Chaos wraith x
LJ user Son of art, renowned pseudo-pagan and King of the Sockpuppets. As Dani Faulk or Kevin and Kat can tell you, the consequences of pissing off Son of art are dire. Since he has nothing to do but eat off ugly women's money and masturbate into his owl helmet, he has the time and means to generate massive amounts of verbose, overdone, made-up bullshit, which would be fine except none of it is even remotely funny. The original version tells the sad tale: Robin Artisson is the cancer that is killing ED, and articles like this are why. We've tried to preserve the original character and charm of Mr. Artisson's work, just so you can appreciate his sparkling wit and excellent graphic design sensibilities.was, until recently, a boring and unimportant member of the Internets community. He still is, but now he has an article. Why? Well, he managed to piss off
- 1 Dramatis Resume Virtualis
- 2 Timeless Wisdom from a Fucking Troll
- 3 This is where we make fun of some dude for saying random unfunny shit
- 4 The Internets Court is Serious Business
- 5 Chaos_wraith_x BAN HAMMERS our_lady_rissa before his faggot court
- 6 The Web-trail of hilarity that will ensure Robin never gets a job outside of Taco Bell
- 7 HEY ROBIN: FAIL MACROS ARE FAIL
Dramatis Resume Virtualis
Dramatis what? Who writes this shit?
Anyway, the anti-lulz started when Son of Art, under the name His post was a marvel of tl;dr, notable for the author's complete inability to say one funny thing about the hilariousness of some bitch going to prison over a teddy bear. The local Dark Pagans got really, really mad and totally put a hex on him, or at least they will once they get their DVD players working again so they can look up the relevant scenes in The Craft and Teen Witch., decided it was time to take on those damn Muslims, since everybody's been giving them a free pass so far.
In response, did a lot of yelling and Son of Art yelled back, and then eventually this article was created. Mori deleted it, because she deletes everything, which led Arty to call her Chaos's ghey lover and then make vague scaaaaary threats.
Arty keeps coming back to edit this article with various sockpuppets, no matter how many times the mods raep him, which is the single best argument against open account creation on ED.
Timeless Wisdom from a Fucking Troll
See, the funny thing about LiveJournal is that it assigns semi-random numbers to each journal entry, with each entry having a higher number than the previous one. So if, say, this you know that entry probably doesn't exist.is currently up to entry #571218, and you've got a troll inserting links to entry #1265919, like
This article has been edited to remove a shitload of tl;dr made-up shit from LJ entries that not only don't exist now, but have never existed. Dear Son of art: SCREENCAPS OR GTFO.
LJ entries also do not begin with zero, dumbfuck.
This is where we make fun of some dude for saying random unfunny shit
—chaos_wraith_x, found here
—chaos_wraith_x, found here
Also, because nobody has ever had a fucked-up dream before in the history of the universe, let's throw in this random crap from his lame website:
—OMG CALL THE DRAMA SQUAD
The Internets Court is Serious Business
The counsel in this case is:
as the prosecutor.
as the defense.
What follows a transcript of the proceedings.
[08:47 PM] : I can't argue on behalf of a furry.
[08:47 PM] : IN SO MUCH AS --ERK!
[08:47 PM] : That's like Hitler trying to argue on behalf of a Jew.
[08:47 PM] : GODWIN'S LAW
[08:47 PM] : TRIAL OVER
All charges dropped."
The stenographer would like to note that whoever originally wrote this article fails at wiki-markup. BREAK TAGS ARE NOT TOYS.
Chaos_wraith_x BAN HAMMERS before his faggot court
"Recentlywas banned from my personal journal, as a policy enforcement. She's decided to appear before the court today to appeal her ban.
Specifically, the policy violation is as follows:
Policy 225 Any user posting the merits of Naruto, or making profound use of weeaboo mannerisms (including the rampant butchering of English and Japanese involved in that hideous SUGOI-KAWAII-DESU mix), will be immediately and permanently banned. Memes are exempt from this policy."
ED Court later upheld this ruling, because weeaboos suck. The author of this article, however, was fined for contempt of court by using the fucking bold tag.
The Web-trail of hilarity that will ensure Robin never gets a job outside of Taco Bell
What follows are the accounts that Robin Artisson is convinced belong to Chaos wraith x. Since Robin himself has over 9000 sockpuppet accounts, plus his meatpuppet followers, it's natural that he might get the lines blurred between "friendship" and "people inside your head."
- woolridge (some poor dumb fucker who used his IRL name and got mistaken for Chaos wraith, lol)
- plinko (um, I think this is a chick)
- owl_clan no wait, that's Robin
So, basically, half of fucking LiveJournal. The other half, of course, belong to Arty himself.