|High score||No kills, no injuries; didn't even bring a weapon to a school|
Doing the smartthing, he went right to Facebook to air his gripes on how no one will touch his misshapen pee-pee
Christopher was arrested for making terrorist threats where he is being held at Utah County Jail and his quest to lose his virginity was finally achieved that following night when an inmate named Maurice took it from him.
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