He is a very lonely, sad young man who is in love with a girl named pnaomi (he wants to put it in the ass). Their love goes back as far as middle school, when, in a plot twist worthy of an anime, Naomi punched Chuck, thus starting his decades long attraction to her.
Usergirl vs. PatheticBoy
In 2003, Chuck drove from Philadelphia to Seattle to Canada to get Naomi's cat. He then updated his journal with the story of the entire journey, including the total money he spent driving such long distances.
Over the next few weeks, Chuck appeared many times on LJDrama and began to alienate many of his friends.
In 2004, Chuck attempted to run for state Congress, but lost, gaining only 1.3% of the vote. Due to his Congressional bid, Chuck privated all of his posts about Naomi and began to defriend and not friend trolls.
~ Where Are They Now? ~
— Chuck Moulton
- http://www.chuckmoulton.org - his HILARIOUS website
- http://www.facebooklibertarians.org/ - his attempt to spread libertarianism on college campuses using facebook. Note: at the time of writing, this web site included detailed contact information for Chuck, including personal email address and phone number.
- http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=1534117 - student reviews on his teaching methods