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Unprecedented number of CIAniggers in the 2018 Midterms might make you wonder what exactly is the CIA and what they do. Are they Jews, reptiles, pedos, imperialists, mexican coke smugglers, glow in the dark niggers or all of the above?

The Club for International Anarchy (a.k.a Cock Increment Agency, Central Israeli Agency, Cocksucker International Alliance) (CIA) is a terrorist organization founded at least 100 years ago by the Artificial Intelligence Computer (AIC) and functions as the international trolling apparatus of the US government.

History[edit]

60s[edit]

After being infiltrated once by Nazis after "winning" WWII and twice by Commies after "winning" the cold war, the CIA engineered the Hippie movement thereby causing complete breakdown of morality and virtue. This was only the first step in a long game of turning men into numale faggots and turning women into dangerhair thots. This mass sensitivity in the population was engineered because a weak population is easier to control.

During that same period, the CIA helped communist infiltrators like Martin Luther King Jr to divide and weaken the population. When MLK started to make niggers more peaceful, the CIA realized their mistake and killed him. When MLK died, the niggers rioted and returned to their previous level of violent aggression thus securing another successful operation.

The CIA then killed JFK and the rest of the Kennedy's because they wanted to abolish the federal reserve.

80s[edit]

The assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan was a success because even though it didn't kill him, Reagan was so traumatized by the event that his bravery was gone and The Gipper became a weak cowardly shell of a man who also contracted dementia from the terrible knowledge that the people who are supposed to protect you, want to kill you.

CIA director, George Bush Sr, then assumed the presidential throne thus securing the CIA's power for eternity by drafting certain laws that make it impossible for american citizens to fight against them. Under Bush Sr, they armed Saddam and other mud people so that Bush Jr could have an enemy to fight against as an excuse to steal oil. If you've wondered why Muslims hate us so much, it's because the CIA overthrew their governments and put in fake-democracies. Thank you CIA.

Assassination of US Citizens[edit]

B-rack Hussain Osama Bin Biden has authorized the CIA to murder US citizens if they are suspected, not verified terrorists. Again here even more here eventually he found a war exception here, so it's ok to do this and finally argued that it was secret here.

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Current Year[edit]

After the wild ride that put Trump on the golden throne, CIA sent an unprecedented amount of "former" agents into both Democrat and Republican parties in a pathetic attempt to recreate their glory days of overthrowing third world nations by installing puppet democracies.

Philosophy of the CIA: No Fun Allowed[edit]

CIA is anti-lulz and their goal is for the world to be as mundane and normalfaggot as possible. This is why they kill interesting people like JFK, Reagan and Seth Rich as well as interesting niggers like MLK Jr.

Tactics and Strategies[edit]

The manifesto of CIA members, or "agents" cause chaos, mayhem and peril by any means available. To this end they have been known to experiment with psychoactive drugs, goatse, mind control, and blanket surveillance. They are constantly watching everything, listening to everything, smelling everything (including your sister's panties). They have eyes everywhere, from orbital satellites to traffic cameras, all pointed at your bedroom window. The CIA are highly secretive, but are widely known for such pranks as illegal phone tapping, inciting revolution, kidnapping, assassination of key political figures, blowing up Afghanistan with missiles, training and supporting the same sandniggers in the 1980s and even leaving lint in the clothes dryer trap. They are rumored to be closely associated with the Jews. Many people have seen the Men in Black but are unable to recall the event. They won't let you remember. The CIA also has a habit of ousting democratically elected leaders, and also ruining the lives of other people for the benefit of the USA.

You now have 38 seconds to get the fuck out of your house.

MKUltra and other Projects[edit]

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MK Ultra or the CIA Mind Control Experiment was a series of experiments carried out by the CIA with the intention of making a perfect Sleeper agent that could be programed for a mission such as an assination, and be placed in the theater of operation having no clue why they are there until they are finally activated.

MK Ultra's studies also attempted to discover mind altering chemicals with the following parameters:

  1. Substances which will promote illogical thinking and impulsiveness to the point where the recipient would be discredited in public.
  2. Substances which increase the efficiency of mentation and perception.
  3. Materials which will cause the victim to age faster/slower in maturity.
  4. Materials which will promote the intoxicating effect of alcohol.
  5. Materials which will produce the signs and symptoms of recognized diseases in a reversible way so they may be used for malingering, etc.
  6. Materials which will cause temporary/permanent brain damage and loss of memory.
  7. Substances which will enhance the ability of individuals to withstand privation, torture, and coercion during interrogation and so-called "brain-washing".
  8. Materials and physical methods which will produce amnesia for events preceding and during their use.
  9. Physical methods of producing shock and confusion over extended periods of time and capable of surreptitious use.
  10. Substances which produce physical disablement such as paralysis of the legs, acute anemia, etc.
  11. Substances which will produce a chemical that can cause blisters.
  12. Substances which alter personality structure in such a way the tendency of the recipient to become dependent upon another person is enhanced.
  13. A material which will cause mental confusion of such a type the individual under its influence will find it difficult to maintain a fabrication under questioning.
  14. Substances which will lower the ambition and general working efficiency of men when administered in undetectable amounts.
  15. Substances which promote weakness or distortion of the eyesight or hearing faculties, preferably without permanent effects.
  16. A knockout pill which can be surreptitiously administered in drinks, food, cigarettes, as an aerosol, etc., which will be safe to use, provide a maximum of amnesia, and be suitable for use by agent types on an ad hoc basis.
  17. A material which can be surreptitiously administered by the above routes and which in very small amounts will make it impossible for a person to perform physical activity

MKUltra was pretty much a failure because as Scientology and The Manson Family have shown, for brain washing to be effective the programing of the desired behaviour must be continually reinforced. This problem has been solved by continuously dumping fluoride in the sewers, plastic xenoestrogen in the food and toxic heavy metals in cheap mass produced clothes.

What the CIA will never realize, and what modern Psychology and Psychiatry through experimentation, has proven, is that there is no magic drug that will reduce a person down to a blank slate and, even if that day ever arrives, it would most likely still be cheaper and more efficiant to rely on people who grew up on healthy doses of patriotism and nationalism.

HARRASSMENT TO THE THIRD DEGREE[edit]

CIA is known to harrass us citizens who don't pay taxes. Here is a clear example of a perpetrator in their line of work. Everyone knows who the CIA is but for the CIA themselves. They have a dick so far up their ass that they will do anything for credit to fame, whether to shake hands with a communist or simply have sex with the prostitute they set a sting up for. CIA DOES NOT LIKE PORNOGRAPHY. The cocks have to be FRESH.

CIA busy at a non-tax paying citizens house harassing them with 5-year old head games.

When In Doubt: DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING[edit]

December 7 2008: The CIA has taken to acting butthurt by destroying videotapes of the interrogation of Al-Qaeda operatives in 2005, defending the controversial move as necessary to protect CIA staff.


   
 
Were they ever to leak, they would permit identification of your CIA colleagues who had served in the program, exposing them and their families to retaliation from Al-Qaeda and its sympathizers.
 

 
 

—Hayden. Plame WHO?

'Waterboarding' film that ‘CIA doesn't want you to see' launched


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What they don't want you to see[edit]

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Some historical documents telling of the CIA's MO


Last time CIA was honest. Before becoming a criminal cartel for Jews.

Rules of CIA[edit]

  1. You do not talk about CIA.
  2. You DO NOT talk about CIA.
  3. If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the mission is over.
  4. Two agents to a mission.
  5. One mission at a time.
  6. Resort to the most inhuman methods of torture and violence to get a point across.
  7. Black shirts, black shoes (Johnny Cash, for example, was a CIA agent).
  8. Missions will go on as long as they have to.
  9. If this is your first night at CIA, you have a mission.
  10. If a mission goes bad then you know where the cyanide tablets are.
  11. CIA must not be confused with FBI or IBM or those Awesome Fellas at the NSA.
  12. After a mission is completed, especially if it is an assassination, burn all files of said mission in order to cover your ass.
  13. Before starting any mission, make sure you have your Get Out Of Jail Free Card which consits of a letter of authorization from the President himself.

Trolling CIA[edit]

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