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CeLe took CSIII. Only 1337 niggers like CeLe are even allowed to enroll in CSIII, and you couldn't pass it... Ever. In fact, CeLe ALREADY has your DNS Numbers. Better buy a dog and hang some curtains. CeLe is a HACKER ON STEROIDS who wrote the software that powers the INTERNET HATE MACHINE.
Sometime before the tragic events leading up to m00t being brb, compromised, Mike handed over the password and administration access of 4chan to his BFF Moby Dick in what amounts to an end-run around an actual "omfg, wtf hax!!!". This is akin to hijacking a plane by asking your friend to lend you his pilot uniform, security access and the keys to the plane.
This is actually IRL INTERNETS SERIOUS BUSINESS and he should be getting v& any minute now because not only did he conspire to defraud m00tle of his
cookies business MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES JEW GOLD, but he deprived m00t of the valuable tacos generated by 4chan's EXTREME MOTHERFUCKING ADVERTISING. Furthermoar, anyone doing business with this asshat in the future, should be put in a loony bin.
This wasn't the first time that our young friend Mike was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. In the following morality play, CeLe (played by Glexia MikeW) 'hires' Alex from CooperInt (played by CooperINT187) to do some coding for his website (played by Glexia). After initially saying he was too broke to pay Alex, CeLe goes on the offensive and accuses Alex of paying himself after hacking Glexia's PayPal account. He goes on to say he's going to call the waaaaaambulance and report Alex to PayPal and the FTC (played by the Federal Trade Commission).
"I cannot believe the accusations that I am facing. Michael posted a request for a designer on WHT. I IM'd him on AIM, interested in the job. He then proceeded to call me and record my voice for "authorization purposes". He claimed he worked for the government previously. I was shocked, but went along with it. He also claimed he was scammed by some "kid" once and made his live a living hell by calling his house and his neighbors houses many times until he'd pay up.
Once we agreed to start on the work, he asked me to email him a description of what I will be doing. I did so...
For this project, I will be doing the following:
Recoding the design into valid CSS code. This is a table-less, modern style of code. It's easy to maintain and change, as well it organizes data neatly. Change the menu to look more stylistic. I intend to space it out a bit more, maybe give it some color, etc. Whatever looks good. CSS will be used for this. Will provide you with recoded template in which you will be able to adapt your content into easily.
He then sent me a deposit PayPal payment of $100 (total for project was $225). He pasted the text from that email in the PayPal payment "notes" section. I then proceeded with the work.
He asked me to show him a live preview claiming he needed to make sure the code was up to par with his standards. I did not want to do this but he seemed like an honest person. I showed him a live preview located here: http://thunder.machdns.com/~hqmax/work/glexia2/
He asked for numerous changes to be made, I made them. Once all of the changes were complete and he was happy with the final product, I asked for the final payment. He said his "friend" would be making the payment...
He then stopped replying. Today I ask him to send the remaining $125 and I get this:
(See CeLe/Logs for THE FULL CONVO.):
He has filed a complaint with PayPal and wants the initial deposit back as well. I have the chat log for the whole process, as well. I have never been faced with such people before. I am an honest person, ask the people I've worked with before. -Alex
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