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Clarissa is a series of comics by Jason Yungbluth (a.k.a. Jason Tundplutt), a cartoonist for MAD Magazine and founder of Deep Fried Comics, that revolve around the adventures of titular loli Clarissa and her interactions with her family who are all a bunch of brain-dead Stepford WASPs – the punchline of every single comic being the fact that Clarissa is constantly being raped and molested by her daddy and all of the people in her life seem to either not give a shit about it or not even realize that it's happening at all.
While the majority of the comics have actually existed since the era of Netscape, retarded dancing baby .gifs and two World Trade Center towers in New York, they were more recently popularized through being posted on 7chan and 4chan's /co/ boards in the mid to late 2000s. Even the most hardened of chanfags have been known to feel sympathy for this tragic, fictional little girl – once again proving that chantards are actually huge fucking pussies who should just do the world a favour already and kill themselves.
Jason Yungbluth is well aware of his comics' popularity on the chans but, unlike some retards, he has decided to embrace this fact and has even been known to link to chan threads on his blog despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that they usually contain some Rule 34 of his underage Loli creation.
- 1 Characters
- 2 Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving
- 3 Bathtime Fun
- 4 Stuffed Friend
- 5 Bedbugs
- 6 Family Portrait
- 7 Take Me To Work Day
- 8 Paedos Trolling Clarissa Threads
- 9 Paedo's Remorse
- 10 Your signature might be shit if...
- 11 Quotes
- 12 Videos
- 13 Gallery
- 14 See Also
- 15 External Links
A hardworking breadwinner and proud papa of a perfectly normal and well-adjusted American family. Just ask them.
Mom is a contented homemaker juggling her responsibilities to three super kids and a doting hubby with the skill of a circus performer. “Let the past be the past” is the creedo this busy mother lives by and which she will share with you for seemingly no reason at all.
A talented athlete and A-student who couldn’t be happier and more proud of his family. Sometimes in life things seem to go off the rails, but Sean knows that this only means it’s time to try harder and impress the people who care about you!
A natural joker and class clown, Randy’s levity is always a welcome contribution in his happy and well-adjusted family. If an uncomfortable situation arises, Randy knows that a smile and an upbeat attitude are the best way to push right through it.
The Dirty Little Slut
A dirty little prepubescent whore who spends every single one of these comics trying to seduce her own father. She's also a fucking emo who burns herself with matches and probably slits her wrists regularly.
Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving
Clarissa's mum gives her a stuffed bunny to cheer her up, the bunny then promptly kills itself after witnessing the little whore seducing her own father. This comic was also made into a claymation short by some German art students.
Two panel comic about bedbugs that won't STFU.
Take Me To Work Day
Paedos Trolling Clarissa Threads
—(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Despite the comic literally revolving around themes of paedophilia and child abuse, even serious lolicon artists have been known to regret drawing Rule 34 of the series – although that's probably because they get death threats from the denizens of /co/ whenever they do.
Your signature might be shit if...
—Clarissa doesn't beat around the bush
- Rule 34
- Child Abuse
- Asking for it
- Rule34 of Clarissa, because nothing is sacred.
- All of the Clarissa comics on Imgur.
- Some gay Wikia dedicated to the series.
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