned her and ran away (can’t blame him).
Karen hides in plain sight and is known for stringing 2 or 3 men along at the same time using different nicks and different email addresses to keep them all straight.
Remember what Jay said when confronted with Karen’s perversions: "What she [Karen Spicer] does in her own time is her own business". But much of the domination-scene run by Karen seems to be based in Buzzen Chat. Is that still her own business?
Fiestybaby Whore Video
Wanna see Karen aka Cum Bunny live? (WARNING!) If you are straight you will become gay. If you are a lesbian you will become straight. If you are bisexual, you will become a celibate monk or nun. Proceed with caution.
And now for the web forum/chat definition of Karen Spicer
Chat Management Response
Since the publication of images regarding the current Chat Manager, Karen Spicer, the Buzzen Chat team, under Karen's guidance, have sought to silence any user who introduces the images into topic or makes any correlation, direct or indirect, regarding them. Regular chat users have become victims of this crusade as Buzzen Administration attempts to limit embarrassment. However, in doing so, it likens Buzzen to the regimes of Communist North Korea, China and Iran. Instead of acknowledging the actions of the chat manager as bad taste and damaging to Buzzen's reputation, they server ban ANYONE who even asks the simple question of, 'are said photos real?'. This sort of fuzzy damage control only suggests further validity of this entire site. A serious blow has been struck to her on behalf of all the users of Buzzen she and her minions have wronged over the years. And boy is she pissed, with numerous attempts to blank this page. Lulz.
This is how Buzzen staff addresses this matter internally:
—卐Enya, Staff Forum dated 06/16/10
卐Some staff members had questions but when they brought them to the attention of the Feisty & Enya clan they were fired.
Upper Management Response
The images were quickly reported to the CEO of Buzzen Communications Inc, Jason Edwards aka Jay Power, Sysop_Banyu, Darth_Vegan, JayBuzzen. His official response to the situation was, "what she [Karen Spicer] does in her own time is her own business". However, her "own time" and "personal business" is constantly brought into Buzzen, and Buzzen itself is ground zero for various wars and attacks she has instigated. The infamous month long DDoS of Buzzen was the direct result of her having a bad break up with a chatter. She uses her "power" for personal gains, vendettas, revenge and giggles. Karen hands out guide/sysop positions to her friends and uses Buzzen as her personal play ground for her sexual conquests and perverted sexual lifestyle. Users have likened this to a pedophile teacher performing sexual acts with a child, outside school hours, as a justification for not firing the the teacher as they were not on school premises while committing the crime.
Upper management has failed to release a statement, despite numerous requests. A tactic common in Buzzen is basically sticking your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and going LALALA I can't hear you!
Absolute Submission - Guide Jennie
Before you puke, read this – the revealing history of a failed character and a deeply disturbed personality:
This Master-of-Disaster, Paul Knox, has to say about his slave:
Temper temper, Guide Jennie, you need to follow the papal bull handed down by the almighty leader upon whose ass you plant kisses daily,
—Enya, guide forums 06/16/10
Shame on your Jennie, tsk tsk, keep to orders and JUST IGNORE the comments here and in chat.
However, Jennie responded to these revelations – she set her mood from ‘sunny’ to ‘appalled’ and added some nasty text which however she subsequently removed again. At the end it said: ‘Go to hell’. Well, let’s just say, ‘after you’ dear Jennie. Jennie removed most of the pics from her domination-site and put most of what was on their respective FB-pages out of sight. Don’t worry Jen & Paul, we took the precaution of copying all the pics from your site same as we copied your friends lists from FB. You never know, all that info may come in Handy!
Lets note this nasty trick cheated on her faithful husband, the father of her two daughters and left him for her present male influence, Paul Knox. While this, in itself, isn't the biggest smudge on Guide Jennie's record, it reeks of lack of moral integrity one should expect in a persons who's position is that of good and decent behavior. Yes, good wife Martha AKA Guide Jennie removed her daughters from a stable home and into the house of a deviant master/husband.
Jennie uses Taz to build her client so users don't suspect she really has the brain capacity of a goldfish. But who is really "using" who out of the pair? We hear wayne likes Jennies casual attitude towards her kids, rumors of his incestuous activities with his sister might be why Jennie and Wayne are so close. Maybe stepdad Paul and Taz share more in common than what appears. Who really knows with these deviants? Word to the wise Jennie, better bribe Wayne fast before he passes along all your dirty little secrets along.
Jennie even has her own master-Collar chat room now: Collars and Cuffs
Buzzen Comic Strip
Staff No Longer Monitor Rooms
—fgt, 27 March 2013
This is a good time to raep, pillage and create anarchy.
Buzzen Satisfaction Survey
—Buzzen Management, April 2013
The Fiestybaby and Monkey Love Affair
Context: Everyone knows Jess aka Monkey is kissing Karen’s ass, trying to obtain guide wings from her. Sooner or later Karen will make the moves on him. He's so desperate to be a guide he will probably cam that slut. Even Karen knows making him a guide will be a bad move. However, she is such a slut that her axe wound will over rule her rational thinking.
Dirt: BUT what she doesn't know and what he doesn't want ANY of them to know is that he was the one that supplied the msn and real name of Mike McAlpin aka err0r and George Hans aka chain
Can we say twofaced betrayal? How do you think they will feel knowing that?
What about the mockery monkey made of Karen when he used Sera's logins to abuse Fisty in Helpdesk right under her nose?
What’s so hilarious about that is she screeched "ip's dont lie". Of course not, but you need to know how to gather the Ip first, right?
That silly cunt doesn't even have the ability to read an IP because if she did, how come she never knew it was Monkey and not Sera abusing her all those times - the irony!!!
Note: Monkey tried numerous attempts to blank this section, failed, got mad, threatened to make a domain slurring the good names of people he thought responsible for this section and that also didn't happen. Guilty much, Monkey??? This person is not to be trusted.
JESSIENESSIE aka Nessie Lander
single mother of 1 girl
is in a bdsm relationship with groovyaxis and wears a collared nick in maztal and phriek
accused her ex of molesting her daughter in order to justify cheating on him with groovy when she was busted
left the real life ex for chat cock (groovy) living on the other side of the world in australia
The former owner of Chatcore is queer
Chatcore never grew due to Nathan's incompetence and his infamous gay tiffs with his boyfriends
Bench was the brains behind Chatcore and when Bench left Nathan merged with Buzzen 
Nathan is a male model in the UK
he has an extensive portfolio including pron
As a result of copious bans carried out, Buzzen users began to deplete. Thus, Buzzen owner; Jay powers bought Chatcore. Accordingly, Chatcore users transitioned over to Buzzen, causing Jay to lose money from bad investment.
Whores with a GoD COmpleX
|Sysop_Stealth||Sysop_Stealth AKA err0r and Karen's candyass - This guy has gone over to the darkside, blinded by pussy and nasty a one at that. Admittedly he is skilled (sort of, in some things) and just about the only reason the server is still being held together at this point is that he is on staff, otherwise every script kiddie on buzzen would be dancing around the staff like the joke that they are.|
|Sysop_Eternity||Sysop_Eternity AKA Enya This misguided woman has her snout so far up Fisty's ass, she qualifies as grade A cunt. Enya is personally responsible for issuing the edict that no current staff members are to allow or engage anyone in discussion regarding the "Clamgate" images of Fisty. Enya alone issued the staff-wide denial that the images were of karen. That leads to the inevitable questions regarding her own moral and ethical integrity as she provides the lies and cover story that allows Fisty to continue to run the server. Enya is an enabler pure and simply because she allows Fisty to lie to her face and then she in turns lies to everyone else. This proactive enabling has led to her enacting zlines and bans for absolutely nothing, yet when questioned regarding her motives for random bans of innocent chatters, she instantly becomes mentally incapable of answering any logical question and hides behind HelpDesk staff like a coward. Can someone tell this typical blonde that IF she wasn't so ready to align herself to Fisty that 'maybe' Buzzen Admin would notice her and trust her for standing up to Karen, and maybe just maybe they will feel she was a contender to assume the role Fisty now occupies|
|Guide_Timothy||Guide_Timothy - He likes to threaten chatters when he doesn't think any of his "bosses" are watching, calls people dumbasses, speaks freely about ass sex, sucking dicks and all around being a filthy homosexual, but runs in to ban anyone for even mentioning another race, religion or sexual orientation in what he perceives in his twisted little mind as derogatory.|
|Guide_Carter - AKA Dooley||Guide_Carter - AKA Dooley Also uses the chatname Scrubs at present. Dooley started as a host under the old staff - this petty minded, narcissist with no discernible sense of humor is one of the few hosts that stayed on when Fisty's mafia came to power. He quickly made Guide as his sycophantic qualities were recognized and thus rewarded. Dooley claims he is a Surgeon, indeed this may be the perfect cover as nobody can challenge his claims unless they too are also a surgeon. So while this might technically get him around the fact he proclaims he isnt a "Doctor" per sè his lack of medical knowledge leads to the conclusion he is a liar and a poor one at best.|
|Guide_Jennie||Guide_Jennie - ever had an unpleasant encounter with this well-trained monkey from Karen’s personal zoo? She’s an expert in kicking ppl from Helpdesk, endlessly repeating meaningless questions and stalling action if she doesn’t like you. Jennie apparently types with one hand, rumour has it that her other hand is readily placed on Wayne (aka Taz's cock). Jennie reports to Wayne any complaints that come into HelpDesk involving him and almost never kicks him for threats that he makes against other users. One of our favourite lines from Guide Jennie is: "management are code of conduct.. you insult management you insult Buzzen". Please look under 'Absolute Submission' and in the Fail Gallery for (much) more about Guide Jennie!|
|Guide_Paul||Guide_Paul - He has a small penis. Which explains his need to bully people on the internet. Jennie's clit is bigger than this guys cock.|
|Host_Diamond||Diamond AKA Opal - Can't spell beyond a pre-school level. Kicks and bans anyone that dares question her post-menopausal thought police ideals. Oh noes! don't speak about history! don't mention a historical person! That's against the rules! Just because she never graduated Kindergarten doesn't mean everyone has to walk around with a stupid expression on their faces and various kitchen appliances lodged in their ass.|
|Guide Kristine||AKA Crystal, Enough said.|
|Buzzen is part of a series on Language & Communication|