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WARNING!This article contains Niggers!
Chikins is a fast food product invented by white supremacist and Confederate civil war hero Colonel Harland David Sanders for his Kentucky Fried Chikins franchise -an American restaurant famous for pwning fat Negroes and Culexor.
KFC was established at least 100 years ago by the fat, old redneck as a cleverly disguised American homage to Hitler's Jew killing ovens in order to eradicate coons with artery clogging saturated fats. The Colonel never enjoyed the success of KFC before he was pwned by John Y Brown Jr a notorious drug dealer and future governor of Kentucky. He is the man responsible for KFC as we know it today.
KFC (Kentucky Fucked Cunt) is a place where fatty Americans can "hang out" after school. Most people like KFC because of their family friendly commercials, but if you would like to know the truth about KFC's chicken beating, beak pulling off, scalding alive ways, then fuck off, as the chicken is going to be always deliciously abused.
Delicious KFC is made of sugar, spice, all things nice and Korean children. Before Colonel Sanders put chicken in a bucket they used to put it in a suitcase. This was very impractical however, and a nigger carrying a suitcase is not practical unless he is, in fact, carrying it for you hence the chicken-in-buckets paradigm that prevails to this day. Revisionist fried chicken historians such as David Starkey have sought to challenge the bucket paradigm but have failed miserably and have been subject to much pwnage by the Colonel who is still alive and sharing a two-bedroom flat in Argentina with Hitler, Eva Braun and Gregory Peck.
The Origins of KFC
Noone knows when, why, or how KFC was first spawned, but some argue that it was created by the
Jews to cover up the WTC 'mystery' Mormons with a mysterious and unspecified amount of spices.
Likewise, no one can be sure of just what the elusive name means. Several attempts have been made to explain it, but few are lulzworthy.
- Killing For Cash
- Kangaroos Fucking Children
- Kentucky Faggots' Crap
- Kentucky Fried Chicken
Contents of KFC
It is well known by the FBI, CIA and Oprah that KFC is a deadly amalgamation composed of super awesome shit. The seven so-called herbs and spices are in fact flour, santorum, methylated spirits, shower mold, LSD, Jonathan Megnauth's testicles and breasts amputated from cancer patients.
The exact recipe for KFC is chicken + ???? x Niggers = Profit. The"????" represents the Colonel's Special Blend Of Herbs And Spices that keeps customers coming back for moar moar moar. What is this legendary recipe? Sadly we will never know, because Colonel Sanders went senile and forgot to write it down, so the secret died with him.
Here is a recording of trained FBI interrogators trying to get the Colonel to crack:
Recently KFC has been changing some of their food to "healthier" food. They got rid of the old chicken strips, for the classic strips. Now they have "Kentucky Grilled Chicken", which isn't delicious because it's "healthy."
Of course, despite KFC's efforts, people still insist on eating unhealthy fried chicken, some to the point of nearly killing themselves, as seen in this video:
—-Fat nigger mom, at 0:48
Crimes Against Humanity
This devious organization has plotted for generations to destroy American Negro, as it is a well known fact that niggers love stuffing chicken in their baboon mouths. Do not attempt to get between a porch monkey and their chicken without consulting your Nigger Manual.
- Footage of Niggers In The Event of A KFC Shortage
- Black person
- Fast food
- KFC Double Down
- Not Racist
- Subservient Chicken
- Unseasoned chicken
No chikin mcnuggatz? THA'S WACIS'
- A nigger is so desperate for chicken wings he threatens to stab his brother
- PETA trolls KFC
- Chicken in a Drawer
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